I was actually pretty impressed with her flow.

http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/amber-tamblyn-convinces-tyrese-gibson-shes-amber-rose/

Quote :

"Tyrese Gibson (of Fast and Furious and Transformers) saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was the model ex girlfriend of Kanye West, Amber Rose. (My middle name is Rose and my email adress is registered as Amber Rose). I’ve never met Tyrese before. He pulled my email addy from that cc list and emailed me wanting to work on an album together. So I recorded my demos on my iPhone and sent them to him. I guess you could call them Awareness Raps? I am the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs. Below are all the email correspondences I had with Tyrese as well as the songs I sent him. DISCLAIMER: Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beatufiul music together."

3/6/2012 1:22:14 PM

i cant believe i couldn't place her face as being that one doctor from House

3/6/2012 1:30:06 PM

HAHAHAH this is awesome

i can't even listen to them at work but just the idea is great

tyrese lol

3/6/2012 1:34:03 PM

how David Cross tricked her into marriage is a complete fucking mystery to me.

3/6/2012 1:34:09 PM

those demos are hilarious


this is for the ladies with open toe shoes ... watch your toes ... motherfuckers got big feet

3/6/2012 1:34:15 PM

pretty fucking funny

thanks

3/6/2012 1:34:36 PM

Quote :

"UPDATE FROM THE EDITOR: This thing has exploded across the Interwebs and Tyrese is fucking pissed. He sent Amber an email that read, “Did you really go public with this ?? Corny as fuck .. Not cool .. Not even remotely .. I hope this does wonders for your career” after the real Amber Rose Tweeted it. Then Shia Labeouf contacted her and said he wants to do animated shorts of each song. Dan the Automator also wants to get involved and do a whole EP of these and Questlove asked her publicist if she’d perform them on Jimmy Fallon. Tyrese should be happy about all this because A- It’s funny and B- he comes across as an honest guy who doesn’t like shitty music. Amber is presently trying to summon the courage to get him to do an album with her for real."

3/6/2012 1:36:47 PM

i've heard several interviews with Tyrese on SiriusXM's Covino and Rich over the last year and he comes across as one of the most self-centered pompous clowns in show business. I could definitely see him getting mad over this. I can't stand the guy.

3/6/2012 1:40:49 PM

3/6/2012 1:40:54 PM

How in the fuck are you gonna get pissed about this? That's hilarious.

3/6/2012 1:44:07 PM

Quote :

"Jay-Z do something!"

3/6/2012 1:45:38 PM

always Coca cola

yeeayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

in any event tyrese isnt the brightest bulb

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 3:03 PM. Reason : d]

3/6/2012 3:02:44 PM

I don't see the funny.

He didn't like the songs.

Knew it wasn't the real Amber Rose.

Called her out on it.

Don't really see how he got "punked"

3/6/2012 3:09:15 PM

Quote :

"How in the fuck are you gonna get pissed about this? That's hilarious."

Because some people take themselves too seriously.

3/6/2012 3:09:21 PM

That's really funny.

3/6/2012 3:22:00 PM

Yeah the songs are pretty funny. But thats it.

Why do some of you think that the situation is funny?

He figured out early what was going on and called her out on it.

Where is the funny?

Where is the punk?

3/6/2012 3:25:09 PM

Shut up tacolu

What the fuck have you done for TWW lately?

3/6/2012 3:27:13 PM

Called people out for laughing at something that isn't funny.

3/6/2012 3:28:00 PM

Oh so you're one of those people

Keep fighting the good fight

3/6/2012 3:30:01 PM

lol

3/6/2012 3:33:50 PM

http://youtu.be/qXBFre683dA = tacolu exposed???

3/6/2012 3:38:27 PM

More like

Taco Lou EXPOSED?

3/6/2012 3:39:50 PM

Not a phony.

Just wondering why people think something is funny, that isn't.

People are acting like he tried to sign her to a record deal or something.

He said the songs sucked.

