...jerk off a grown man?











I think I would.

3/12/2012 11:47:23 PM

I'm a grown man, so yes.

3/12/2012 11:48:05 PM

do you have to swallow the boner jam?

3/12/2012 11:49:25 PM

I'd blow him and swallow. Twice.

3/12/2012 11:50:26 PM

Umm, who the fuck would say no to this?

3/12/2012 11:52:17 PM

No.

3/12/2012 11:52:23 PM

YOU STUPID, YO

3/12/2012 11:52:52 PM

I consider my boyfriend to be a grown man.

















So, no

3/12/2012 11:55:22 PM

3/12/2012 11:56:35 PM

HA

3/12/2012 11:57:06 PM

I consider nael to be a grown man so yes

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/12/2012 11:59:45 PM

How about 25k? 10k? 5k? 25 bucks? What's your cutoff point?

3/13/2012 12:01:18 AM

if beating off one dude is worth 50k how much do you get to let 4 guys go to town?

purely hypothetical

3/13/2012 12:04:55 AM

i'm confident enough in my sexuality to say yes, no doubt about it

no one is saying you have to enjoy it, just do the deed and collect more than my year's salary in a few minutes. no, i don't think i'd do that

3/13/2012 12:19:19 AM

you had me at tax free

3/13/2012 1:21:28 AM

you had me at "jerk off a grown man"

3/13/2012 1:26:38 AM

3/13/2012 1:27:38 AM

sure would

3/13/2012 2:35:55 AM

Jerking someone off poses negligible health risks, so that's not a concern (as opposed to "letting four guys go to town" -- $50K isn't gonna cure AIDS).

Reputation is a bigger problem. I don't mean strangers calling me a fag, I mean the fact that prostitution is illegal and employers might shy away from hiring "that guy who gave that other guy a happy ending for cash." $50K isn't exactly going to keep me in whiskey and cigarettes for life, so if it's gonna put me in jail or cost me jobs (of a non-hand nature) in the future, I'll pass.

There's also the hetero relationship angle. How many women want to date the jerk-off guy? $50K isn't enough cheddar to make them overlook the stigma, I think.

So for those reasons, no, I would not.

However, if we stipulate that either nobody will find out about the jerking off, or that through some magic it would not negatively impact my future earning or fucking ability, so that the only factor in play was confidence in my heterosexuality...then you're goddamn right I would. I've already jerked off the dick attached to me a few billion times, I suspect I could extrapolate the concept once for paid-off student loans, a fixed-up car, and a couple of vacations.

3/13/2012 2:37:59 AM

I consider bmel a grown man, so yes

3/13/2012 3:00:23 AM

$50,000 would pay off your loans, spruce up your car and take you on vacay?

lucky bastard

3/13/2012 3:15:16 AM

If you look at it that way, hell, yes, I'm lucky. Fortunately I only needed loans for part of grad school. It's a huge sum by my standards, but small compared to what a lot of my friends owe. My car is a practical concern and needs practical maintenance, nothing fancy. That leaves a hell of a lot for vacation, at least to a man with my low standards. I had a mind-blowing time in Vegas for around a grand. It makes my lady parts all tingly to imagine what I could accomplish there with twenty times that amount.

3/13/2012 3:51:29 AM

Yep

3/13/2012 5:29:53 AM

Hell NO.

3/13/2012 5:39:04 AM

$50,000 isn't that much these days

So, no.

3/13/2012 7:36:31 AM

slave is just waiting for the right person to say yes before putting the money on the table

3/13/2012 7:42:55 AM

Quote :

"$50,000 isn't that much these days So, no. "

3/13/2012 8:30:37 AM

lol @ $900 joke.

3/13/2012 9:50:34 AM

decksuckers

3/13/2012 9:51:58 AM

YES

3/13/2012 10:13:07 AM

for 50k? damn right i would.

3/13/2012 10:14:32 AM

Quote :

"How about 25k? 10k? 5k? 25 bucks? What's your cutoff point?"

or how about this: how many dicks would you jerk off for 50k?

1? 5? 10?

3/13/2012 10:20:06 AM

Slave will shortly be propostioning anyone who's answered yes. Don't fall for it. By my count, he owes me $450k.

[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 10:22 AM. Reason : Plus interest]

3/13/2012 10:21:56 AM

the only way to un-gay this scenario is to spend the money doing two chicks at the same time

3/13/2012 10:22:46 AM

fool me once, shame on you.

fool me nine times, well then.

3/13/2012 10:23:17 AM

if you're concerned that jerking someone off will turn you gay

you're probably straddling the line already

3/13/2012 10:25:22 AM

the gayness could rub off on you....

...get it?

3/13/2012 10:37:29 AM

the gayness could rub off on you....

...get it?

3/13/2012 4:05:33 PM

Totally forgot I made this last night

but I stand by my statement

3/13/2012 4:08:03 PM

$50,000 in 1970's currency YES
$50,000 in 2012's currency NO

3/13/2012 4:11:42 PM

now, is this a one time offer, or is it repeatable? 100 hjs for 5 million tax free? In for a penny, in for a pound

3/13/2012 4:31:29 PM

yes, I'd probably throw in some titty fucking too and then finish him off with a blow job.

I'd work for every penny

3/13/2012 4:47:01 PM

pm sent

3/13/2012 4:51:11 PM

lol

[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 4:56 PM. Reason : we're girls...that's what should happen anyways Minka ]

3/13/2012 4:51:44 PM

good lord.

3/13/2012 4:53:04 PM

I'd do it for $15k

[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 5:02 PM. Reason : http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=598780]

3/13/2012 4:58:26 PM

wait you can get paid to do this


KHAAAAAAANNN!

3/13/2012 5:03:00 PM

Why when hookers everywhere will do it for $50?

3/13/2012 6:08:53 PM

If you are paying $50 for a hand job, then you don't know the right hookers

3/13/2012 6:09:42 PM

they use their mouth too...so I guess that's more like a blowie than handie

3/13/2012 6:10:18 PM