Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
https://nutellaclassactionsettlement.com/
Fill out the Claim Form. You can claim up to 5 jars at $4 a piece ($20.00)
Being sued for advertising that Nutella is nutrious and healthy. 4/16/2012 8:19:20 PM
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dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
WHAT YOU MEAN MY CHOCOLATE COVERED TOAST ISN'T HEALTHY? ![](images/mad.gif) 4/16/2012 8:23:38 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148819 Posts user info edit post |
5 jars at $4 apiece? sweet
by the time everybody gets theres, the price on eBay will be down to $0.01 plus free shipping 4/16/2012 8:24:31 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Wait, you're supposed to put it on toast and not eat it straight out of the jar? 4/16/2012 8:28:25 PM
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dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Only if you're trying to be healthy ![](images/beatup.gif) 4/16/2012 8:29:12 PM
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Strata169 All American 1506 Posts user info edit post |
is bread healthier when is it toasted or just plain? because i don't have time to toast that shit! 4/16/2012 9:19:15 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
But I've never bought nutella in my life
Are you telling me I should defraud this company of the assets it worked so hard to earn? 4/16/2012 9:22:04 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
This shit seems disgusting. 4/16/2012 9:24:19 PM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
i used to put it on this girls nipples that looked about like the size of ritz crackers....
I GOT TO LICK TITTIES AND GET MY MONEY BACK...
FUCK YEAH! 4/16/2012 9:29:58 PM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Sweet, thanks for thread. I had some today 4/16/2012 9:40:40 PM
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The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
toasted bread causes cancer 4/16/2012 9:55:08 PM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
I thought toasting it takes out all the nutrition. I didn't know it also causes cancer. Never eating toast again! 4/16/2012 10:39:28 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
YEAH. FUCK TOAST! 4/17/2012 10:17:16 AM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I had some Nutella & toast this morning
Do I have cancer now? 4/17/2012 10:23:46 AM
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tacolu Suspended 1136 Posts user info edit post |
Nope.
But ya got AIDS.
Enjoy!
This claim was quick and easy. Hope it works. 4/17/2012 11:39:08 AM
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evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
I love Nutella.
Its basically chocolate icing.
What's not to love? 4/17/2012 12:29:12 PM
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robster All American 3545 Posts user info edit post |
sweet ... in for 5 more jars of unhealthy nutella...
Toast two slices of bread. Spread PB on one slice, nutella on the other.
Slice banana pieces and place on each slice ...
Combine for the best Banana sandwich ever! 4/17/2012 1:36:51 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
yall have no shame
Quote : | "Are you telling me I should defraud this company of the assets it worked so hard to earn?" |
4/17/2012 1:39:35 PM
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craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I believe that the case has already been settled and settlement funds have been allocated. Therefore the money is already there to be claimed. So you aren't actually taking it out of their pockets. 4/17/2012 2:08:55 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
the funds have been allocated, but i assume they get to keep any leftovers 4/17/2012 2:11:12 PM
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craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
When there are leftover funds the court decides what to do with it, and they generally don't say oh you guys can keep it. 4/17/2012 2:17:28 PM
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MORR1799 All American 3051 Posts user info edit post |
From what I can tell, you don't have to submit any proof of purchase, receipts, etc. I guess there's nothing holding anyone back that wants to get a free 20 bucks.
Oh yeah, sure, I bought 5 jars. ![](images/smoke.gif) 4/17/2012 2:36:44 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When there are leftover funds the court decides what to do with it, and they generally don't say oh you guys can keep it." |
oh ok
it's still shameful though 4/17/2012 2:38:34 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
Poor people ITT. 4/17/2012 6:30:12 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
Poor people free money ITT
4/17/2012 6:49:03 PM
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The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
OP is really conducting the most epic experiment/graduate research study on human morality I have ever seen. Its all bogus.
