it's stressful

3/5/2012 6:35:24 AM

Do you know where your child is?

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3/5/2012 6:37:06 AM

oh god no I don't

3/5/2012 6:39:31 AM

3/5/2012 8:35:01 AM

I think there should be an ESPN Lite channel. I don't want to watch sports games or follow stats; I just want to see cool/hilarious/awesome highlights and clips like that.^

3/5/2012 9:24:41 AM

just watch sportscenter

in thread relatedness, I think I might get that garage door opener with the smartphone app

3/5/2012 10:44:05 PM

But what if you lose your phone?

A garage door opener with a phone finding app?

3/5/2012 10:46:41 PM

shit you're right

godammit

3/5/2012 10:47:39 PM

I know how you feel.

You see there are little fucking gnomes that wait until you aren't looking to come out and fuck with your shit. Sometimes they just move it. Sometimes they take it and it's gone forever. They're the ones responsible for missing socks in the dryer. They are the original douchebags. They preceded the jersey bros and the California dudes. They are the scum of the world and they will stop at nothing to fuck with your shit.

3/5/2012 10:49:37 PM

For about a year, I would get into bed, get comfortable, turn out the light, and immediately wonder if I turned the stove off or locked the door

3/5/2012 11:12:37 PM

all it takes is it happening one time and you're stuck checking it forever

3/6/2012 8:06:58 AM