Hello TWW, I could use some sound advice, in reference to slappy1's vagina, on patents. I won't be so bold as to claim she's still a virgin and declare my intent to discovering her vagina. However, I do believe that I will be the first person to discover inches 6 - 10 inside of her vagina after the proper courtship procedures....and I would like to patent this.

Any advice that you can give me regarding this urgent matter would be greatly appreciated.


Best regards,
EMCE

3/7/2012 4:47:20 PM

try fake planting a flag on its surface in a film studio

3/7/2012 4:48:56 PM

If you took out all of EMCE's posts that are e-game, how many of the 78,000 would be left?

3/7/2012 4:55:24 PM

Add To My Topics

3/7/2012 5:11:49 PM

^^ like 4, max

3/7/2012 5:57:47 PM

Quote :

"Results for 'slappy1s vagina' Negative 0% 0 hits Positive 0% 0 hits Indifferent 0% 0 hits Conclusion No results. Please try a diferent search term. "

3/7/2012 6:16:24 PM

3/7/2012 6:16:59 PM

i know an engineer at the us patent office who may be able to look into that for you

3/7/2012 9:49:27 PM

that would be appreciated

3/7/2012 10:12:51 PM

I found this thread by searching for my name.

3/7/2012 10:52:57 PM

I will say that slappy1's vagine is immaculate.

3/7/2012 10:59:29 PM

Not right now it isn't.*


*spoken in "but I poop from there!"/"not right now ya don't" voice

3/7/2012 11:08:57 PM

what does it mean

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[Edited on March 7, 2012 at 11:09 PM. Reason : speculating]

3/7/2012 11:09:35 PM

Plz meet me in gmail

re: cape

3/7/2012 11:11:38 PM

i'm there

3/7/2012 11:12:15 PM

Quote :

"35 U.S.C. 101 Inventions patentable. Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, may obtain a patent therefor, subject to the conditions and requirements of this title."

Note that this is not legal advice. Natural phenomena are excluded from the scope of patentable subject matter. I believe that a court would be likely to find that a naturally-occurring 4 inches of vagina is a natural phenomenon. Perhaps try adjusting your claims to reflect a transformation or improvement in the vagina?

3/7/2012 11:17:48 PM

or you could just patent the fact that you ruin whatever you penetrate...for instance, aaronburro's dog dying is compelling evidence...or the elephant at the circus a few years back...you really should consider adjusting your statement of intent.

3/7/2012 11:21:29 PM

^^ Or, perhaps, a useful process for tearin' up that vagina.

3/7/2012 11:24:10 PM

I'd have to think that it would be difficult to overcome a novelty rejection if we went the process route. Might have the examiner citing the Kama Sutra as prior art. Even if you have a super sick method of tearin' up that vagina, you may still have to struggle against a Section 103 obviousness rejection.

3/7/2012 11:29:37 PM

getting some dick insurance isn't a bad idea, regardless of the content of your patent application.

3/7/2012 11:31:42 PM

Yeah ^ that's true

Probably your best IP solution is to copyright your maneuvers for tearin' up that vagina hth

3/7/2012 11:39:46 PM

I think I should patent the Missionary Position. Everytime someone used it, they would have to pay me royalties.

3/8/2012 12:40:33 AM

I didn't want thing to turn into a thing

Quote :

" or you could just patent the fact that you ruin whatever you penetrate..."

Like that gutterslut you call a girlfriend? Man, honestly her genitals were filthy before I got there.

[Edited on March 8, 2012 at 6:54 AM. Reason : L]

3/8/2012 6:41:49 AM

shut the fuck up

3/8/2012 9:48:15 AM

Ole stank-ass, repugnant-ass, sloppy-ass, droopy-ass, prolapsed-ass genitals

Ick

[Edited on March 8, 2012 at 10:04 AM. Reason : Shit is looking like some mangled goat meat. Garbage.]

3/8/2012 9:54:14 AM

shut the fuck up

3/8/2012 10:32:34 AM

3/8/2012 11:06:57 AM

I can't tell if this dramz is IRL or just ITT

3/8/2012 11:38:19 AM

Hey slappy1, can I treat you to some ice cream?

3/8/2012 11:40:02 AM

I fucking wish. I can't have ice cream for 26 more days.

3/8/2012 11:40:57 AM

3/8/2012 11:43:01 AM

oh boy, those 26 days made a difference in my life

3/8/2012 11:44:11 AM

wut

4/18/2012 12:06:27 PM

Hello slappy1

4/18/2012 12:15:57 PM

She should post a new picture of her clam every Wednesday

4/18/2012 1:46:29 PM

hai

4/18/2012 2:05:31 PM

I posted a pictar of my freakin FACE yesterday

only settledown has clamshots

4/18/2012 2:06:01 PM

Thats not true.

4/18/2012 4:06:13 PM

So, who are 5 TWWers who's posts you have enjoyed reading so far? Why?

Conversely, name 5 TWWers who you think are fairly terrible? Why?

4/18/2012 4:14:06 PM

4/18/2012 4:45:58 PM

it's honestly really hard to say. I need to think about this.

4/19/2012 11:22:41 AM

That gif is... ahahahahahaha I laughed more than I should.

Hey EMCE, if you need any research assistants, I'd be down for helping with the investigation.

4/19/2012 4:58:26 PM

Holla!

4/20/2012 7:26:08 AM