[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM. Reason : free $20, no accountability besides guilt. Who would do it? Is humanity good or evil?] 4/18/2012 6:43:43 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
I bought that many jars...no guilt here 4/18/2012 6:46:46 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bought that many jars...no guilt here" |
Exactly. No guilt here. I have 2 jars in my pantry right now. Being pregnant makes me want to eat it straight of of the jar. 4/18/2012 7:29:57 PM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Whoever is talking about getting free nutella and feeling guilty for it has flawed logic. If you think about it, you most likely saw one of the erroneous nutella commercials and believed them that it was healthy. Therefore, based on the ruling, you are entitled to some compensation for their unethical and misleading advertising tactics.
Tl;dr shut the fuck up and get off your high horse.
[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 7:42 PM. Reason : .]
[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 7:43 PM. Reason : phone posting] 4/18/2012 7:40:28 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
LOLOL
Almost 3 years later and I just got my check today
$7.15 3/16/2015 2:03:09 PM
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NCSUALUM Veteran 438 Posts user info edit post |
mine came in today as well . 7 dollars and some change I think 3/16/2015 2:33:02 PM
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Ultraspank All American 626 Posts user info edit post |
Got mine today. 3/16/2015 4:44:01 PM
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fatcatt316 All American 3878 Posts user info edit post |
As much as I love some free money, people believing that Nutella was healthy is retarded. 3/16/2015 7:57:39 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quit apologizing for these corporate bastards. Their advertising clearly alluded that this was a healthy addition to breakfast when it was a mound of sugar with a handful of hazelnuts and a pinch of cocoa. A $3M settlement is chump change to a corporation like this. If it were $3B I'd consider sharing your concern. 3/16/2015 8:49:40 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I noticed it at the time. 3/16/2015 9:11:48 PM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
stealing is stealing, even if you're stealing from a giant corporation that will never notice/miss it
such is my view] 3/16/2015 11:22:32 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
That's not how class action works. It cost Nutella $3M regardless of the number of folks who signed up for the suit. If anything they were stealing from real people who actually deserved to get a cut of the settlement.
But I don't think you get the point of these type of suits. It's not about getting free money or "stealing" from corporations. It's about holding them accountable for their actions. They profited handsomely thanks to their misleading advertising. Stripping them of their ill gotten gains is one of the few means the legal system has to influence them to act in accordance with the law in their future advertisements. And $3M is still chump change for these guys. This is the $6 parking ticket of lawsuits. 3/17/2015 12:47:03 AM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people believing that Nutella was healthy is retarded." |
Agreed.
BTW, fuck Nutella. Go to Italy and you can get some actually healthy gianduja (chocolate hazelnut) spreads. They are made with about 40-45% hazelnuts (Nutella is 13% lololol), either no added fat, or the added fat is healthy, such as olive oil or cocoa butter. They are relatively quite high in protein and fiber (2-3x that of Nutella), and have half the sugar (or less if you opt for the dark chocolate versions!) of Nutella.
[Edited on March 17, 2015 at 1:17 AM. Reason : ] 3/17/2015 1:14:26 AM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Yes, I see. You're not stealing from Nutella Corp; the sum of money they're going to lose is fixed. But the actual purpose of a class action lawsuit suit isn't really relevant to my point. I still maintain that since the terms of the form say "Class Members can receive up to $4 per jar of Nutella that they purchased during the time periods listed above," if you didn't purchase any nutella it's dishonest, and stealing from ppl who did, to register as a claimant. /annoyngselfrighteousass 3/17/2015 11:49:24 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Why the fuck did it take so long? 3/17/2015 11:56:04 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^ It takes forever for class actions to settle. I'm doing grunt work for a large class action right now. We've been doing discovery for over two years and might have another year left. It's ridiculous. 3/17/2015 12:15:53 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I think the Discovery Channel should showcase the highlights of legal discovery. 3/17/2015 8:45:22 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52895 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bought that many jars...no guilt here" |
Umm, the reason for the guilt wouldn't be that you didn't actually buy the jars. 3/17/2015 9:44:23 PM
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Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
I had to see their stupid tv commercials, so my $7.15 check just about covers that pain and suffering. 3/18/2015 8:52:33 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I like $7.15. 3/18/2015 12:40:40 PM
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