If I buy a bunch of meat and say "obtw, could you cut my veggies?" would they do it for free? I have great knives but am just lazy and have no problem pretending i dont know how to cut. It seems like something they would do but I wanted to see if anyone had asked for this before I embarrass myself somewhere other than the internet.

4/28/2012 3:05:54 PM

WTF, veggies ain't that hard to cut.

4/28/2012 3:07:21 PM

is this a serious question?

4/28/2012 3:08:40 PM

o.O

4/28/2012 3:08:51 PM

They sell precut veggies for lazy people in the produce aisle.

4/28/2012 3:10:21 PM

Not only will they cut your veggies. But they'll cook them and feed them to you!

4/28/2012 3:10:49 PM

If I use the bathroom and say "obtw, could you wipe my ass?" would they do it for free? I have great toilet paper but am just lazy and have no problem pretending i dont know how to wipe. It seems like something they would do but I wanted to see if anyone had asked for this before I embarrass myself somewhere other than the internet.

4/28/2012 3:10:50 PM

its not hard but when i get off work i rather just go home and get straight to sizzlin instead of getting out the block and cutting the shit up first. Its very lazy but hey, we are a lazy society why not take it one inch further?

[Edited on April 28, 2012 at 3:11 PM. Reason : for the sake of convenience ]

4/28/2012 3:11:03 PM

You need a girlfriend.

4/28/2012 3:11:40 PM

well, you were right about one thing: you embarassed yourself on the internet

4/28/2012 3:12:13 PM

no thanks, i don't want salmonella on my fucking meat.

4/28/2012 3:19:06 PM

Try 3/4ths foods.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

4/28/2012 3:29:15 PM

^^salmonella doesn't exist at whole foods.

4/28/2012 4:32:18 PM

Just buy more meat so you don't even need veggies.

4/29/2012 7:06:11 PM

what if you were heading to the park to grill and didn't bring your knives? I could play it off that way to save face.

4/29/2012 8:16:23 PM

They sell precut veggies for lazy people in the produce aisle.

4/29/2012 8:20:05 PM

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"If I buy a bunch of meat and say "obtw, could you fuck my girl?" would they do it for free? I have great boner but am just lazy and have no problem pretending i dont know how to fuck. It seems like something they would do but I wanted to see if anyone had asked for this before I embarrass myself somewhere other than the internet."

4/29/2012 8:42:50 PM

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"They sell precut veggies for lazy people in the produce aisle."

Sometimes they even have pre-cut mixes like fajita mix, or stoplight bell pepper blends.

Harris Teeter and Fresh Market have this option too.

[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/29/2012 9:00:35 PM

Can someone tell me the name of the website where I can use google to help someone look something up?

4/29/2012 9:56:05 PM

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=google

4/29/2012 10:00:37 PM

^ i think the internet would explode (or implode? hmm...) if I clicked on that link.

4/29/2012 11:24:51 PM

4/29/2012 11:29:06 PM

Quote :

"O B T W"

4/30/2012 12:12:53 AM