"I think Jesus is sweetly raping my anus. I am feeling serenely buttfucked right now"

I laughed. A lot.

4/17/2012 4:07:54 PM

you should make a twitter!

4/17/2012 4:08:51 PM

4/17/2012 4:09:13 PM

that sounds familiar, like a quote from nick swardson or something

but im not googling that at work

4/17/2012 4:14:11 PM

never thought I'd hear sweetly and raping in the same sentence.

Is that game? Here are 2 words make a sentence?

4/17/2012 4:15:58 PM

^^i googled it and came up with nothing.

4/17/2012 4:17:42 PM

4/17/2012 4:18:23 PM

I am pretty sure it was an original. She is a special person my coworker.

4/17/2012 4:18:37 PM

is she everything special to you

4/17/2012 4:19:34 PM

"derp derp im fucking stupid"

Because they're all fucking stupid.

4/17/2012 4:22:35 PM

Hola, me llamo josé.

4/17/2012 4:30:52 PM

"every tenth body on the fire needs to be a woman"

4/17/2012 4:38:59 PM

"My name is Kunta Kente"

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/17/2012 4:51:08 PM

Quote :

"coworkers"

4/17/2012 5:20:17 PM

dear HR,

this bitch cray

lurve,
k8

4/17/2012 6:21:31 PM

My coworkers are German. I have no idea what they say.

4/17/2012 6:22:36 PM

4/17/2012 6:24:46 PM

Coworker: Kate lets get a kitty for the lab. it's free!

Intern: if the kitty is free.... what's to stop people from eating it?



..........lolwut?

7/20/2012 2:05:37 PM

"Is being racist a bad thing?"

this was a totally legit question

2/25/2014 9:14:01 AM

^lol

coworker of mine says "bless her/his heart" before talking about anyone ...

not that interesting, but I laugh

2/25/2014 9:21:04 AM

"Nut to butt, that's the way I like it, because I'm not having fun unless there's a dick in my ass."

2/25/2014 9:24:11 AM

"now I'm not a racist, but I don't eat my meals with the other color" (100% verbatim)

then, following that, from the same person:

"you know, they are really pushing this [black & white thing] nowadays, the TV commercials show 'em [black and white people] riding around in cars together all the time"

2/25/2014 9:32:59 AM

i'm trying to think of where you might work that would hire the type of moron who thinks like that

2/25/2014 9:39:46 AM

I am in NC - so, pick up a rock, throw it, and I'm sure it will land near (or hit) someone who has said something similar to that in the past day or so.

2/25/2014 11:06:10 AM

I lived in NC my whole life until 2 years ago, and I never heard anyone talk like that in a workplace. They usually internalized it until they were back home again.

Not to say they don't exist, but it's somewhat hard to believe someone would be comfortable enough to say that at work in 2014.

2/25/2014 11:10:16 AM

So why does Dr Pepper seem like a sympathetic figure to someone who wants to make these revelations? I tell people the first time that I don't wanna hear shit like that.

2/25/2014 11:15:50 AM

^because I don't really give a fuck?


yeah, I mean, its not an unexpected thing for older, country folk.

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 11:17 AM. Reason : -]

2/25/2014 11:16:53 AM

I work for the Federal Government and I hear stuff like that all the time. of course, I'm in Charleston, but still, it's a lot more common than you might want to believe

2/25/2014 11:20:13 AM

Knowing that people think that kind of bullshit and tolerating them speaking it aloud are two different things. next time they start in on that just be like oh hay brb, I'm off to nuke you a nice steaming mug of stfu

2/25/2014 11:22:47 AM

beh, I've better use of my time than to lecture someone about that topic.... like keep the masses entertained with dumb shit posted on tww.

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 11:25 AM. Reason : -]

2/25/2014 11:25:17 AM

I had a co-worker who constantly would say "Like I said" all the time. Even though it was the first time they said it.

2/25/2014 11:29:55 AM

Quote :

"So why does Dr Pepper seem like a sympathetic figure to someone who wants to make these revelations"

uhhhhh

it didn't sound that way at all... seems to me he's not representing it, only reporting it

2/25/2014 11:41:35 AM

Is it just something racists when they think, "Hey, it's just us white folks. I can relax."

I get a lot of the, "Hey, you're black. What's the deal with [thing black kids have been observed doing]?"

2/25/2014 11:44:49 AM

^^


"It took my time" that's one I was trying to remember. Jesus.

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 11:45 AM. Reason : -]

2/25/2014 11:45:24 AM

"please keep that kind of comments to yourself" isn't a lecture. enjoy your racism in the workplace!

2/25/2014 11:45:40 AM

believe it or not, some people aren't as intolerant of intolerance as some of the tards on this message board.

2/25/2014 11:46:56 AM

...back on topic, c'mon guys.


"Methology" instead of "Methodology"

2/25/2014 11:48:05 AM

hahaha^

boss calls our growth chambers 'gross chambers', and I cannot help but giggle a little

2/25/2014 11:49:11 AM

ahhhh:

"lay" (Lathe)
"kill" (Kiln)
"Compactive" (Capacitive)
"Thermaldynamics" (thermodynamics)

2/25/2014 11:51:33 AM

Quote :

"Refresh your browser 4 times and try again"

[this guy probably gets paid over $100k]

2/25/2014 11:52:05 AM

i prefer talking to my subordinates over my coworkers

2/25/2014 12:03:04 PM

masonary (masonry)

2/25/2014 12:03:21 PM

Quote :

"I get a lot of the, "Hey, you're black. What's the deal with [thing black kids have been observed doing]?""

So while you're black, what's up with some black people not getting out of the left lane when they're holding up traffic?

2/25/2014 12:39:25 PM

After years of being held back in the workplace, they've decided to reciprocate on the highway

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 12:48 PM. Reason : but probably just confirmation bias]

2/25/2014 12:43:37 PM

My coworker says this at least once every single day...usually multiple times per day.

He'll make or receive a phone call. Person on the other end asks him how he's doing. His response :"Oh not bad for a [insert day of the week]". Almost every fucking phone call he says that lame shit.

Edit:maybe that's more of a workplace annoyance. But yeah whatever.

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 1:14 PM. Reason : Jj]

2/25/2014 1:11:16 PM

...it is shit someone says....

WE'RE GOOD

2/25/2014 1:26:52 PM

It's not a what, but a how it's said. My office is adjacent to the real life Jacob Silj.

2/25/2014 2:13:16 PM

"This feed smells like bender's butthole. Robotic assssssss"

2/25/2014 2:44:58 PM

"ACCORDANTLY" (accordingly)

2/25/2014 2:46:50 PM

my boss talked about the long kway (queue) for getting our equipment repaired

This was also the guy who thought Thanksgiving was on the same date every year, yet amazed that it was always a Thursday

2/25/2014 6:43:16 PM