I didn't want to use a cutting board for a small piece of chix breast so I used a plate instead. I made some fried rice with it and stirred in the chicken.

Then I served the rice and chix on the same plate I was cutting and seasoning the chix!!!! I'm supposed to go in to surgery Tuesday. If poisoning is going to happen, it'll happen in 24 hrs right??? Arghhhh.

4/8/2012 4:18:36 PM

Don't worry, you'll die before the surgery

4/8/2012 4:21:20 PM

Wouldn't worry about it.

4/8/2012 4:21:22 PM

I was already 95% done eating before I realized.

#hypochondriac

4/8/2012 4:27:22 PM

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"Then I served the rice and chix on the same plate I was cutting and seasoning the chix!!!!"

[Edited on April 8, 2012 at 4:27 PM. Reason : ]

4/8/2012 4:27:36 PM

haha dude I forgot it was the cutting plate

4/8/2012 4:29:24 PM

Hey, have you talked to GZ lately?

4/8/2012 4:35:29 PM

I got iodine poisoning from eating too many shrimp.

4/8/2012 4:48:04 PM

lol he's not dead yet?

I don't know.

4/8/2012 4:48:19 PM

4/8/2012 4:48:55 PM

lol you just triggered my memory. fun times, when I gave Mr Scrumples and GZ ( not at the same time) my password when they were suspended. Oh the ruckus. I was a complete cunt

4/8/2012 4:54:40 PM

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"Then I served the rice and chix on the same plate I was cutting and seasoning the chix!!!!"

4/8/2012 6:30:02 PM

If you're not shitting water and chunks of chicken by now you're probably ok.


And why the fuck are you cutting anything on a plate. Thats a good way to fuck up your knives.

Use a damn cutting board, son.





[Edited on April 8, 2012 at 7:07 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2012 6:53:06 PM

I had salmonella and really didn't notice much unless I ate meat for about 5 weeks afterward. Awful stomach pain and badness.

4/8/2012 7:05:15 PM

If you "didn't notice much" then I highly doubt you had salmonella.

I had that shit two summers ago after accidentally ingesting some raw chicken juice that had dripped onto something in the fridge.

My roommate at the time had cooked some chicken, then put the container unsealed back in the fridge on the top shelf.



Anyway, I spent the better part of 3 days literally camped out in the bathroom.
I'd get done shitting/puking after 30min. Get up, go to the sink, wash my hands and face, and before I could even get to the door sometimes I'd have to go right back to the toilet.

Lost over 10lbs.

Had to go to the ER to get treated for dehydration.


If you actually had salmonella, you'd have felt it.

4/8/2012 7:10:31 PM

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"If you "didn't notice much" then I highly doubt you had salmonella."

exactly, I havent had salmonella but I've had food poisoning. There's no "I think I may have had food poisoning", you fucking know because youre shitting water and vomiting at the same time for hours and hours and hours

4/8/2012 7:13:15 PM

^

4/8/2012 7:15:42 PM

depending on the surgery I wouldnt worry too much.

4/8/2012 7:16:02 PM

lol people with shitty immune systems lol

4/8/2012 7:59:14 PM

I just finished eating when I made that post. So I wasn't sure I was supposed to be feeling it immediately.

4/8/2012 7:59:44 PM

NOM NOM NOM

4/8/2012 8:00:04 PM

Eaton, I am not worried about getting an infection from surgery or anything because I contaminated my food.

I just don't want it to be pushed back when I suddenly have the shits and puking the day of surgery. Been waiting too long for it.

4/8/2012 8:04:07 PM

new boobs?

4/8/2012 8:06:00 PM

Ha

4/8/2012 8:09:48 PM

Quote :

"lol people with shitty immune systems lol"

I have the constitution of a damn tank, I rarely get sick. you dont fuck around with legit food poisoning, I wouldnt wish that on anyone

[Edited on April 8, 2012 at 8:17 PM. Reason : also food poisoning has nothing to do with the immune system]

4/8/2012 8:10:03 PM

pre-owned boobs?

4/8/2012 8:10:50 PM

No my surgery is less painful than getting new boobs (or so they say). They're not cutting any muscle, they just move it out of the away. They do take a little bit of bone away to get to the ruptured disc though.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU8YYESYXzc

[Edited on April 8, 2012 at 8:17 PM. Reason : PS- my boobs don't need to be messed with ]

4/8/2012 8:16:38 PM