You're in an orphanage.

4/10/2012 9:39:42 AM

4/10/2012 9:41:38 AM

Bruce Wayne adopts me. I become Robin. I roam the heights of Gotham City, bringing my unique brand of vigilante justice to the ne'er-do-wells. The Joker kills me. Bruce Wayne quickly replaces me.

4/10/2012 9:41:39 AM

You have a boner.

4/10/2012 9:43:52 AM

open mailbox

4/10/2012 9:44:08 AM

You find a kitten.

4/10/2012 9:44:52 AM

xyzzy

4/10/2012 9:46:48 AM

The kitten has a boner.

4/10/2012 9:47:47 AM

iddqd

4/10/2012 9:47:59 AM

4/10/2012 9:48:12 AM

The headmaster finds you and the kitten, both with boners.

4/10/2012 9:48:43 AM

Walker, texas ranger walks in. walker tells you you have AIDS.

4/10/2012 9:54:39 AM