Leave all the kids and hysterical women behind as bait.

3/19/2012 11:19:19 AM

dont get bit

while in the airport i met a lady who is an emergency event trainer like for states of emergency, i.e. flooding, earthquake. before i had time to finish listening to her opening line, i was like "oh good, what kind of zombie preparedness do you do?" and then i realized that i came off completely serious (which i fucking was) and she looked at me like "wtf"

[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 11:21 AM. Reason : "i met a lady who is an emergency event trainer like for states of emergency" *mega facepalm*]

3/19/2012 11:21:07 AM

shoot the fat helpful guy in the leg

3/19/2012 11:21:26 AM

Be sure to have a mute in your group with a stereotypical urban/ethnic name.

3/19/2012 11:25:07 AM

second rule:
find out where this man buys his guns


third rule:

don't get rick rolled



[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 11:32 AM. Reason : .]

3/19/2012 11:26:06 AM

Rule 1: if you have a kid named carl, kill him.

3/19/2012 12:42:57 PM

also, they are called zombies... not geeks...

3/19/2012 1:14:29 PM

Quote :

"dont get bit"

This doesn't really change the course much

3/19/2012 1:38:07 PM

Chain any overtly racist and violent rednecks to the roof and leave them behind with a hacksaw slightly out of reach.

[Edited on March 19, 2012 at 1:42 PM. Reason : -]

3/19/2012 1:42:14 PM

spelling it correctly?

(surprised the grammar nazis haven't posted yet)

3/19/2012 1:42:17 PM

Don't talk about surviving the zombie apocalypse.

3/19/2012 1:45:45 PM

whats the 2nd rule?

3/19/2012 2:27:45 PM

Always double-tap, ALWAYS.

3/20/2012 1:13:20 PM

Chop all your dead into pieces before burial

3/20/2012 1:14:03 PM

3/20/2012 1:17:06 PM

don't have a whore wife who can't wait to fuck your best friend the moment it looks like you're gone. This will cause your best friend to go fucking insane. You'll have to kill your buddy, but be left with your whore wife and a bastard child.

3/20/2012 1:45:17 PM

pdrankin = Rick Grimes, exposed?


... tell us, how did you make it?

3/20/2012 1:59:06 PM

i'll fuck a zombie up with my machete.

3/20/2012 2:04:17 PM

3/20/2012 2:05:34 PM

3/20/2012 2:06:35 PM

This is my BOOM Stick!

3/20/2012 2:08:46 PM

3/20/2012 2:42:49 PM

you knuckleheads, rule #1 is cardio

3/20/2012 5:56:20 PM

Zombies have magnets in their heads. So head shots are all 100%.

3/20/2012 5:59:17 PM

^but, how do they work?

3/20/2012 6:08:28 PM

especially considering most bullets are lead and copper. better shoot steel core!

3/20/2012 6:27:12 PM

I have a copper magnet.

3/20/2012 6:45:26 PM

Quote :

"you knuckleheads, rule #1 is cardio"

This is why I started running again.

One day I will procure a handgun and katana.

3/20/2012 9:16:12 PM

If the zombies get close enough that you reach for your sword, they already won. Zombies are best dealt with through a high magnification rifle scope where you're not bogged down with the stress of being about to get eaten.

3/20/2012 10:59:26 PM

Do not go to the CDC. Nothing they tell you will help. Plus it will blow up.

3/20/2012 11:07:37 PM

i said it once before and i'll SAY IT AGAIN

Quote :

" DONT GET BIT "

3/20/2012 11:26:44 PM

Quote :

"you knuckleheads, rule #1 is cardio"

true that

and a badass lightweight ninja sword

you don't have to reload a sword

3/20/2012 11:30:12 PM

at the end of the day, i'd probably rather have a lightweight katana than a gun in an intense zombie situ

just start swangin

3/21/2012 1:07:39 AM

According to Socks``, the best strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse is to try and run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and maximize your amount of time sleeping outside.

3/21/2012 2:25:05 AM

u mad?

3/21/2012 5:40:37 PM

nah.

I was last night though.

3/21/2012 5:45:20 PM