heres to crop dusting this shit out of your co-workers

4/29/2012 3:34:52 AM

Dude, welcome to every day in my world. I eat nothing but salmon/chicken/steak and broccoli or another pound or so of steamed veggies at every meal. I'm healthy as a mofo, but my GI tract be kicking up a stink like whoa.

4/29/2012 3:50:36 AM

Step 1: Procure Plastic Bag
Step 2: Fill Bag with Baby Powder
Step 3: Poke Holes at the Top of Bag
Step 4: Affix Bag to Ass
Step 5: Leave a Trail of Tears

4/29/2012 5:17:31 AM

^i'm confused

4/29/2012 7:15:28 AM

So I may or may not have just sharted. I only have 1 more hour left of work. Do I go check or just wait until I get home?

4/29/2012 2:12:54 PM