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"Climax, NC. (CBS) — An elementary school plays ball buster to one fifth grade boy. Columbian Elementary in Climax shut down a pocket pool tournament put together by 11-year-old Max Cummings, the Climax World-Herald reports. “I got in trouble because I was circle jerking with my friends and we bet money,” Cummings told the World-Herald. “We each brought $5 each.” When Holly Mangina, the school’s principal, found out about the incident, she put an immediate stop to it and called Cummings' mother about the situation. Janet Cummings was quite amused at what her son did. “My policy has always been you get in trouble at school, you get in twice as much trouble at home, but this was just too funny,” she told the paper. Max did not receive any disciplinary action from the principal for setting up the competition. “It’s not ok to fap,” he told the paper. “It’s like illegal, sort of.”."

3/19/2012 6:38:02 AM

i chuckled

3/19/2012 7:05:37 AM

I thought about making this thread- it took more effort than I was willing to expend

3/19/2012 8:33:15 AM

Is this a parody or from the onion?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

3/19/2012 8:39:05 AM

^^It took more effort to reply.

3/19/2012 9:26:49 AM