PLEASE I HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT

3/9/2012 6:28:27 PM

PLEASE.

MATCH.


TONIGHT...

3/9/2012 6:37:45 PM

THANK YOU H8R MY FOES WILL SURELY BE VANQUISHED

3/9/2012 6:53:45 PM

HEY GUISE IM THEKIDMERO

3/9/2012 6:54:20 PM

I'm not giving away my secrets. I use back issues of the slammer to land some prime criminal white pussy.

Basically, any bitch with a charge knows that she'll never get a well-paying, sustainable job. Finding a guy with substantial earning potential suddenly moves to the top of the priority list.

I swoop in, friend em on Facebook, talk about my career aspirations and embellish how much I made last year. Within a week, I'm balls deep in some law-breaking pussy.

And after two or three romps, I defriend the bitch. At that point, it's back to back issues of The Slammer.

3/9/2012 10:51:57 PM

3/10/2012 3:58:53 PM