Check out with the following items:

a jar of vasoline, a pineapple, and paper towels.

or:

a single coat hanger and a home pregnancy test.

what other examples can you give?

3/9/2012 12:55:23 AM

hahah

3/9/2012 1:00:02 AM

2nd example is missing a 3rd item foo!

3/9/2012 1:01:46 AM

tissues, hand lotion, and beef jerky

3/9/2012 1:02:41 AM

a jar of peanut butter, condoms and a spatula

3/9/2012 1:03:08 AM

A single banana + a single condom + a copy of Cat Fancy

Ski mask + shotgun shells + ...actually, a copy of Cat Fancy would probably raise some eyebrows here and with most other purchases

3/9/2012 1:44:55 AM

Exlax, plunger, 12 pack of tp.

3/9/2012 2:15:13 AM

duct tape, heavy duty garbage bags, bleach, #11 exacto blades, Blood Buster Enzyme Cleaner

3/9/2012 2:22:43 AM

DIY enema, 6-pack of red bull

3/9/2012 2:26:34 AM

I've asked for $50 cash back... in ones

but yeah, I needed the dollar bucks for strippers

3/9/2012 2:29:03 AM

Doritos, twinkies, beef and bean burritos, frozen pizza, ice cream, ipecac

3/9/2012 2:29:19 AM

laundry detergent and a bottle of green juice

3/9/2012 2:45:07 AM

condoms, preparation H, nair and a cucumber

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 5:32 AM. Reason : ]

3/9/2012 5:31:35 AM

shit thread, old content, no laughs

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/9/2012 5:38:35 AM

^ Pepto Pismol for his verbal diarrhea and a pacifier to stop the bitchin.

3/9/2012 6:09:52 AM

Magnum XLs and an ice pack

3/9/2012 6:49:51 AM

And stretch mark cream

3/9/2012 6:56:53 AM

liter of jack daniels, a two-liter bottle of coca-cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank cdr discs

3/9/2012 7:01:55 AM

without thinking one day i picked up the following at lowes:

fertilizer, drano, 2 boxes of nails, pesticide, aluminum foil.

3/9/2012 8:26:15 AM

a rifle, map of hollywood, and a rebecca black cd with the eyes already scratched out.

3/9/2012 10:21:59 AM

Quote :

"I was down at CVS and I had a rather odd assortment of items I needed to get. I had to get: a liter of Jack Daniels, a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank CD-R discs. And I thought it’d be awesome if every morning, I went and bought those same four things, for like six months. Just to develop this really weird reputation with the staff there, where they’d be like, “Hold on a second, man. This guy drinks a liter of Jack and Coke, everyday, has sex twelve times a day, and then burns ten blank CDs? Ten blank CDs? Ten discs? That’s like seven-point-five gigs a day! What kind of data is he backing up? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to get an external hard-drive, at this point? Is he burning music? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to get an iPod? Maybe he’s making mix cds for all these girls that he’s fucking. Two of those girls ain’t getting CDs, though. Which two are those? Which two don’t get the CDs?”"

3/9/2012 11:21:25 AM

ahahahaahahahahah^

3/9/2012 11:32:18 AM

this thread. it has been made before.

3/9/2012 11:33:23 AM

wdprice3, you are so fucking cool. will you be my friend?

3/9/2012 11:36:01 AM

Machete, large roll of plastic, skittles

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 11:43 AM. Reason : 5 gallons of bleach]

3/9/2012 11:43:16 AM

what the fuck CVS sells liquor?

3/9/2012 11:53:22 AM

^^don't forget the Arizona ice tea

3/9/2012 11:54:25 AM

Plunger, 3 bags of cotton balls, laxative, funnel, and malt liquor

3/9/2012 12:06:43 PM

I like this thread better.

rope, an apple, blindfold, ky, ribbed condoms and dog treats

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 12:34 PM. Reason : ]

3/9/2012 12:09:47 PM

Tampons and 100 proof Vodka.

3/9/2012 12:36:55 PM

frozen pizza, bottle of wine, condoms, back ache heating patch

3/9/2012 12:40:57 PM

http://xkcd.com/236/

mouseover: Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.

really, pryderi?

3/9/2012 1:04:31 PM

Quote :

"http://xkcd.com/236/ mouseover: Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger. really, pryderi?"

umad bro?

3/9/2012 1:15:14 PM

Two gallons of chocolate milk, heavy-duty air compressor, an enema, and a video camera

3/9/2012 1:25:12 PM

Quote :

"wdprice3, you are so fucking cool. will you be my friend?"

no

3/9/2012 1:26:32 PM

Goto walmart.
Buy gerbils, ky, funnel and a slingshot

3/9/2012 2:02:12 PM

fresh baked apple pie, box of condoms, and a spoon

3/9/2012 2:07:37 PM

when i worked at Lowes Foods in high school a gentleman came in one night and bought 2 items: a quart of motor oil and a 12 pack of condoms.
i am still baffled by this one

3/9/2012 2:29:58 PM

3/9/2012 2:40:11 PM

Quote :

"what the fuck CVS sells liquor?"

Ones in other states.

3/9/2012 2:42:22 PM

i thought tww was bad for just reposting reddit

now douches are taking aziz and xkcd's ideas and presenting them as their own?

pryderi is a worse copycat than user god user

and isnt pryderi a staunch conservative or some shit?

what a fucking double faggot

3/9/2012 9:51:52 PM

I too am a fan of ancient jokes

3/9/2012 9:57:43 PM

Quote :

"i thought tww was bad for just reposting reddit now douches are taking aziz and xkcd's ideas and presenting them as their own? pryderi is a worse copycat than user god user and isnt pryderi a staunch conservative or some shit? what a fucking double faggot"

I didn't find it on aziz or xkcd so munch a bowl of dick, and go away you crusty cunt fucker.

3/9/2012 10:06:44 PM

reddit is awful

3/9/2012 10:17:14 PM

A cisco VOIP router?

3/9/2012 10:27:29 PM

Have you heard what kids are doing with tampons and vodka?

3/10/2012 8:34:14 AM

bacon, crisco, & condoms?

3/10/2012 10:18:05 AM

I once bought a bathroom scale, a machete, and plastic coat hangers at Wal-Mart. True story.

3/10/2012 12:27:01 PM

Frozen corndogs, sheepskin condoms, chocolate syrup, & Fleet enema.

3/10/2012 12:55:13 PM

baseball cards

3/24/2012 2:15:34 AM