thread inspired by the "banana tits" reference (which I had never heard of) in the Party Pics thread.

I've heard ski slope (which is some version of banana tits? or the other way around?) and saggy and...uh, that's it.

plz provide examples with any submissions.

3/28/2012 3:37:33 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=615229

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=106628

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=377119

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 3:39 PM. Reason : the search tool is your friend]

3/28/2012 3:39:17 PM

Chart:




Examples:

http://tits.voyeurweb.com/index.php

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM. Reason : d]

3/28/2012 3:40:47 PM

^^since you're so adept at these here internets, why don't you compile a list of all the types of tits contained therein and list them here, turd.

^better, but I'm looking for photographic examples

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 3:41 PM. Reason : for my files]

3/28/2012 3:41:08 PM

People are at work, so lets use our imagination instead of pics.

Torpedo - Triangle shapped that jut strait out with minimal cleavage; often suboptimal nipple placement

Saucer - Big ol' floppy pancakes with virtually no musculature whatsoever. Expected on someone 40+ but a nasty surprise on a girl still in her 20's

Catcher's Mitt - Beat to shit, sometimes bruised, acne scarred, stretch marks, irregularly shaped, etc. Generally a catch all term for messed up breasts.

There's more, but I don't want to hog the spotlight. Chime in.

3/28/2012 3:42:02 PM

I've done enough work for you already. If you can't go into those threads, look at tits, and form your own opinion, then there's no hope and you might be gay.

3/28/2012 3:42:47 PM

Quote :

" Saucer - Big ol' floppy pancakes with virtually no musculature whatsoever. Expected on someone 40+ but a nasty surprise on a girl still in her 20's"

are these just tubesocks while laying down? Its hard for me to imagine floppy pancakes while upright

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 3:50 PM. Reason : ^I'M A CHICK!!11! ]

3/28/2012 3:50:39 PM

3/28/2012 6:10:08 PM

sweet, i found mine on the chart instantly

lol, the FIRST chart

3/28/2012 6:56:30 PM

Go on

3/28/2012 7:05:06 PM

well, clearly she's buxom, so that rules out about a third of them.

3/28/2012 7:10:31 PM

I'm suffering from sports bra tits right now

I don't like it

3/28/2012 7:11:46 PM

Teardrop shape with inverted nipples.

3/28/2012 7:47:53 PM

i think i might have volcanes.

3/28/2012 8:58:03 PM

volcanes are my fav

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 9:06 PM. Reason : ]

3/28/2012 9:05:50 PM

so long as they complement the overall package I don't really care

3/28/2012 9:08:53 PM

there's the snoopy


i learned it from tww once

3/28/2012 9:11:37 PM

I'd love to find an IRL pic of cambures

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 10:54 PM. Reason : Or bolsillos]

3/28/2012 10:51:32 PM

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 10:53 PM. Reason : b]

3/28/2012 10:53:33 PM

^^ that's the IRL banana tits. I knew a chick kinda like that, and we banged, but she lied, and mn1rocibittdnl, so we parted ways.

We used to call her Orangutan Tits. Not to her face, but yeah it was a running theme.

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : foo]

3/28/2012 10:55:42 PM

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

3/28/2012 10:58:31 PM

picscrazy.com

3/28/2012 10:59:16 PM

http://www.boobies.com

3/28/2012 11:01:29 PM

I once saw a stripper with one tit. It wasn't like a cyclops tit in the middle of her chest, but on the right side, a perfectly normal tit, than nothing on the left. Other than that, she was hot.

[Edited on March 28, 2012 at 11:03 PM. Reason : x]

3/28/2012 11:03:18 PM

I don't like the sports bra "uni-tit" look. it displeases me

3/29/2012 1:51:11 PM

i have man boobs.

sidewinders ftl.

3/29/2012 2:03:15 PM

Plz post pics

3/30/2012 12:55:54 AM

no sports bra tits tonight thank the Lord

^^

3/30/2012 1:03:25 AM

3/30/2012 1:05:16 AM