My wife just had gallbladder surgery.

It's SB for her twin (fraternal), who teache math at some college in Myrtle Beach.

If there are two people in the world who I cannot stand to be around, she's tied for first.

What does she do for SB?

Right. She leaves Myrtle Beach, and stays at my friggin house in Newport News the entire week (got here Friday), leaves this Friday.

3/12/2012 1:00:03 PM

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"WHO TEACHE MATH"

3/12/2012 1:01:00 PM

sweet blog post, bro

3/12/2012 1:01:19 PM

any chance of a three way?

3/12/2012 1:01:30 PM

ANNNDDDD TWWINNNNNSSS

3/12/2012 1:01:55 PM

3/12/2012 1:04:31 PM

This is when you put in a lot of overtime for the boss man to show him how much the company means to you.

3/12/2012 1:07:47 PM

you should go to Myrtle Beach to house sit for her this week

3/12/2012 1:09:19 PM

^^^^^^^ derp

^ good idea

3/12/2012 2:41:44 PM

excellent narrative, bitch

3/12/2012 2:43:04 PM

Fuck that bitch right here on the spot bare till she passes out and forgot how she got there

3/12/2012 2:48:10 PM

Quote :

"WHO TEACHE MATH"

3/14/2012 7:50:13 PM

holy shit! she wanted to be there for her twin sister while recovering from surgery! how dare she?

3/14/2012 7:52:54 PM

Quote :

"ANNNDDDD TWWINNNNNSSS"

this is why pilgrims hoes is the best

mn1rocibitthat

3/14/2012 10:26:28 PM

twins

3/14/2012 11:10:39 PM

you're quite the asshole, kdoggparenthesis

3/14/2012 11:18:49 PM

Twins, Jack. Twins!!!!

3/14/2012 11:41:22 PM

Dude you should never marry someone that you cant stand being around.


And spring break was last week for NC State, you already missed it. Why the hell are you still in VA with your wife and sister. Get out of the house, be a man go on vacation while you have the opportunity.

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 11:42 PM. Reason : or are you talking about her sister? ]

[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 11:43 PM. Reason : a]

3/14/2012 11:42:23 PM

more of a numbers guy, aren't you face?

3/14/2012 11:49:18 PM

he hates his wifes sister, dear. I'm merely hoping that his wife isnt the "tied for" partner

3/14/2012 11:53:26 PM

people only hate their wives sister because they arent allowed to fuck her.

I would say just get over her. Dont give her any attention and pretend shes ugly and then you wont even want to fuck her and you'll dislike her a lot less

3/15/2012 2:37:21 AM