Drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

5/1/2012 11:18:46 PM

nah, i'd rather just beat

5/1/2012 11:19:23 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

5/1/2012 11:19:28 PM

fix her computer

5/1/2012 11:20:33 PM

^^You'd sleep?

5/1/2012 11:21:26 PM

it was funny

but not make a new thread funny

5/1/2012 11:29:31 PM

Yeah true

5/1/2012 11:29:52 PM

I didn't really think it was funny.

5/1/2012 11:46:24 PM

AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

5/1/2012 11:53:28 PM

tacolu, you're dumber than a monkey trying to fuck a football

5/1/2012 11:56:17 PM

5/2/2012 12:07:42 AM

...drink her bathwater.

5/2/2012 12:22:06 AM

treat her to dinner at a moderately priced food establishment without expecting more than ephemeral fellatio.

5/2/2012 12:37:20 AM

5/2/2012 1:05:02 AM

I actually though Geoff Peterson was funnier when he had just a few random lines than he is now that he's got a live voice.

[Edited on May 2, 2012 at 2:36 AM. Reason : ]

5/2/2012 2:31:39 AM

5/2/2012 9:12:12 AM

jam on her hot.

5/2/2012 11:03:18 AM