This is just getting ridiculous.

The cash payout is now $462mil

Which is $52mil more than the previous overall record of $390mil

3/30/2012 1:17:50 PM

3/30/2012 1:18:01 PM

I'm going to win.

3/30/2012 1:18:27 PM

damn...i need to go buy a ticket

3/30/2012 1:23:46 PM

Hopefully one of my 40 tickets will win.

3/30/2012 1:32:13 PM

fuck I could use that money. how much would I give away? none, you fucking basterts.

3/30/2012 1:37:10 PM

lottery = tax on people who are bad at math

3/30/2012 1:37:18 PM

3/30/2012 1:38:35 PM

3/30/2012 1:39:21 PM

I have no qualms about spending $40 on lottery tickets. Who are we kidding? We'd just blow it on something else anyways. It's not like that $40 cash is going into my 401k. More than likely it'll go to buy my lunch next week, when I should have been packing it anyways.

However, the "tax on people who are bad at math" is unoriginal and pedantic.

Yes, we realize the odds of winning are less than getting struck repeatedly by lightning. But, someone has to win, why not at least throw my name in the hat. You're not going to win if you don't play.

3/30/2012 1:40:39 PM

smoking = tax on people who are bad at math

3/30/2012 1:42:12 PM

$40 could feed me for a week
$40 could feed 100 starving Kony 2012 kids for a day.
$40 could add up to $80 could add up to $120 the next two times of playing lottery.
$40 could buy me and 3 friends a night out at the bowling ally.

3/30/2012 1:43:55 PM

Quote :

"However, the "tax on people who are bad at math" is unoriginal and pedantic."

u mad?

3/30/2012 1:43:57 PM

crack = tax on people who are bad at meth

3/30/2012 1:44:04 PM

^^shallow and pedantic. not unoriginal.

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/30/2012 1:44:52 PM

Silly me, I should know family guy scripts better

3/30/2012 1:46:13 PM

Quote :

"$40 could feed me for a week $40 could feed 100 starving Kony 2012 kids for a day. $40 could add up to $80 could add up to $120 the next two times of playing lottery. $40 could buy me and 3 friends a night out at the bowling ally."

Not everyone lives on shitty pizzas. You spend your $40 how you see fit, and I'll spend mine. Socialist.

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ^And no, not mad, just not humored by your posts.]

3/30/2012 1:46:33 PM

if you think the lottery should be outlawed because it's a tax on the poor or those too dumb to do math, then you need to outlaw:

smoking
drinking
stereo equipment
rims
mudding tires
jacked up trucks
gold teef
chewing tobacco
etc.

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ^^point was, was that it wasn't a family guy quote.]

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ^this]

3/30/2012 1:46:58 PM

^Or take it a step further, and go ahead and outlaw sodas and junk food, gas guzzling cars, Rent-A-Centers, and loan sharks.

3/30/2012 1:48:15 PM

I'd rather play and lose than not play at all.

At least I have a chance.

3/30/2012 1:48:33 PM

^^those, too.

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ^]

3/30/2012 1:48:34 PM

Quote :

"Not everyone lives on shitty pizzas. You spend your $40 how you see fit, and I'll spend mine. Socialist. "

I could live on $15 a week if you want to talk about living on shitty pizzas.

3/30/2012 1:48:43 PM

fucking republicans always thinking they are being attacked.

3/30/2012 1:48:45 PM

who thought they were being attacked? is this about zimmerman? because he was a registered (D),

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:49 PM. Reason : ,]

3/30/2012 1:49:14 PM

At this point, with so many people buying tickets, I'm thinking there will be 3 winners.

I'd be fucking shocked if there is only 1 winning ticket.

3/30/2012 1:50:10 PM

D for Dead

3/30/2012 1:50:10 PM

when did I say anything about outlawing the lottery?

it was a light hearted joke, no one gives a fuck about people playing the lottery

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:51 PM. Reason : jesus, only you could bring Zimmerman into a thread about a lottery]

3/30/2012 1:50:12 PM

WELL, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A KNEE SLAPPIN' JOKE, WHUUUUUU BOY. I TELL YOU WHOT.

3/30/2012 1:51:20 PM

Food for thought: Forming a lottery is illegal for everyone except the government in Virginia.

3/30/2012 1:51:35 PM

Quote :

"tax on people who are bad at math"

in this case a $1 lottery ticket is worth more than $1.

3/30/2012 1:51:43 PM

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:53 PM. Reason : oh dear gawd, I have angered it... run, run for your lives!! oh the humanity]

3/30/2012 1:52:23 PM

^^^you're just now realizing this and that governments are hypocritical, tyrant filled big business pawns?


[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 1:54 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/30/2012 1:52:42 PM

Wow, you're just now realizing you're letting them and don't care!

3/30/2012 1:53:40 PM

did you just reply to yourself? lol 4 carrots

3/30/2012 1:53:56 PM

3/30/2012 1:54:37 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

3/30/2012 1:55:52 PM

Well this thread got derailed pretty quickly.

3/30/2012 1:56:53 PM

does that mean I win?

3/30/2012 1:57:21 PM

Who's getting railed?

3/30/2012 1:58:00 PM

^^sure, in a special Olympics kind of way

3/30/2012 1:58:54 PM

Quote :

"The cash payout is now $462mil Which is $52mil more than the previous overall record of $390mil"

lottery is for those bad at math, indeed

3/30/2012 1:59:10 PM

lol

3/30/2012 1:59:48 PM

I WON I WON I WON!!! I RICH BITCH!!

3/30/2012 2:00:49 PM

Quote :

"^^sure, in a special Olympics kind of way"

3/30/2012 2:03:04 PM

They left enough space that I could write in 99 cent on that check

3/30/2012 2:03:19 PM

Quote :

"lottery is for those bad at math, indeed"

LOL fuck.

Well it took this long for anyone to notice, so I'm not the only one.

God. Damnit.

3/30/2012 2:03:59 PM

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 2:07 PM. Reason : ,]

3/30/2012 2:05:51 PM

Nah we all saw it, just wanted to wait until you couldn't edit it

3/30/2012 2:09:51 PM

3/30/2012 2:10:28 PM

Quote :

"Nah we all saw it, just wanted to wait until you couldn't edit it "

Of course you didn't.

3/30/2012 2:11:40 PM