That's right, no sex or self release

IBT who gives a shit

4/11/2012 11:19:13 AM

i've never had an orgasm

4/11/2012 11:19:38 AM

4/11/2012 11:19:56 AM

4/11/2012 11:20:23 AM

RANDOM GOAL: NO BREATHING FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS

4/11/2012 11:20:47 AM

ibt nocturnal emissions

4/11/2012 11:20:55 AM

I have never had "nocturnal emissions"

I was shocked to find out that people actually have that issue

4/11/2012 11:21:31 AM

a friend of mine had been married for 5 years and had 2 kids before she ever had one...

i took her shopping at priscilla's....


she said it changed her life

4/11/2012 11:21:34 AM

good way to put a spin on the dry spell you are having there sir....

4/11/2012 11:21:50 AM

Hey dummy, if it were an unintentional dry spell I'd be whacking it 3 times a day

4/11/2012 11:22:21 AM

4/11/2012 11:23:04 AM

stupid goals itt

4/11/2012 11:23:06 AM

Why would you do this?

4/11/2012 11:23:21 AM

^^^ hotlinking disabled

^ exercise in self control?

and I get depressed after i ejaculate

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 11:23:41 AM

Quote :

"and I get depressed after i ejaculate"

Post partum?

4/11/2012 11:25:17 AM

hahaha

4/11/2012 11:25:38 AM

If I wanted to test my self control I'd give up cookies or something.

4/11/2012 11:28:00 AM

Quote :

"If I wanted to test my self control I'd give up cookies or something."

4/11/2012 11:29:45 AM

ya'll some bitches

4/11/2012 11:30:16 AM

you better check yourself before you break yourself

4/11/2012 11:30:59 AM

haven't you already done this for the past 2 years?

4/11/2012 11:33:49 AM

I'm not trying to insult you. But I am of the school that sexual release is an essential (and very enjoyable) part of life, not something to be considered sinful or wrong. I know not everyone agrees with me there though. And I guess you don't even necessarily disagree with me from what you've said.

4/11/2012 11:33:52 AM

I got some release for you girl

4/11/2012 11:34:51 AM

Quote :

"a friend of mine had been married for 5 years and had 2 kids before she ever had one"

At first I thought you were talking about nocturnal emissions and I was like "ummm what?"

4/11/2012 11:34:51 AM

Quote :

"And I guess you don't even necessarily disagree with me from what you've said."

What did I say that makes it seem as if I think it's wrong?

4/11/2012 11:34:58 AM

The depression thing.

4/11/2012 11:36:04 AM

Quote :

"haven't you already done this for the past 2 years?"

it sounds like he must have slipped up


and down and up and down


so do you ever arouse yourself but stop before you ejaculate, jaZon?


I'm not sure why the hell I'm even asking this.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 11:37 AM. Reason : ^^]

4/11/2012 11:36:23 AM

^^ lulz, no

I'm of he same opinion as you, lady.

^ fuck no - go all the way or go home

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 11:37 AM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 11:36:33 AM

Then I really don't understand your goal. That doesn't mean it's wrong. It just means I'm glad I'm not you.

4/11/2012 11:37:59 AM

I won't make it

/thread

4/11/2012 11:39:03 AM

Seriously, this isn't healthy.

IF... you succeed without going crazy,

You'll end up building tolerance to the hormone that makes you horny and you will lose interest in females altogether.

4/11/2012 11:39:34 AM

What are you gonna do if you meet a girl and things work out? She'll probably wanna bwn right? What are you gonna tell her then?

And also I find it odd that you've never had a nocturnal emission. If I go more than a few days without some kind of release I'll be guaranteed to have a very nice dream.

4/11/2012 11:41:47 AM

^ won't happen, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it

And, yea, I'm just as weirded out to realize people really have them.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 11:43 AM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 11:43:14 AM

this is the most depressing thread

4/11/2012 11:43:33 AM

this thread is great

stfu

4/11/2012 11:46:00 AM

Quote :

"I have never had "nocturnal emissions" I was shocked to find out that people actually have that issue "

It's called PUBERTY.

Sorry you haven't gone through it yet

4/11/2012 12:02:03 PM

Sorry, not a minute man - I don't tend to ejaculate on a whim

4/11/2012 12:03:36 PM

I think there is a Reddit about this

4/11/2012 12:03:54 PM

I went 6 weeks while I was doing military training...huge mistake.

4/11/2012 12:05:17 PM

I, too, sometime get depressed after I ejaculate. But more of a guilty feeling than depressed.

4/11/2012 12:05:50 PM

immediately after the 6 months ends

4/11/2012 12:08:27 PM

hahahaha

4/11/2012 12:09:55 PM

^^that image is blocked at work...but i'm hoping it's the south park pic of randy sitting at the computer

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 12:10 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2012 12:10:19 PM

no its some gay dude covered in green slime

also, who gives a shit

4/11/2012 12:11:57 PM

[/GIVEAFUCK]

4/11/2012 12:14:29 PM

Quote :

"I have never had "nocturnal emissions" I was shocked to find out that people actually have that issue "

Huh? If you don't jerk off or have any sexual contact it's a certainty you will have these. It's not an "issue" but rather human physiology. Unless you're planning by some miracle on somehow preventing yourself from producing sperm you'll need to release somehow..

4/11/2012 12:30:33 PM

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person that's never blown a load in my sleep

4/11/2012 12:32:02 PM

You don't blow a load. It's not like spraying a chick in the face. You probably wouldn't even notice but unless you don't produce sperm (are you a eunuch?) you WILL release if you dont have sex/jerkoff for six months.

4/11/2012 12:34:13 PM

not buying it

4/11/2012 12:42:22 PM

4/11/2012 2:03:20 PM