Suitemates have problem throwing away lots of trash in bathroom trashcan cuz they're lazy.

Got called in to meet with RD.

Rolled rolly chair all the way downstairs into his office, he asked if there was a reason for me doing that.

Stared intently at his face as he addressed the suitemates about the trashcan.

Asked why he had road signs in his office.

Peaced out.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 6:27 PM. Reason : k.]

4/3/2012 6:27:27 PM

*slow clap*

4/3/2012 6:28:23 PM

i remember going to my RD's suite one time for some kind of beers in the fridge or other trivial bullshit

motherfucker had an entire 4-room suite in Sullivan all to himself

4/3/2012 6:28:35 PM

Not sure I ever had an RD who wasn't a dick.

4/3/2012 6:29:54 PM

Gordon Fenn

what a prick

4/3/2012 6:32:00 PM

Dude was real uptight. He told one of the guys that they could stop smirking now. I almost lost it at that point. Tbh I almost lost it when I rolled my chair in and he asked me was there a reason for that. Good thing I did though, cuz he didn't have enough chairs for all of us.

4/3/2012 6:36:13 PM

people still in college post on this site?

4/3/2012 6:38:33 PM

We had a kinda hot girl RA, in Metcalf. I think her named was Susan or Penelope or Christina or something like that. One night, she comes in my room, I'm beyond shitfaced, barely coherent, laying on my floor playing Madden with Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz blaring loud as shit on my stereo ( this was during the "sweat drip from my balls" era). She looks at me and starts to mouth something, I'm sure something about turning my shit down and going to sleep. I turn my head, look at her and grin real wide and say "Naw bitch, You lay yo funky ass on the ground, now." and then I start laughing hysterically. Last thing I remember.


Next morning, theres a note on my door like "See me about last night". I go down to her suite, she's chilling, looks at me like "I didn't appreciate what you said to me last night, that was very disrespectful." I smile real big and tell her "Agree to disagree" and peaced.

4/3/2012 6:38:41 PM

so basically what you are all saying is that you are enormous pieces of shit...

4/3/2012 6:46:46 PM

being a piece of shit is what made those days fun.

all the RA's were suckers.

4/3/2012 7:03:57 PM

My RA died over labor day weekend.

4/3/2012 7:05:50 PM

The second time I dormed my RA would come to ME for advice. I was older than him. The police intervened several times.

Grand total for the year:

2 arrests
2 citations
a whole lot of breathalyzing

4/3/2012 7:17:57 PM

ah meetings with the RD were always so refreshing

"we think meg doesn't like us because she shuts her door and doesn't talk to us"


the RD was all....


the whole reason we had the meeting though was because my suitemates said they were scared around me because i had this pinned up on my wall:


along with a sticker that had the word "fucker" in it, and some stuff like "i hug trees", dave matthews, etc

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 7:53 PM. Reason : ]

4/3/2012 7:25:49 PM

Yes people in college post.

4/3/2012 9:14:12 PM

4/3/2012 9:17:45 PM

Don't you have an argument to start somewhere?

4/3/2012 9:28:38 PM

4/3/2012 9:33:24 PM

My RA was awesome freshman year. He didn't report anything about anyone and he was cool as hell. I hung out in his room occasionally, he was a black guy who freaking loved Dave Matthews Band.

Sophomore year I was in the top floor of Bragaw and I don't even know who my RA was nor did I ever meet him/her.

4/3/2012 9:33:44 PM

my RA walked in one time when Nas' Life's A Bitch was on the stereo

he pretty much sang along with every single word of AZ's first verse

then once he realized the hook was "...thats why we get high" he kind of shut up like uh-oh

4/3/2012 9:36:25 PM

Bragaw was a cesspool. I once pissed in their c-store, not in the bathroom, but in the actual store, in that corner between the toiletries and the beef jerky. No one batted an eye.

4/3/2012 9:37:01 PM

Quote :

"people still in college post on this site? "

4/3/2012 9:37:16 PM

my RD was my roomate

4/3/2012 9:43:37 PM

I was an RA for a year at Wood. The RD there was alright I guess - I don't think any residents actually ever saw him.

4/3/2012 9:51:15 PM

Oh, my years as an RA. The memories, so precious. I wonder if any TWWers were ever one of my residents. I hardly wrote people up; only if you were being stupid enough and causing lots of complaints/pissing me off.

4/4/2012 8:29:06 AM

Quote :

"My RA was awesome freshman year. He didn't report anything about anyone and he was cool as hell. I hung out in his room occasionally, he was a black guy who freaking loved Dave Matthews Band."

Agreed 100%. That dude was awesome.

4/4/2012 9:08:58 AM

I hate to break it to you, but that guy wasn't black.

4/4/2012 9:35:18 AM

Quote :

"Gordon Fenn what a prick"

ahaha, I remember that mark ass bitch.

And the other RD was, oh fuck i can't remember her name, but she was one of those high horse evangelical bitches. She tried to make me take down my neon beer sign because we were on a "non-alcohol" floor. dumb fucking cunt.

4/4/2012 9:39:38 AM

Our RA was cool, only time I ever know of him writing anyone up was when a dude walked into the dorm drunk holding up a beer chatting up a bunch of people. At that point he just had to write him up to cover his own ass.

