merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I used to think it was good, their chicken is pretty flavorless and their bread sucks. All you get is breaded fried chicken with a few pickles and shitty bread at an over inflated price served to you by some bible thumping child. Oh, and they're closed on Sundays. God damn that's just stupid. The people who work there seriously creep me out. They're way too eager to be of assistance to me. I'm scared to go to the bathroom there because as I whip out my dick to piss, I think one of them will be in there eager to shake the drops of piss of my dick.
And the waffle fries are soggy and bad. 3/18/2012 4:09:42 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
The only good thing at chick fil a is the sweet tea and cadbury creme milkshakes
I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
[Edited on March 18, 2012 at 4:10 PM. Reason : (which you can get mixed with reeses fyi)] 3/18/2012 4:10:16 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
that bored huh 3/18/2012 4:10:31 PM
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dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
this is probably tied for the worst troll attempt of 2012. 3/18/2012 4:12:16 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is definitely a tie
I'm Krallum and I approved this message./] 3/18/2012 4:12:39 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
hey, what do you know? i agree with merbig.
they really do need to cut out the "my pleasure to serve you" bullshit. who believes that? 3/18/2012 4:20:07 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^^He's definitely right.
It's a 40 way tie.
Here is a list of the 40 worst troll attempts of 2012.
http://tinyurl.com/87ff4lc
[Edited on March 18, 2012 at 4:21 PM. Reason : .] 3/18/2012 4:20:53 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
LOL. Ok.
Yup, shitty bread, shitty chicken and two pickle slices with a 16 oz drink and some soggy potato waffles should cost some $7+ dollars.
[Edited on March 18, 2012 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ^ It's sad you took the time to do that.] 3/18/2012 4:24:10 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
hey merbig, tell your mom to stop calling me
just trying to troll on your level  3/18/2012 4:28:04 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I take it you disagree?
What makes Chick-Fil-A not awful? 3/18/2012 4:29:18 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to think it was good" |
their recipe hasn't changed in 50 years, why don't you tell me? 3/18/2012 4:30:14 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Their quality has seriously taken a downturn. I went like 5 years without eating at chick-fil-a. It just tasted like a salty, soggy abortion of a sandwich. 3/18/2012 4:32:54 PM
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Sweden All American 12297 Posts user info edit post |
Chick-Fil-a Credibility Watch? Still very credible.
Lock this shit. 3/18/2012 4:33:43 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Oh look, a backseat moderator. You must think you're pretty important. 3/18/2012 4:37:02 PM
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Snewf All American 63547 Posts user info edit post |
I met Sweden once or twice
I never met you
fuck you 3/18/2012 4:53:46 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I never met you either.
Swallow my load that I left in your mother's pussy. 3/18/2012 5:01:31 PM
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SchndlrsFist All American 5528 Posts user info edit post |

3/18/2012 5:08:50 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "merbig Fuck you all. 10429 Posts
I know the Earth is round? How do you know what I know? That's a big assumption.
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3/18/2012 5:35:39 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148876 Posts user info edit post |
ITT we learn merbig was sexually molested in a Chick-fil-a bathroom 3/18/2012 5:44:50 PM
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Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
I agree with merbig, it's overrated and generally not very good. I, however, have never been sexually molested in a fast food restroom. 3/18/2012 6:26:10 PM
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Talage All American 5128 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to think it was good, their chicken is pretty flavorless and their bread sucks. All you get is breaded fried chicken with a few pickles and shitty bread at an over inflated price served to you by some bible thumping child. Oh, and they're closed on Sundays. God damn that's just stupid. The people who work there seriously creep me out. They're way too eager to be of assistance to me. I'm scared to go to the bathroom there because as I whip out my dick to piss, I think one of them will be in there eager to shake the drops of piss of my dick.
