I was just walking by my bed and something dark caught my eye. I look at it more closely and I see this.

It's smack in the middle of my sheets. The last time anyone else was over was last Sunday, and everyone who was here claims no trickery on their end. Washed my sheets last Saturday and it wasn't there then.

My boyfriend is in Florida, so it's pretty safely not him. So possible options are my landlord did it, I had some ink on me somewhere and it happened to rub off of me in that pattern, or some weirdo broke into my house to leave that behind and will probably cut off my skin while I sleep tonight.

Always remember I love you, TWW.

3/2/2012 7:45:56 PM

WHAT THE HELL?

I love you, Skwinkle.

3/2/2012 7:47:37 PM

smilie face serial killer ?

or... one of your friends is trying to make you think you are insane.

3/2/2012 7:50:12 PM

It was me.

3/2/2012 7:50:15 PM

Creepy

3/2/2012 7:51:04 PM

^^ see. mystery solved.

3/2/2012 7:52:07 PM

wtf

3/2/2012 7:52:35 PM

If it was Fareako he better pop out of the damn closet right now. At which point he'd get his ass handed to him for freaking me out like this.

But preeeety sure he's really in Florida.

3/2/2012 7:53:35 PM

^^^^^and you just think he is in Florida.

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 7:54 PM. Reason : carrots]

3/2/2012 7:53:43 PM

your killer seems playful. that smiley has a cheeky wink

3/2/2012 7:53:48 PM

do you have an attic?

3/2/2012 7:54:00 PM

Yeah. Im in pensacola right now.

3/2/2012 7:54:16 PM

Is it ink?

That'd be kind of fucked up if it is your landlord

3/2/2012 7:54:31 PM

was forrest gump nearby?

3/2/2012 7:57:45 PM

It being ink would be far from the only reason it would be fucked up for it to be my landlord.

We have a crawlspace thing, but I can't reach it. And don't think anyone could really get up in there.

3/2/2012 7:59:17 PM

Red John

3/2/2012 7:59:22 PM

3/2/2012 7:59:48 PM

Smiley Face Murders! http://surfdete.ipower.com/smileyface.html

3/2/2012 8:01:21 PM

So, that was not very reassuring.

3/2/2012 8:03:25 PM

goodnight, sweet skwinkle

3/2/2012 8:09:30 PM

Would you like to borrow some weaponry?

3/2/2012 8:18:01 PM

For the moment I am just walking around with my cast iron skillet. I think I am OK. Guess we'll find out tomorrow.

3/2/2012 8:23:52 PM

begonias is a form of weaponry.

3/2/2012 8:25:15 PM

If that means she was offering to cuddle with me tonight, I accept.

3/2/2012 8:25:55 PM

I second this notion as long as there are pictures.

3/2/2012 8:33:29 PM

Maybe you could hire a real big macho guy to stand outside your door all night and keep watch. He'd have to wear a black leather jacket and cross his arms and check all ID's with the utmost scrutiny.

3/2/2012 8:56:55 PM

did you create this thread because you are way behind on your 365 recipes for this year???

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 9:31 PM. Reason : smiley cant kill ya]

3/2/2012 9:31:07 PM

Is that for real? That would scare the shit out of me.

You can tell someone wrote it with a pen by the way the chisel tip of the pen was held horizontal during the mouth line. Same goes for the eyes.

3/2/2012 9:40:17 PM

fffff this is terrible news

3/2/2012 9:49:33 PM

Currently still alive.

3/2/2012 9:50:08 PM

<3

3/2/2012 9:50:26 PM

murderer probably saw this thread and is posting as her..

GL

3/2/2012 9:50:45 PM

man

shit like this is not even funny

fuck

3/2/2012 9:51:40 PM

So if you get murdered then who is going to help us paint the tunnel next weekend?

3/2/2012 9:52:01 PM

You will have to band together in my memory, I suppose.

3/2/2012 9:53:08 PM

3/2/2012 10:04:28 PM

3/2/2012 10:06:42 PM

Be sure to check in tomorrow :/

Maybe you can ask neighbors if they saw someone creepin around and to keep an eye out

3/2/2012 10:08:08 PM

^^^^So are you coming next weekend?

If you are dead by then I guess we could paint a photo of you on the tunnel wall.

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2012 10:08:08 PM

^^ My neighbors (two separate people) called the cops on my running group when we were going through our neighborhood, so I am pretty sure that would have happened.

^ Currently planning to.

3/2/2012 10:10:29 PM

Anything on the guest bed or anything in the house amiss?

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM. Reason : ususus]

3/2/2012 10:11:25 PM

Everything else seems normal. I didn't turn down the guest bed to look or anything, but there was a box of craft supplies on top of the bed that was where I'd put it, so I doubt it.

3/2/2012 10:20:50 PM

you can come cuddle with me and Trixie!

3/2/2012 10:22:05 PM

I didn't bother reading the thread, but I want you to know your boyfriend is fucking other women while he's in Florida.

3/2/2012 10:24:34 PM

^^ Thanks! I think I'm good though.

^ That's cool.

3/2/2012 10:26:43 PM

I was hoping someone would come cuddle with us

3/2/2012 10:28:11 PM

With sentiments like that, no one in their right mind would murder you.

3/2/2012 10:28:17 PM

^^ Aww, I'm sorry. I would but I kinda feel shitty today. I think something bloomed and I'm having allergies.

3/2/2012 10:30:58 PM

My allergies are also bothering me.

3/2/2012 10:32:03 PM

I have no idea what I'm even allergic to. I had an allergy test done and it just turned up dust mites. But every spring I think I am getting sick for a day or two until I remember it's probably allergies to something or another.

3/2/2012 10:34:17 PM