so, my new lover informed me that he can do a magic trick with his p33n. I thought, through my years of intensive research, that I knew everything about the male anatomy, including all the fun bells and whistles that come with owning a penis. but I might have been sorely mistaken.

according to him, it is possible to have a full-blown normal orgasm, but pinch (?) the underside of his penis to strangle the urethra, thus not making an actual emission. then at any point afterwards, once near an appropriate receptacle, he can release it and complete the emission.

[ ] confirm

[ ] deny

4/12/2012 11:40:56 AM

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"once near an appropriate receptacle"

WHY

4/12/2012 11:42:26 AM

ow

4/12/2012 11:42:46 AM

similar to squirting

i think it is kinda hard to do that in practice because it shifts

and i thought it was the vas deferans

4/12/2012 11:43:00 AM

that's kinda like, taking the best part and ruining it

4/12/2012 11:43:38 AM

Why not

You can ejaculate without orgasm

You can orgasm without ejaculating

4/12/2012 11:44:21 AM

Quote :

"my new lover informed me"

4/12/2012 11:44:37 AM

hypothetically speaking, he could be in his car and engaging in phone sex or something of the like, and doesn't want to make a mess.

I don't know.

4/12/2012 11:45:05 AM

if its in her but and you dont wanna to a lame release across her lower back but you wanna put it on her tits its useful

because the women i bang it takes a little while to flip over and the moment is but so fleeting

4/12/2012 11:45:17 AM

Is this squirt?

Girl has a PHD in sex shit

4/12/2012 11:45:47 AM

i think the guy who wants to go a few months without jerkin it is more evolved than me

or less evolved

i can't figure out which

4/12/2012 11:46:14 AM

confirmed. Also works by pressing upwards on the prostate.

4/12/2012 11:46:44 AM

who is going to try this tonight?

I got my fleshlight soaking currently

4/12/2012 11:47:52 AM

I've read all the reasons posted in this thread....

and this still seems entirely useless and inappropriate.

4/12/2012 11:48:29 AM

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"confirmed. Also works by pressing upwards on the prostate. "

from which point of attack? in through the butt? on the dodus?

4/12/2012 11:50:08 AM

lol "dodus"

4/12/2012 11:50:46 AM

dodus is the gayest fucking term for that area i've ever heard

4/12/2012 11:53:31 AM

and for that, I think you.

4/12/2012 11:54:01 AM

what is the dodus?

4/12/2012 11:54:05 AM

I tried to do a GIS to get you some graphical representation, but all I got was a bunch of japanimation

4/12/2012 11:55:11 AM

i believe it refers to the taint

4/12/2012 11:55:52 AM

Quote :

"similar to squirting"

does not comprehend.

4/12/2012 11:56:04 AM

Quote :

" and for that, I think you."

4/12/2012 11:57:12 AM

Quote :

"I THINK YOU"

4/12/2012 11:57:55 AM

DAMN

IT

FUCK

4/12/2012 11:58:54 AM

In other words, the penis is a hose that you can crimp.

Once you let go, the liquid starts flowing.

We can do it while peeing too, it's not limited to cumming.

4/12/2012 12:03:45 PM

I think if a bitch squeezed my taint to keep me from shooting ropes all over her, I would hit her. Hard.

4/12/2012 12:06:53 PM

This is possible. I have done it while self completing to some extent. If you pinch it in for only a few seconds, like 2-8 seconds, it intensifies the orgasm a bit. I've found that if you hold it in any longer than that, the pleasurable factor drastically decreases and the pain factor takes over. You lose the orgasmic effect of ejaculation and the unused semen left in the vas diferens either just drips out (no fun) or dries up inside ( ). While there is a slight noticeable difference in the quality of climax, to me personally, it is not worth it to go through the trouble. Why risk ruining a perfectly good fap sesh.

tl;dr - pointless to pinch it for longer than 2 seconds.

