Normally I keep the bizarre situations that happen in my life to myself, but this is too weird to not share.

About 3 years ago I met this guy at the bar PB's (which should have been a hint in itself) who seemed normal enough at first and then became progressively creepier. He would always send me pictures of this girl that he wanted to have a threesome with, and say awkward sexual things. The only time we were in the same general area was that first time that we met, and never again. Plus he lived in chapel hill so I felt pretty safe. I think the last thing he said to me before I stopped talking to him was "I'll come over and fuck you with rubber gloves and a mask." That was my limit.

I always kept his number though in case he decided to contact me again I would know who it was.

Fast forward to 20 minutes ago when out of the blue he asked me if I still lived in Raleigh and he wanted me to send a picture of myself to him. I told him that he could come to the bar I work at sometime if he wanted to see me (because at least I would be surrounded by security and he might buy a few drinks. Admittedly this was a stupid thing to say and I'm not proud of it. But I kind of panicked.) Apparently since I didn't send him my picture he sent me one instead. Of his dick. Wtf. Like a smart ass I asked him how I could be sure if that was him. And instead of sending me a picture of his face, he sent me one from the opposite angle so that his face and penis were together in the next one.

Now his face looked familiar, which would make sense because I usually remember faces. But it looked too familiar. Something was wrong. Going on a hunch I compared the phone numbers to some old work schedules, and he had been on our staff a few months ago for a short time. I didn't remember him when he worked there, only except the fact that he was weird and we all thought he was a serial killer.

Clearly he doesn't remember me or know me from work, which is good. Or at least he never let on that he knew me before he started working there.

But what are the freaking odds??

3/20/2012 1:10:09 AM

Stopped reading after you met a guy at PB

3/20/2012 1:11:02 AM

3/20/2012 1:12:48 AM

I'm still coming over with gloves and a mask on

3/20/2012 1:13:24 AM

quick, write a book, embellish some details, and sell it to a screenwriter. I'll be your manager and I'm only asking 15%

3/20/2012 1:17:10 AM

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" he wanted me to send a picture of myself to him. I told him that he could come to the bar I work at sometime if he wanted to see me"

:face palm:

3/20/2012 1:19:20 AM

^^ who will the actors be?

^yes. I've already mentioned how dumb this was.

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 1:23 AM. Reason : ^]

3/20/2012 1:19:47 AM

You know who would like to see the pics?

3/20/2012 1:23:30 AM

Allison Brie as the chick and Michael Shannon as the creep

3/20/2012 1:26:18 AM

oh, nothx on the dick pics.

3/20/2012 1:28:04 AM

This girl is really cute. And I dig community.


And this michael shannon guy has creep potential. But might be a little old.


Either way I salute your choices

3/20/2012 1:30:37 AM

yea, she's pretty banging - I'd fuck her with rubber gloves and a mask for sure

3/20/2012 1:31:53 AM

that girl you posted as you and joaquin phoenix as the creeper

3/20/2012 1:33:47 AM

a new meme in the making methinks

3/20/2012 1:35:25 AM

Quote :

"Fast forward to 20 minutes ago when out of the blue he asked me if I still lived in Raleigh and he wanted me to send a picture of myself to him. I told him that he could come to the bar I work at sometime if he wanted to see me (because at least I would be surrounded by security and he might buy a few drinks. Admittedly this was a stupid thing to say and I'm not proud of it. But I kind of panicked.) Apparently since I didn't send him my picture he sent me one instead. Of his dick. Wtf. Like a smart ass I asked him how I could be sure if that was him. And instead of sending me a picture of his face, he sent me one from the opposite angle so that his face and penis were together in the next one. "

sounds like youre a fucking idiot, you wonder why guys do this shit? its because people like you encourage it

3/20/2012 1:38:16 AM

And that man ended up being God

3/20/2012 1:39:28 AM

I think Joaquin might be too good looking to play that part. Although I can see how he woul dmake a good villain

UPDATE ON CURRENT DIALOGUE:

CreepALeep: Ur telling me u don't want ur man to have a big cock?
CreepALeep: ???
CreepALeep: Hello??
Me: I am telling you that you are mistaking any response at all for enthusiasm
CreepALeep: And im telling u no one conducts polite conversation wit someone who sent them a dic pic unless they liked what they saw
CreepALeep: So ur telling me straight up u don't like my big cock?
Me: Exactly
CreepALeep: Why don't you like it?
Me: I think it's rude to send unsolicited pictures of your penis to people
CreepALeep: I apologize for the rudeness. But that being said can u at least admit u like what my penis looks like?
CreepALeep: ??
CreepALeep: I will take ur silence as yes



this is gold people. you can't write this shit.

3/20/2012 1:47:16 AM

you must really like the attention if you entertained this loser in the first place. if you are really creeped out by it, why are you continuing to add fuel to the fire?

just sayin'

3/20/2012 1:52:58 AM

Stop posting our conversations. Those are supposed to be just between you and me.

3/20/2012 1:54:32 AM

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"you wonder why guys do this shit? its because people like you encourage it"

oh sorry did we already skip to the point in the thread where we talk about how women ask to be harassed and because they act cordially that means they are interested?