And the waffle fries are soggy and bad." |
ITT we learn that merbig tried to go to Chick-fil-a today and forgot that bitch was closed on Sundays. 3/18/2012 6:30:17 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
inb4 Chit chat is pretty awful
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 3/18/2012 6:38:50 PM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Hey guys, just got back from Chick-fil-a and it was really good. Try the Walnut St location in Cary, as that's where I went. 3/18/2012 6:39:12 PM
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Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
Now I want chick-fil-a but alas it is Sunday. [/first world problems] 3/18/2012 6:51:14 PM
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
dammit- I want a #4 now... 3/18/2012 6:54:17 PM
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slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
3/18/2012 7:02:37 PM
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se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17379 Posts user info edit post |
i looooooveee squishy waffle fries. they're my 2nd favorite after squishy steak fries (the big fat ones, not those puny ones at bojangles) 3/18/2012 7:08:49 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114652 Posts user info edit post |
that's about how I feel about your OP
and all of your posts. 3/18/2012 7:30:37 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ITT we learn that merbig tried to go to Chick-fil-a today and forgot that bitch was closed on Sundays." |
False. 3/18/2012 8:35:24 PM
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BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "their recipe hasn't changed in 50 years, why don't you tell me?" |
that's not true is it? didn't they stop using peanut oil to fry everything? maybe that's why they suck now 3/18/2012 8:47:43 PM
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PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
I was there on Friday and I'm pretty sure I saw a sign that said they used peanut oil. 3/18/2012 8:49:44 PM
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TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hey, what do you know? i agree with merbig." |
3/18/2012 9:45:27 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53286 Posts user info edit post |
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT CHICK-FIL-A 3/18/2012 10:28:04 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Even though this is a troll thread, I don't think their waffle fries are the best thing ever.
But the over-eagerness of the staff is pretty awesome when the employee is super hot, which they often seem to be. 3/18/2012 11:22:18 PM
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The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
somebody lives near a bad chick filet. 3/18/2012 11:31:50 PM
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Flying Tiger All American 2341 Posts user info edit post |
Their holiday peppermint shake is awesome. Everything else can tossed. 3/19/2012 12:03:26 AM
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tacolu Suspended 1136 Posts user info edit post |
It's refreshing to go into a fast food establishment and have someone other than a ghetto type wait on you.
Also, people here usually seem to have correct grammar and don't sound like rambling idiots. Which is always a plus. 3/19/2012 12:41:26 AM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114652 Posts user info edit post |
^u stereotyping? 3/19/2012 1:09:46 AM
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tacolu Suspended 1136 Posts user info edit post |
Not at all.
Just observations. 3/19/2012 1:16:18 AM
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moron All American 34479 Posts user info edit post |
I've always thought their food is terrible.
They're on par with Wendy's to me.
I never have gotten the obsession with them.
^ i can't imagine how sad your life must be if you avoid a fast food place because "ghetto types" work there.
[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 1:46 AM. Reason : ] 3/19/2012 1:46:18 AM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
ITT a troll is someone who disagrees with others.  3/19/2012 1:56:25 AM
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MinkaGrl01
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chick-fil-a
3/19/2012 9:27:57 AM
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JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
this talk of chick-fil-a being bad is blasphemy!
although, i have been QUITE disappointed with the new cameron village location 3/19/2012 9:38:25 AM
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outsider Veteran 184 Posts user info edit post |
The ice cream is pretty good. But yeah, the bible thumping children get on my nerves too.  3/19/2012 9:50:44 AM
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CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
ITT we learn that most fast food is horrible and overpriced. shocking! 3/19/2012 10:15:06 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
its bojangles thats ridiculously overrated
chickfila is the shit
and to prufrock most chick filas use canola oil blend instead of peanut oil now, i havent seen one that stilll uses peanut oil. i dont taste any difference
[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 10:17 AM. Reason : e] 3/19/2012 10:15:19 AM
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
^agreed
but I do love the blind raving fanatacism that both of these fast food joints get (because face it- that is all they are... not some 5 star americana fusion heaven).
I just happen to like Chick-fil-a, so I will support their rabid followers, but say they might take it a bit far sometimes 3/19/2012 10:32:26 AM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
How did I know that dweedle would be one of the first to post in this thread? 3/19/2012 10:33:44 AM
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AxlBonBach All American 45553 Posts user info edit post |
when you grow up with nothing but popeyes, kfc, and hardee's chicken... bojangles is like a damn revolution the first time you have it.
chik fil a is alright. not enough food for what you pay, and i actually like waffle fries more than standard shoestring.
their political stance doesn't bother me - if i based my money-spending preferences on the political stances of companies, i could probably find a reason not to shop at every store in the world... so that's dumb. 3/19/2012 10:35:42 AM
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
set em up
[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 10:36 AM. Reason : 2] 3/19/2012 10:35:55 AM
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