If you are female, 20-25 years old, have a great rack, and a nice ass, you may have to go through additional security measures, TSA announced today.

[Edited on May 7, 2012 at 9:09 PM. Reason : Uncle Sam is watching you, so we're a little bit safer]

5/7/2012 9:06:29 PM

Hilarious

5/7/2012 9:07:35 PM

where do i put in application

5/7/2012 9:07:40 PM

jobs.tsa.gov/apply

5/7/2012 9:07:56 PM

5/7/2012 9:14:01 PM

Don't worry folks, President Obama will keep you safe.

It will only cost you your liberty.

5/7/2012 11:09:33 PM

Yes, President Obama. The President who created the TSA and the Department of Homeland Security.

5/8/2012 12:51:57 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=627138

5/8/2012 12:54:30 AM

Who here believes the underwear bomber was a setup to make us more accepting of TSA? Seems too fishy that we haven't had any al queda attacks in years until Obama says they're almost defeated.

5/8/2012 6:00:09 PM

Yes, President Obama. The President who created the TSA and the Department of Homeland Security.

5/8/2012 6:01:27 PM

If Obama personally did the strip search, I wouldn't mind so much.

Quote :

"Yes, President Obama. The President who created the TSA and the Department of Homeland Security. "

United States Department of Homeland Security
Formed November 25, 2002

Transportation Security Administration
Formed 2002

Barack Obama
44th President of the United States
Assumed office January 20, 2009

Just in case anyone thinks you're serious.

[Edited on May 8, 2012 at 6:29 PM. Reason : d]

5/8/2012 6:27:16 PM

Quote :

"Yes, President Obama. The President who created the TSA and the Department of Homeland Security."

This doesn't change anything even if it were true.

[Edited on May 8, 2012 at 6:30 PM. Reason : ,]

5/8/2012 6:30:27 PM

Sadly, there probably are people who believe Obama created TSA and have bumper stickers on their car like

5/8/2012 6:36:05 PM

^ I know

5/8/2012 6:44:09 PM

On my phone that pic looks like dean smith

5/8/2012 6:49:53 PM

Would-be underwear bomber a double agent

The Associated Press is reporting that the alleged double agent has been removed from Yemen and apparently is safe. This may go a long way toward explaining why authorities said yesterday that the bomber was no longer considered a threat.

It may well be that he was actually working with the CIA all along.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18563_162-57430472/would-be-underwear-bomber-a-double-agent/



Geniusxboy is rigggght again

5/9/2012 12:08:53 PM

He is?

5/9/2012 12:36:02 PM