Everywhere I look im finding super ultra large magnum fire extinguisher sized condoms. Even the regular ENZ condoms are slip off during action. Trojan used to make a "snug fit" that i swore by brand but discontinued it because people were embarrassed to be seen buying them. (gleaned from their website)
Are there any easily obtainable DOMESTIC condoms made for the teensy peckered amongst us. ie. are all popular condoms the same basic size or are their any incognito brand/makes that may cater to those of us not starring in "I cant believe i took the whole thing VIII"?
Iv found a durex that works ok but the moment of climax quickly turns into a race for life as I know it.

Any brave souls care to chime in on this? nothing says "I love you" quite like "My did isn't hard enough to keep the rubber on baby" brb I'll fish it out"

4/3/2012 4:35:08 AM

call up the helpline for one of the major brands or call the health department. There is a size printed right on the box. girls can "grind" the condom off your dick regardless of the sizes involved. also, just checking that the base of the condom is @ the base of your dicq isn't good enough. you got to pull it out to make sure the whole condom is intact before you blastoff. even then, it's no guarantee because you get more vigorous at the end. you know what, it just isn't worth fucking a girl you don't know and/or can't trust.

4/3/2012 5:27:27 AM

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"Iv found a durex that works ok but the moment of climax quickly turns into a race for life as I know it."

Maybe I'm missing something, but what exactly does this mean?

And I doubt I can help much because I haven't worn a condom in years ( ), but I use to get these:



And they worked fine for my averaged sized penis. Are these no longer available?

4/3/2012 7:16:57 AM

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"you know what, it just isn't worth fucking a girl you don't know and/or can't trust."

this has exactly nothing to do this with this thread...nothing whatsoever

i was under the impression that the "thin" (or ultra sensitive or "bare" or whatever) condoms were actually smaller with more stretch ability...sucks they don't make trojan elexa condoms anymore...i was a fan (though i assume they still make them as a "her pleasure" thing or something)

4/3/2012 8:31:04 AM

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"MY DID ISNT HARD"

4/3/2012 8:34:40 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Caution-Wear-Iron-Grip-Snugger/dp/B000IACSQ6


there, 100 condoms for 12.95. you should probably try the small pack first though.

the durex enhanced pleasure ones are tight on the shaft.

and then there's these....







beyond seven are the best but they are japanese.

4/3/2012 9:13:36 AM

ha, i was gonna suggest asking an asian.

4/3/2012 9:28:07 AM

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"ha, i was gonna suggest asking an asian indian (dot). Inquire about hair removal as well."

4/3/2012 9:34:35 AM

sick burn, shorty.

4/3/2012 9:39:20 AM

zinger. I don't care if this is lounge, no way this thread stays civil.

4/3/2012 9:42:20 AM

i remember the Durex ultra-think being ultra tight. after a couples times with those I just ditched them and got something else. they were literally so tight that it was make my dick go numb. fuck that shit. worst condom ever.

4/3/2012 9:50:15 AM

i should have been wearing a condom because I just lolled all over my pants

4/3/2012 6:30:19 PM

there are custom made condoms, and you can get them made in your length and girth. i think you can get them at http://condomania.com, but i haven't checked the site in awhile.

there used to be a brand called They-Fit, but some new company has now taken over i think. dunno what the quality is, though, but a problem solver is a problem solver. it's like a bespoke suit for your penis.

4/3/2012 6:54:29 PM

i wore one one time that left a bruise on the base of my junk. that was the last time i strapped up. i just hope i dont have aids.

4/3/2012 8:45:08 PM

I busted the snug fit one

like it was a wet paper lantern

4/3/2012 8:56:01 PM

You know how much a condom cost back in the day?

Fuck.....I don't either, never used 'em.

4/3/2012 9:17:47 PM

4/3/2012 9:34:23 PM

I have a small penis, at an erect length of about 4.4 inches. but reguler sized condoms fit me perfect, infact they are tight, and they roll all the way down to about .5 inch off the beggining of the penis; the average length penis is 5.2 inches, how does a condom possibly fit that if it fits mine perfectly?

4/3/2012 9:43:35 PM

Wtf kind of short condoms are you using? lol, they should all be plenty long.

I've used the iron grips and they're tighter than ideal, but a little too tight is better than too loose. My problem is regular condoms bunch up and start sliding off due to my foreskin.
You should try the iron grips. They're better than other snug fit condoms I've tried. All the others seem too thick.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 10:22 PM. Reason : tmi itt ]

4/3/2012 10:21:12 PM

^hence the need for circumcision.

4/3/2012 10:35:28 PM

Small dicks ITT

4/3/2012 10:58:32 PM

I can't tell if that's schadenfreude or if you're legitimately happy to be in same cyberspace as so many meager penii.

4/3/2012 11:03:08 PM

Realized I didn't want to say anything about penis size and am taking the high road...

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 11:29 PM. Reason : k]

4/3/2012 11:13:14 PM

I saw before the edit. You think you're so cool with your big dick.

4/3/2012 11:29:46 PM

Not at all. In fact, I would never buy those magnums or whatever. Seems like a douchebag thing to be seen buying...

4/3/2012 11:32:40 PM

Those of us that need magnum condoms don't do it just to show off and be a douchebag. It's just that if you're 6" around you need something that isn't going to be like a blood pressure cuff on your junk.

