LADIES!

Which matters more, size or technique?
How big is too big?
How big is too small?
Which is more important girth or length?

I know there is no one correct answer that applies to everyone. Everyone is different. Just curious what ya'll think and so is most every other guy out there.

[Edited on March 5, 2012 at 8:22 PM. Reason : added another ? for DB. ]

3/5/2012 8:16:12 PM

TOO

MANY

QUESTIONS

3/5/2012 8:17:27 PM

If size is incorrect, go with technique.
Bigger than my vagina.
Bigger than my index and middle fingers.

3/5/2012 8:18:20 PM

so, size trumps bad technique?

3/5/2012 8:20:34 PM

Depends on how long the vagina has been empty.

3/5/2012 8:20:59 PM

I like to joke with my wife while playing words with friends, "It's not the length, it's the position."

3/5/2012 8:22:08 PM

usually with a good size, I can do my own thang if he doesn't know what's up hahaha

if that makes sense

3/5/2012 8:22:22 PM

A big dick is useless if they don't know how to use it.

[Edited on March 5, 2012 at 8:23 PM. Reason : Im talking premature. Lol]

3/5/2012 8:22:51 PM

yeah, if it's been awhile just give me a penis and my left hand and i'll be ok.

3/5/2012 8:23:06 PM

it's not the size that matters, it's the mass thrusting behind it

3/5/2012 8:26:25 PM

Don't have a big dick and go "wait, wait, don't move" after three thrusts. Give it to someone else who can handle the big dick

3/5/2012 8:27:26 PM

too small and you are definitely out. too big and and a mr. thrust a lot gets you no where. Medium length with some girth is the best way to go.

A big underrated factor is the lasting potential. You are definitely SOL if you can't hold it for at least 45 seconds. It doesn't matter how nice of a dong you have, she will be let down.


The trick is that you can't use a girl's vagina to imitate what you do to jerk off, cause that rough thrusty shit hurts most girls. You have to go smooth and act like you want more than just the vagina. That's what brings them back: not the big cock or how long you can last, but the false reality where you are stuck in a world where the only thing that matters is her. That and don't be clingy or creepy, just hold yourself back a little to seem considerate.

3/5/2012 8:30:36 PM

Why are there dudes answering? This thread isnt about gay anal sex and no one cares what you think.
If you don't have a vagina, bugger off.

3/5/2012 8:39:07 PM

it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean

3/5/2012 8:44:22 PM

^^ idk bored

3/5/2012 8:44:52 PM

guys have experience. And women don't really know what they want.

[Edited on March 5, 2012 at 8:47 PM. Reason : x]

3/5/2012 8:47:23 PM

I opened this thread, hit CTRL+F, searched for "EMCE is perfect in every way", got upset and closed the thread.

3/5/2012 8:48:22 PM

^lol

3/5/2012 8:49:07 PM

methinks BanjoMan is straight-acting/straight-appearing

3/5/2012 9:04:59 PM

I would just like to point out that dude never explicitly said anything about a penis.

3/5/2012 9:09:04 PM

Quote :

"methinks BanjoMan is straight-acting/straight-appearing"

I really hate defining sexuality, because it is a circular definition so to speak.

I would have relations with whoever and whatever was turning me on at that moment (in the realm of appropriate, consenting people). And that's the way sexuality should be, I mean it is a basic part of our animal instinct, so why deny it?

3/5/2012 9:12:54 PM

sweet! I have a chance of hooking up with BanjoMan

hey boy, hey

3/5/2012 9:15:08 PM

I'm down

3/5/2012 9:16:28 PM

Lets make it a Banjo sandwich

3/5/2012 9:17:55 PM

I too have a big cock that I am good at jamming inside a taco.

3/5/2012 9:19:00 PM

My fantasies ITT!

3/5/2012 9:19:51 PM

Quote :

"A big underrated factor is the lasting potential. You are definitely SOL if you can't hold it for at least 45 seconds. It doesn't matter how nice of a dong you have, she will be let down."

How is 45 seconds the cut off point? If you can't go at least 10 minutes you need to put in some time doing solo work brah.