Then called her out basically for not being who she said she was.

And people are all like "OMG that shit is so funny, he totally got punked"

WTF?

3/6/2012 3:46:13 PM

What do you laugh at, Taco Lou?

Share with us your infinite wisdom of all things funny, so that we may only laugh at those in the future

3/6/2012 3:47:00 PM

it's ok to just say you don't get it

no need for all those extra words

3/6/2012 3:47:20 PM

Problem: Everyone thinks something is funny, except me

Solution: Those people must all be fucking idiots, except me

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 3:48 PM. Reason : x]

3/6/2012 3:48:07 PM

Quote :

"He figured out early what was going on and called her out on it."

no the fuck he didnt

3/6/2012 3:49:02 PM

no one called you a phony. but you are principally that guy. unequivocally.

3/6/2012 3:50:43 PM

Quote :

"no the fuck he didnt"

this

3/6/2012 3:52:39 PM

Taco Lou is probably the type of guy who hates Chris Rock and Louis CK but adores Bruce Bruce and Jim Gaffigan.

3/6/2012 3:53:17 PM

Ok maybe not early on, but basically right off the bat he was like

These songs suck

WTF is wrong with you?

You aren't Amber Rose.


So please explain to me how he got punked?

3/6/2012 3:55:27 PM

Why bother? You'll just find something else to complain about

3/6/2012 4:02:34 PM

See, the problem is nobody can explain how he got punked because he didn't.

3/6/2012 4:03:29 PM

the ones who think he got punked are pretty much the same people who think trolling is hysterical

3/6/2012 4:04:54 PM

Trolling is an art form. Anyone who doesn't appreciate a well executed long troll is no friend of mine.

3/6/2012 4:07:12 PM

you know what's cooler than trolling? incessantly spamming TWW with Drudge Report links

3/6/2012 4:08:20 PM

I'm actually surprised at the quality of the demo's for being a quick trolling job, even though they are terrible. lol

3/6/2012 4:10:53 PM

Quote :

"See, the problem is nobody can explain how he got punked because he didn't."

Sure he did. By getting pissed about this he looks like a dumbass and an asshole. Fucking punked.

"I jacked your email off of a cc list and you had a laugh. I HOPE THIS KILLS YOUR CAREER AMBER TAMBLYN."

[Edited on March 6, 2012 at 4:27 PM. Reason : .]

3/6/2012 4:24:44 PM

Aspergers ITT

3/6/2012 4:59:30 PM

sounds like he just wanted a piece, imo

3/6/2012 5:04:37 PM

^^

3/6/2012 5:12:29 PM

these niggas arguin bout Jody

3/6/2012 5:18:06 PM

lol I like how her writing style continuously changes in the emails.

Quote :

"lol u are so sweet boo I’ve been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is."

to

Quote :

"I like the way you think. The music is just temp tracks but the lyrics and songs are my babies. Attached is another one. I’m so happy you are feelin’ these! God Bless"

3/6/2012 5:45:07 PM

we can't all be stalkers or trolls here, man. shit would get boring

3/6/2012 5:47:12 PM

I'd just like to point out that her dad kicked ass in Twin Peaks.

3/6/2012 5:52:29 PM

3/7/2012 10:07:15 AM

I don't see what's so funny about this. Tyrese had her confused with someone else, didn't like her songs, and then told her that he thought he had the wrong person. Kind of a funny situation I suppose, but I don't see any punking or hilarity here.

3/7/2012 12:24:40 PM

I think it is funny because he got really pissed about her posting it online, when it was not anything incriminating for him, now he just looks like an ass.

Also, I really would have liked to seen his face when listening to the music.

3/7/2012 12:47:20 PM

Guys I think this is all just a mistake. I've read through several times, took some notes, and made a couple of pie charts. I'm pretty certain at this point that this is not a funny situation.

sincerely,
taco lou

[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 2:55 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2012 2:55:21 PM

^lol

3/7/2012 3:38:24 PM