3/20/2012 1:56:19 AM

I dunno why you would act cordially to someone that creeps you the fuck out and sends you dick pics

3/20/2012 1:56:52 AM

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"oh sorry did we already skip to the point in the thread where we talk about how women ask to be harassed and because they act cordially that means they are interested?"

maybe, we definitely skipped the point where the logical and smart thing to do is to just IGNORE shit like this. obviously any attention he gets just eggs him on but I guess either youre too dumb to realize this or as mentioned before you actually do like the attention

3/20/2012 1:59:16 AM

this is where you don't respond and lock down your fb / change your number / lose your phone

srsly. no bueno

3/20/2012 1:59:48 AM

Also post both dick pics in this thread.

3/20/2012 2:00:24 AM

posting his stupidity and publicly humiliating him may or may not help your cause

don't mess with the cray cray

3/20/2012 2:02:24 AM

I have a a big problem with being mean outright to anyone. One of my biggest regrets in life is being rude to someone when it wasn't necessary.

I am creeped out. But it got less serious when I found out that he doesn't recognize me. And I am a little entertained now as well. I wasn't posting this as a scared victim.

But since I served up this story to tdub you are welcome to judge me for it.

^^ Sorry God I just couldn't keep our secret love to myself anymore. But don't worry since I am a gentleman I won't post the pictures you sent me.

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 2:08 AM. Reason : ^]

3/20/2012 2:07:27 AM

while I am no stranger to half-assed internet white-knightery for the causes of both woman and man, I am struck by the peculiarity of your continued correspondence with the creepaleep. while I find it entertaining and would that it continue, methinks you'd fare well to cut all communication

3/20/2012 2:08:51 AM

Wait, you're a dude?

Shit.

3/20/2012 2:10:42 AM

Look, I'm not saying he's going to rape you

but he's going to rape you

3/20/2012 2:11:03 AM

sorry if I come off as a dick, but I've seen this so much its silly


"OMG, this guy is such a creep why's he texting me such creepy shit!"

*responds to text*

its just absurd and boils down to either stupidity or actually enjoying the attention 95% of the time

3/20/2012 2:12:23 AM

i read this as though a guy was sending another guy dick pics, it was more entertaining that way

3/20/2012 2:12:44 AM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere

3/20/2012 2:15:56 AM

3/20/2012 2:23:06 AM

I'm not offended by you sounding like a dick saps. You make a very good point and I'm sure I seem like a retard to you. Just chalk it up to a fascination and shock of human behavior.


How do we feel about Colin Hanks?

3/20/2012 2:28:41 AM

I think he makes tom hanks faces sometimes and it creeps me out


also he's not a good actor

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 2:30 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2012 2:30:19 AM

I didn't actually realize he was Tom Hank's son until I was just now looking for him. I remembered how creepy he was on Dexter.

I have a lot of respect for Patrick Fugit. I think he's a great actor and even though I find him very loveable I think he could pull off a creepster as well.

3/20/2012 2:37:15 AM

never seen dexter but I've seen hanks in orange county and that horror movie about the internet

just weird how he pulls off his dads facial expressions

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 2:40 AM. Reason : untraceable maybe?]

3/20/2012 2:39:53 AM

you seem to have this under control, my work here is done.

3/20/2012 2:44:41 AM

I've only seen him as the killer in Dexter, the priest in Mad Men (in which he scares me), and some movie about him as an FBI agent and his hot mom (Meg Ryan... which is ironic considering she was the romantic lead opposite Tom Hanks in You've Got Mail) dating some sort of wanted man.

He looks a lot like Tom Hanks, but never got any of the good looks that his dad had in his younger years like in Big.

3/20/2012 2:45:08 AM

I vote Kevin Durand

he's a dumpy looking fucker that could easily pull off a creep

3/20/2012 2:47:12 AM

3/20/2012 2:52:33 AM

pretty sure casey affleck wins, if you disagree then watch "a killer inside me"

3/20/2012 2:55:52 AM

3/20/2012 3:46:20 AM

Aw what the hell

3/20/2012 4:27:49 AM

3/20/2012 7:38:11 AM

this will end tragically

3/20/2012 7:46:08 AM

Quote :

"i read this as though a guy was sending another guy dick pics, it was more entertaining that way"

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 8:08 AM. Reason : i always confuse goodlock and goodoctor]

3/20/2012 8:03:28 AM

I, too, thought thegoodoctor was a guy. That would have made the story much more interesting.

That being said...the OP brought this upon herself by being dumb.

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 8:13 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2012 8:11:24 AM

i think the dude wants feedback on his cock.

clearly you should post the pics he sent and his number, so that TWW can call/text him and let him know.

he will probably stop after that because he will have all of the feedback he needs. problem solved.

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 8:13 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2012 8:13:19 AM

This good doctor chick seems to be functioning in the borderline range intellectually. Not only did she continue to talk to him after he said he'd fuck her with gloves and a mask and admitted she was creeped out... she asked the dude for proof that the dick pic was actually him, 3 fucking years later.

3/20/2012 8:40:49 AM