3/5/2012 9:21:12 PM

45 seconds is damn impressive. I usually can't make it half that long before I'm popping champagne like we won the championship game.

3/5/2012 9:26:16 PM

It's not the size of the boat, it's the ability to remain in port until all passengers have departed

3/5/2012 9:58:16 PM

Women should not enjoy sex, it is merely a means for reproduction.


Lol

3/6/2012 8:50:54 AM

wtf? 45 seconds?!

3/6/2012 9:04:56 AM

damn, 45 seconds? what sort of exercises can i do to triple my lasting power?

3/6/2012 9:05:59 AM

ITT all guys last for hours

3/6/2012 9:23:08 AM

How long(time not size) is too long. I have had some marathon sex where the next morning she didnt want to have sex b/c she wanted "to be able to walk normal"

3/6/2012 9:23:34 AM

^ 3 hours is too long


And I'm just going to come out and say it - the size of the boat AND the motion of the ocean both matter. Sorry dudes.

3/6/2012 9:37:01 AM

I like it when women girls just lay there.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 9:40 AM. Reason : oops]

3/6/2012 9:39:51 AM

^^^ personally I prefer a good 8-10 minutes. Multiple times is always great! But I'm not much for marathon sex....eventually I get bored because I've stopped having orgasms, I'm out of breath, and generally have lost interest.



As for the original question, both? Too big does exist. Too small does too. I like average-large personally. As far as technique, if you can keep a good rhythm and know how to use your hands I'm good. Any guy who tries too hard (and yes, It's obvious to us that you are) that's a huge turn off.

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 9:51 AM. Reason : .]

3/6/2012 9:50:39 AM

Quote :

"How is 45 seconds the cut off point? If you can't go at least 10 minutes you need to put in some time doing solo work brah."

If you need more than 10 minutes every time, then you don't know what you're doing.

I like sex...but there's an end result both of you are trying to reach. I've got too much shit I need/want to do, that spending more than 30 minutes fucking is unreasonable. Especially if you're in a relationship...if you don't know what buttons to push already, then you're retarded. Everybody orgasms, then off to dinner/bed/work/TV movie/State game/etc.

Marathon sex?? Really?? Is she just rocking back and forth for an hour? You slowly thrusting for 45 minutes? I'm in above average physical condition, and if I'm fucking for more than 20 minutes (the right way), then I'm more than likely going to cramp up somewhere. I can see where if you add foreplay, it can get close to being that long...but I've never seen the point in marathon sex. Get your rocks off and go do something productive.

3/6/2012 9:52:19 AM

size and technique are more of a combo deal. Technique can make up for size and vice versa, but really I think it is about how well the penis fits into the vagina.



^also, I agree, marathon sex is overrated. Multiple times in one day however, is not.

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

3/6/2012 9:55:19 AM

itt we learn montgomery is in above average physical condition and klatypus has a huge fat vagina

3/6/2012 9:58:08 AM

hahaha

3/6/2012 10:10:22 AM

Why am I montgomery?

3/6/2012 10:11:10 AM

i'd like to think i know what girls really like and what that is is a long, thin dick rammed as quickly as possible in and out for a long, long time. That's what I do, and trust me it must be working because i've had a LOT of one-night stands

3/6/2012 10:14:41 AM

Lol

3/6/2012 10:15:28 AM

lol at 'shoes

3/6/2012 10:18:06 AM

i used to LOVE contributing to threads like this...

now it just makes me feel uncomfortable

3/6/2012 10:20:39 AM

you're old so its cool

I like thickness and length...my vagina ain't wide at all like klaty's.

I love the stretching feeling

yes...yes I do

3/6/2012 10:24:14 AM

lol

3/6/2012 10:25:49 AM

I like to pretend I am on a machine gun turret shooting enemies on a 180 degree swivel. I bang it out thrusting way off on one side then work my way to the middle and then to the other side. And then I work my way back. Hits all dem sugar walls.

3/6/2012 11:15:05 AM

set em up

3/6/2012 11:15:23 AM