he just didn't want to pee next to you ಠ_ಠ

4/24/2012 7:46:06 PM

Fine by me.

4/24/2012 7:48:40 PM

fuck that

I constantly walk in, see someone, and walk right the fuck back out

4/24/2012 7:49:46 PM

I thought that was the norm when you walk in and the person taking a shit is stinking up the place.

4/24/2012 7:51:19 PM

I usually just fake blow my nose

4/24/2012 7:52:32 PM

nah if someone is stinking up the place you need to shout GODDAMN, WOOOOOOOO then leave hurriedly

4/24/2012 7:59:08 PM

sometimes i actually do go to the bathroom to only wash my hands.

but sometimes i just want to piss alone. nay, always i want to piss alone.

4/24/2012 7:59:27 PM

4/24/2012 8:02:00 PM

When I walk in and someone is using the urinal I use the same urinal.

4/24/2012 8:11:59 PM

do you squeeze in next to them or arc over them or...?

4/24/2012 8:15:15 PM

TIGHT DICK PLAYA

[Edited on April 24, 2012 at 8:18 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2012 8:17:57 PM

this reminds me...

this weekend i sold my stuff at a flea market and there was ONE porta-potty for the vendors. some guy saw me walking to the porta-potty and ran in front of me and i told him if he had to go that bad then he could certainly go ahead of me.

then i go in and the m'fer PISSED ALL OVER THE GODDAMNED WALL

4/24/2012 8:21:17 PM

ahahaha wat

4/24/2012 8:31:14 PM

I had to shit this morning and hit the bathroom right down the hall. It only has two urinals and two stalls and I opened the door, saw feet in one and never even walked in or pretended like I had to blow my nose. Went immediately to the other bathroom at the other end of the building and had a nice quiet shit with nobody even coming in to take a piss.

Fuck dem battleshits.

[Edited on April 24, 2012 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ]

4/24/2012 8:31:55 PM

When they have either a piss trough or no piss mist guards between urinals

4/25/2012 11:04:37 AM

i can't stand peeing next to people in urinals

4/25/2012 11:18:31 AM

4/25/2012 11:26:37 AM

I like to try and piss really loudly by exerting extra piss force into the water, thereby making the person next to me feel inferior with his inadequate decibles of pissage.


Has anyone ever been to a bathroom where there is just a river of water going around the edge and everyone just walks up and pisses on the wall? That can get awkward.

4/25/2012 11:30:22 AM

In those situations I just piss in the sink.

4/25/2012 12:07:46 PM

Quote :

"Has anyone ever been to a bathroom where there is just a river of water going around the edge and everyone just walks up and pisses on the wall? That can get awkward. "

Kenan Stadium

4/25/2012 12:20:02 PM

Yeh, I think they call those bleachers.... odd, I know.

4/25/2012 12:21:21 PM

we have these muslims that work on a different floor
but everyday they come to our floor to wash their hands, feet and what not for prayer.

its really irritating b/c there are three of them and they come to a floor that they dont work on and take up all the sinks.

4/25/2012 12:23:28 PM

gunzz explosed?!?!?!?!

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/11020309/

4/25/2012 12:25:14 PM

Quote :

"When I walk in and someone is using the urinal I use the same urinal."

4/25/2012 12:54:26 PM

http://www.urinalfly.com/

Using psychology to keep men's bathrooms 85% cleaner by giving them a visual target to piss on, thereby eliminating a majority of the spillage.

4/25/2012 1:30:37 PM

i have no problem peeing beside someone.

I will give the common courtesy to leave a blank between if possible, but if not, I will pee right next to you.

seriously, i will do it

4/25/2012 1:33:50 PM

Quote :

"I had to shit this morning and hit the bathroom right down the hall. It only has two urinals and two stalls and I opened the door, saw feet in one and never even walked in or pretended like I had to blow my nose. Went immediately to the other bathroom at the other end of the building and had a nice quiet shit with nobody even coming in to take a piss. Fuck dem battleshits."

Nighthawk, I wonder if we work in the same building. That sounds like every morning for me.

4/25/2012 1:36:38 PM

^^^ I"d rather have:

4/25/2012 4:12:33 PM