This sticker was on my beekeeping supplies:


and the first thing I though was:

Quote :

"MUST BE ITALIAN"

3/16/2012 8:58:52 PM

wat

3/16/2012 8:59:33 PM

more like:

Quote :

"MUST BEE ITALIAN"

amirite?

3/16/2012 9:01:07 PM

3/16/2012 9:01:38 PM

Fun fact: My grandfather was a beekeeper...AND HE WAS DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS

To make it more funny to me, he would walk out to his hives with absolutely no gear on and just go to opening shit up

[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ]

3/16/2012 9:01:43 PM

Guys, it's a major award

3/16/2012 9:02:06 PM

3/16/2012 9:03:20 PM

I don't get this thread and

^lol

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/16/2012 9:10:23 PM

3/16/2012 9:14:18 PM

^ gets it

3/16/2012 10:09:02 PM

oh frageely

3/16/2012 10:09:25 PM

LET'S DISCUSS MY AMAZING GRANDFATHER

3/16/2012 10:09:53 PM

I am watching an instructional video on beekeeping right now, and ironically enough the most common bees in the hobby are Italian bees.

WHAT A COINKEEDINK!!!

3/16/2012 10:20:58 PM

in b4 italian spiderman

3/16/2012 10:25:20 PM

And yeah, the video is from 1991. It was clearly filmed with a camcorder, and came with my hive kit. I guess there haven't been many innovations in beekeeping in the past 21 years

3/16/2012 10:40:55 PM

or 2100 years

3/16/2012 10:41:40 PM

More facts about my grandfather:

In WWII, in France, he was shot through the chest and shoulder with a 50 cal and taken prisoner by the Germans.

[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 10:45 PM. Reason : i may have made the caliber size up]

3/16/2012 10:43:06 PM

Pretty sure my grandfather drove Eisenhower around some in WW2

3/16/2012 10:44:24 PM

BUT WAS HE A FUCKING BEEKEEPER?

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE

3/16/2012 10:45:55 PM

^ exactly

MY NEW HOBBY IS FUCKING EXTREME!!!

3/16/2012 10:59:59 PM

PS - NICE WOOD STOVE/HEATER

3/16/2012 11:08:18 PM

shit is badass. sucks that we only used it 5 times this winter

3/16/2012 11:23:08 PM

That guy I was talking about, MY GRANDFATHER, would get it nice and toasty with his wood stove

3/16/2012 11:31:45 PM

Yo Jazon, I hear you have a pretty cool grandpa

[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 11:34 PM. Reason : I bet my grandpa could beat him up]

3/16/2012 11:33:39 PM

Yea, He was a pretty fucking awesome guy.

3/16/2012 11:34:28 PM

Could your grandpa keep bees? check
Could your grandpa heat his house with wood? check

That about sums it up, badass

3/16/2012 11:47:10 PM

Pissing contest

3/16/2012 11:49:08 PM

everyone elses grandpa is a pussy

^^ if they don't match that criteria

[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ]

3/16/2012 11:49:38 PM