So I bought a house about 50 yards from an elementary school. If I walk around my house naked and someone sees me go I get labeled a sex offender? Anyone know the rules on this or should I invest in window drapes?

4/8/2012 12:36:12 PM

yeah you need them drapes

and never get busted for drugs

unless you like prison

4/8/2012 12:37:39 PM

Invest in a new government.


Ron Paul 2012.

4/8/2012 12:37:46 PM

4/8/2012 12:38:34 PM

you should invest in a mossberg 500- kids these days, they are hoodlums!

4/8/2012 12:38:46 PM

4/8/2012 12:38:46 PM

I thought you were already labeled a sex offender...

4/8/2012 12:40:22 PM

no skittles and sweet tea.

4/8/2012 12:53:28 PM

You're going to want to park one of these out front ASAP.

4/8/2012 1:04:25 PM

I lived 20ft from a school with Noen back in 07. More cops around the area.

4/8/2012 1:06:51 PM

Theres always a ton of cops around. I guess thats a good thing?

4/8/2012 1:16:06 PM

that depends on whether or not their lights are usually on

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/8/2012 1:17:18 PM

Keep an eye out for single moms who apparently make poor decisions

4/8/2012 2:56:29 PM

you can have them do your yard work. they will work for candy and gum and shit.

4/9/2012 3:03:41 AM

i walk around my house naked pretty frequently and the large (9-10 feet wide, 6 feet tall?) window in my living room is almost always uncovered...i generally don't worry about being seen unless it's night and i'm backlit

i don't live 50 yards from an elementary school, though

4/9/2012 7:18:09 AM