4/4/2012 12:02:50 AM

Having a big dick isn't really as glamorous as it sounds, for the same reasons having huge feet or being tall can pose problems. The same could be said for having enormous tits or a overly moist vag.

carry on with your thread gentleman, I bid you the best of luck in your quest for a comfy rubber.

4/4/2012 12:29:37 AM

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"^hence the need for circumcision."

Yeah, I was going to have that done after I finished paying for my foot surgery. I'm having my little toes removed so I can wear cowboy boots.

4/4/2012 1:22:12 AM

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"no way this thread stays civil."

surprising it's been as civil as it has been.

4/4/2012 2:53:01 AM

this thread is making me rethink the idea that if i had a son (or sons), i'd not have them circumcised...did not realize that foreskin can cause problems with condoms

4/4/2012 9:30:27 AM

Yup....just added this to my topics

I, too, would like to know what to suggest to guys with smaller peni

(before I walk out the room)

4/4/2012 10:37:34 AM

4/4/2012 11:21:43 AM

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"Yeah, I was going to have that done after I finished paying for my foot surgery. I'm having my little toes removed so I can wear cowboy boots."

hahahahaha this just made my day!

4/4/2012 11:29:14 AM

Rattlerryan apparently you've never understood the elastic properties of latex nor have been privy to the ol' cantaloupe demonstration. Buying Magnums is for douchebags.

4/4/2012 2:26:54 PM

lube goes on the outside.

4/4/2012 2:33:14 PM

LOL @ Mr. Scrumples

Just because a condom CAN stretch that much doesn't mean it will feel comfortable. Condoms already suck enough. I don't want that shit to be SUPER tight.

4/4/2012 4:11:44 PM

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"i remember the Durex ultra-think being ultra tight. after a couples times with those I just ditched them and got something else. they were literally so tight that it was make my dick go numb. fuck that shit. worst condom ever."

Agree with this. But I was dumb back then.



[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2012 4:47:48 PM

The mere fact that at least two of you are in this thread trying to draw attention to yourselves for buying them is...._________.

Work here is done.

4/4/2012 5:05:03 PM

i didn't know that the were tighter when i bought them.

i was just trying to help the OP out. I remembered them being tighter then my usual brand so he might be interested. anyway...no condoms FTW!!

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 5:14 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2012 5:13:49 PM

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"there are custom made condoms, and you can get them made in your length and girth. i think you can get them at http://condomania.com, but i haven't checked the site in awhile."

Yeah, but as expensive as hookers are these days, who wants to pay more for condoms?

4/4/2012 5:40:21 PM

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

4/4/2012 9:48:42 PM

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"this thread is making me rethink the idea that if i had a son (or sons), i'd not have them circumcised...did not realize that foreskin can cause problems with condoms"

are you going to have their pinky toes cut off so they can wear cowboy boots too?

Seriously, that's a horrible reason to circumcise. An uncircumcised penis that's bigger than mine wouldn't have any problem at all with a regular size condom. A regular one would work for me too if that's all I had, it's just that some are annoying due to the bunching. Its not like they slide all the way off. If you had a kid that had a smaller uncircumcised penis then all he has to do is get smaller condoms.
If you knew he was going to have a small penis you wouldn't have penis enlargement surgery done to him just so regular condoms fit him, would you?

I work with guns a bunch. As a general rule if you have to modify a part to get two parts to fit then you modify the cheaper part. Why would you risk screwing up the more valuable part? This is the same principle. I have wide feet. I buy wide shoes instead of cutting off my toes.

4/5/2012 10:13:33 AM

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"I work with guns a bunch. As a general rule if you have to modify a part to get two parts to fit then you modify the cheaper part. Why would you risk screwing up the more valuable part?"

Fucking perfect analogy there.

4/5/2012 10:17:27 AM

For the uncircumcised out there: Pull foreskin back, roll condom down shaft, pull foreskin forward, roll condom down a bit more, and you will not have any worry of it coming off. Especially if the base of your penis is not as wide as, well, any other part of it. That shit's designed to have the foreskin move around some. Don't try to fuck like the circumcised. It doesn't work the same.

Also, if you have a cone-shaped penis, I feel bad for you, bro.

4/5/2012 11:05:15 AM

Probably the grossest how- to I've ever read. Foreskins are tumors . No one should be forced to live like that.

4/5/2012 11:15:30 AM

You must be kind of new to the internet if THAT was gross.

Also, you obviously are not my target audience.

4/5/2012 11:20:15 AM

what the fuck is a cone head penis?

4/5/2012 11:40:19 AM

See: Scott Nails

4/5/2012 11:43:34 AM

^^ I was referring to the previous statement i made about some part being wider than the base... which if that wasn't true the penis would be a perfect cylindar, or kind of cone-shaped. In the case of the latter, I would feel bad for said bro.

4/5/2012 12:09:51 PM

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"For the uncircumcised out there: Pull foreskin back, roll condom down shaft, pull foreskin forward, roll condom down a bit more, and you will not have any worry of it coming off."

You don't really have to worry about anything by that point because you've more than likely lost your boner.

Foreskin FTL!

4/5/2012 1:09:24 PM