4/12/2012 12:08:36 PM

g.r.o.s.s.

4/12/2012 12:08:37 PM

holy shit, if you tightly pinch a flowing/gushing pipe, you can stop the liquid from flowing out!!!

i do this all the time. have always done it.

Quote :

"that's kinda like, taking the best part and ruining it"

on the contrary, it heightens the sensation. i have learned how to do that from the decades of doing the pinching. would you say that when you ejaculate freely you have 8-10 contractions? usually it is 2-4. but with pinching and stopping the semen from coming out, the contractions increase in number (8-10) AND in intensity. and of course, it is the contractions which are pleasurable. depending on the situation, i get up a few seconds to several minutes later and release the semen in the toilet, which has been sitting in the urethra for that duration.

heightened sensation AND no mess. win win.

Quote :

"Why not You can orgasm without ejaculating"

doesn't seem like she is talking about it, as she talks about releasing it later when near a receptacle.

but if she is, i have done that as well, but is quite difficult.

4/12/2012 12:11:30 PM

^ Yea, she's talking about something different

4/12/2012 12:12:21 PM

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"several minutes later and release the semen in the toilet"

wut

4/12/2012 12:12:42 PM

yeah the prefer my receptacle to be a guts of a female

4/12/2012 12:14:35 PM

a few times i have even dozed off for 15 to 20 minutes with the penis head underside pinched (and semen inside in the urethra) and then gotten up and released it. it is like water in viscosity by then.

4/12/2012 12:14:48 PM

dude tell us more

4/12/2012 12:18:34 PM

so he's got much more satisfying ejaculations standing over a toilet on a cold tile floor after waddling away from his woman with his dick pinched between his fingers

ok

4/12/2012 12:19:36 PM

If you study how things are supposed to work, I guarantee crimping was not designed to be healthy for your junk. However, it was designed to allow for a small amount of crimping just in case you cum while in an awkward position in an abnormally tight vagina.

Side effects include enlarging of your internal pipelines which reduced pressure/range of your cumshot, obstruction of ejaculatory process and unnecessary pressure on your reverse gates leading to your bladder. Cum is designed to flow forward, not backward.

While you don't suffer from the effects now, you can be sure to see effects over the next couple of decades when your body loses its ability to recuperate after shock to the system.

4/12/2012 12:20:22 PM

So....do you like..... Sleep with your daughter with semen oozing from your semi-chub? is that when you pee on her and the bed?

Sick!

4/12/2012 12:21:02 PM

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"ejaculations standing over a toilet on a cold tile floor"

huh? the ejaculation (and pleasure) took place long before that... just wasn't released at the time of ejaculation.

simple reading comprehension.

4/12/2012 12:21:38 PM

hahahahaha

4/12/2012 12:21:43 PM

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"Sleep with your daughter with semen oozing from your semi-chub?"

o my god

4/12/2012 12:24:11 PM

Obviously non of you have been in the field for 40+ days....you dont want that shit on the inside of your sleeping bag for another two weeks

4/12/2012 12:26:17 PM

but its crusty and it just flakes off

i have a spot on my computer chair where my weiner hangs when im done masturbating each morning

everyonce in awhile i have to come home and scratch that spot off

[Edited on April 12, 2012 at 12:28 PM. Reason : d]

4/12/2012 12:27:25 PM

4/12/2012 12:30:12 PM

^eggxactly

4/12/2012 12:31:40 PM

nobody wants to fucking hear about any of this shit!

4/12/2012 12:32:17 PM

dont wanna hear the sermon dont come to church

4/12/2012 12:32:39 PM

^^eqqxactly

4/12/2012 12:33:18 PM

church is lame anyway!!1111

anyway I was talking to OP not you bigtit sunday

4/12/2012 12:33:58 PM

i dont think hearing about slappy handling a penis is such a bad thing

[Edited on April 12, 2012 at 12:34 PM. Reason : e]

4/12/2012 12:34:26 PM