my wife says i buy cheap toilet paper

mind you we are on a septic tank and if the shitter gets full it cost $$texas for a shitter pumping

she wants the kind that is thick like paper towels and notoriously clogs the shitter

i like the "institutional" kind that you might find in a cheap hotel individually wrapped

what say you?

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 10:51 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2012 10:51:18 AM

get a bidet

3/20/2012 10:53:35 AM

angel soft FTW...thick enough to provide a clean wipe and not break through, thin enough not to be that crap that leaves white flecks everywhere

who likes thick toilet paper, anyway? i have yet to use one that doesn't suck

3/20/2012 10:53:48 AM

Scott 1000 Shits per Roll

3/20/2012 10:54:14 AM

The regular double thickness Angel Soft, Charmin, or Sam's Club TP is best IMO.

I don't normally buy generic, but I finally gave the Sam's Club brand a try after buying the other two for the last 5+ years and I was pleasantly surprised.

I hate those triple thick TPs. They bunch up when you try to use them and clog toilets like nobody's business.

3/20/2012 10:56:51 AM

if you get the thick stuff, don't wrap it 5 times around your hand for one wipe and you should be good.

3/20/2012 10:58:36 AM

hate the thick

3/20/2012 11:01:18 AM

^^ i fold my cheap 2-ply angel soft once and wipe...never had a problem

not sure why anyone would "wrap" their hands in it

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .]

3/20/2012 11:01:32 AM

Buy psyllium seed husks (whole) and take 10g a day. You'll have one wipers for the rest of your life.

[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]

3/20/2012 11:03:08 AM

Cheap stuff at my house; the nearest towel if I'm a guest

3/20/2012 11:14:38 AM

the main problem with the thick stuff is odds are your wife uses entirely too much of it at one time just to pee.

WTF is that ladies..you don't need a damn handful of tp just to wipe after you pee...a few squares & you're straight.

3/20/2012 11:21:15 AM

I don't want to even think about feeling wet toilet paper

but I have learned to use way less than I used to and I buy the good stuff

I have this issue with paper towels as well...I grab way too many when drying my hands

3/20/2012 11:30:13 AM

Listen, buy the nice stuff that feels good on your bum. If you cant treat your own asshole right then you aint shit.

3/20/2012 12:10:31 PM

Cottonelle

3/20/2012 12:16:36 PM