4/4/2012 10:08:39 AM

i lived in North .. had no clue who the RD was but my RA was the president of Omega Psi Phi and he didnt give a flying fuck

4/4/2012 10:18:16 AM

The reason resident directors are dicks is because they don't get paid nearly enough to deal with undergrad shenanigans. I had a friend that did it briefly and she said the fact that they give you housing for 9 months doesn't begin to make up for the crap wage.

4/4/2012 10:23:56 AM

just because you chose a shitty job doesn't give you the right to be an assclown.

4/4/2012 10:24:56 AM

My poor poor RA from Avent Ferry dorms (6th floor). His name was Rondell, he was really really nice. The people on my floor were constantly destroying things (I myself threw a water balloon unknowingly at the asst director of E. campus housing or something) .... set off so many fire alarms.

My friends one day wrote 'vagina piss' on the door of a girl that moved out that they didn't like. Poor guy had to write a report with the words 'vagina piss in it'.

I made him cookies at the end of the year, and I asked him if he was going to RA the next year, and he said "yea, but not this floor"

4/4/2012 10:25:20 AM

Most of them are dicks because they love power trips.

4/4/2012 10:25:35 AM

I got a rock in my shoe.

I sat down on the steps of bragaw to take off my shoe and get that rock outta there.

I committed the cardinal sin of having a cigarette in my mouth while doing so.

Some dipshit RA comes out and writes me up for "smoking on the breezeway."

Met with the RD over it. He laughed and told the RA: "stop being a douchebag."



So yeah, the RD at Bragaw circa 04-05 was cool as shit.

4/4/2012 10:27:37 AM

Quote :

"The reason resident directors are dicks is because they don't get paid nearly enough to deal with undergrad shenanigans. I had a friend that did it briefly and she said the fact that they give you housing for 9 months doesn't begin to make up for the crap wage."

You know a lot of damn people

4/4/2012 10:29:33 AM

I was friends with the RD at Lee hall. I was a CA there, so I saw him a lot. He was nice to me, but sometimes a little creepy. He always said I look just like Faith Hill.

4/4/2012 10:35:33 AM

My RA freshman year was awesome. He used to go on runs for us all. Plus he banged out like have the freshman girls on the other floors. It made my whole college experience that much better to not have to worry about stupid dorm bullshit.

The only thing he was kinda a dick about was quiet hours from 6pm-9pm Sun -Thurs. Cut into our tackle shuffleboard matches we had in the hallways. But it was never that big of a deal.




[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 10:45 AM. Reason : RA; not rd]

4/4/2012 10:44:22 AM

I wanna bang out freshman girls

4/4/2012 10:49:19 AM

HAVE

THE

FRESHMEN

4/4/2012 10:49:44 AM

I, too, enjoy having freshmen

4/4/2012 11:09:27 AM

I am a freshman at something

I'm sure of it

4/4/2012 11:13:15 AM

Quote :

"just because you chose a shitty job doesn't give you the right to be an assclown."

Oh I agree, I'm just saying that's why a lot of them are dicks.

While we're on the topic, Meredith is looking for a resident director if anyone is interested

4/4/2012 11:28:13 AM

Smath wasn't one of my residents, but he was throwing a party at Wood one night and I was on duty and kept getting calls by bitch students. I ignored most of them but they wouldn't leave me alone, so I finally had to go and throw out some of their liquor. I still got calls and just ignored them.

4/8/2012 9:32:06 PM

Quote :

"My poor poor RA from Avent Ferry dorms (6th floor). His name was Rondell, he was really really nice. The people on my floor were constantly destroying things (I myself threw a water balloon unknowingly at the asst director of E. campus housing or something) .... set off so many fire alarms. My friends one day wrote 'vagina piss' on the door of a girl that moved out that they didn't like. Poor guy had to write a report with the words 'vagina piss in it'. I made him cookies at the end of the year, and I asked him if he was going to RA the next year, and he said "yea, but not this floor" "

You 6th floor people were (and AFAIK, always) horrible. Glad I wasn't on the 6th (highest I got was the 5th). I feel bad for Rondell; he seemed liked an OK RA, though probably a little more high strung/write-up happy than I.

4/9/2012 9:04:50 AM

I tried really hard to keep everyone from breaking stuff and getting the cops called on us, they were on a lot of drungs tho

4/9/2012 9:08:09 AM

Yeh. 6th floor people always seemed to be the trash of earth. Not saying you were, but most were.

4/9/2012 9:14:20 AM

yea, but they were my friends.

4/9/2012 10:19:56 AM

Quote :

"Smath wasn't one of my residents, but he was throwing a party at Wood one night and I was on duty and kept getting calls by bitch students. I ignored most of them but they wouldn't leave me alone, so I finally had to go and throw out some of their liquor. I still got calls and just ignored them."

haha dorm parties!

4/9/2012 10:23:08 AM

don't do drungs, kids

4/9/2012 10:24:39 AM

I don't even remember my RD. My RA lived in my suite though, and he was a straight up hippie. He used to buy us beer and would cover for us when we had chicks in our rooms.

4/9/2012 11:13:41 AM