"Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal?... Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?" ~ George Carlin

3/26/2012 7:49:37 PM

3/26/2012 8:25:54 PM

Mothers are legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't motherfucking legal?

3/26/2012 8:26:40 PM

^ it is

3/26/2012 8:27:30 PM

killing deer is legal.
killing cows is legal.
killing chicken is legal.

Why isn't killing wdprice legal?

3/26/2012 8:33:51 PM

Cleverbot is clever.

3/26/2012 8:34:43 PM

haha

3/26/2012 8:35:00 PM

"In the army, you get a medal for spraying napalm on people. In civilian life, you get arrested for giving someone an orgasm."

3/26/2012 9:36:55 PM

Remember boys, flies spread diseases so keep yours closed!

3/26/2012 9:46:04 PM

haha, BOB is awesome

3/26/2012 10:28:18 PM

If you rape a hooker is that shoplifting?

3/26/2012 10:36:40 PM

My belt holds up my pants.
My belt loops hold up my belt.


What the fuck is really going on down there?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/26/2012 10:38:06 PM

dang son, this shit is on the front page? this was like 15 hours ago

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on March 27, 2012 at 3:04 PM. Reason : math]

3/27/2012 3:04:25 PM