late night failed parody 2.0

PS- I am calling Quicktrip, Quickrape from now on. Not bc of gas prices but an attractive woman walks in...they look at her like hungry piranhas. Doesn't help that ratio of men to women is 10 to 1.

5/10/2012 1:21:23 AM

This is a problem for all women at all gas stations.

I'll actually be kinda depressed the day I don't get hit on at the gas station...but seriously, I don't think that will ever happen. I think 85-year-old grandmas get it just as bad as the rest of us.

So amend the certain things list for women: death, taxes, and getting propositioned at the gas station...

5/10/2012 1:34:18 AM

WHOOAAaaaaaahWHOOOAAaaaaaWHOOAAaaaaaWHOAZ

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 1:41 AM. Reason : ]

5/10/2012 1:41:31 AM

Seriously, it's bad and being attached makes no difference...

One gas station employee apparently saw me out to dinner with my dude. Next time I went in, he told me had seen us out together and apologized for hitting on me when I had a boyfriend. Then, he promptly continued hitting on me.

Another time, a guy leaned in real close, looked at my car where my man was, and whispered, "Come back tonight...alone."

On the weirdest occasion, when I was checking out with my boyfriend, a guy looked at my man, then looked at me and said, "Well, this is awkward," as if he and I had something going on and it was awkward for my boyfriend to be there.

I'm a smoker so I'm in the gas station all the time.

Thank you, acraw, for making this thread so I could finally share.

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 2:25 AM. Reason : I'm pretty sure that I come off as a prostitute.]

5/10/2012 2:14:06 AM

well then, this thread did not fail after all then.

my weirdest encounter wasn't at a gas station though. I can name 3 places that thinking about it now, i dont know how i was not kidnapped, raped or killed in one of these situations.

One was on a highway. Two was at a supermarket parking lot. Three was on amtrak/chicago layover.

but all im thinking about now is how much i want ambien. maybe i'll return to thread a.m

5/10/2012 2:35:46 AM

The fuck do you two get your gas? The 1950s?

5/10/2012 6:32:45 AM

^lulz

I have never heard anyone EVER complain about this, I think you two ave the crazies

5/10/2012 6:43:55 AM

Ugh. I just stepped into the wrong thread and accidentally read the whole thing

5/10/2012 7:54:09 AM

AHA

Big mistake. Next time I'll preface it with a reminder not to read.

5/10/2012 8:34:13 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure that I come off as a prostitute."

What a coincidence... I'm pretty sure that I cum on a prostitute.

5/10/2012 8:35:09 AM

This was years ago, as a freshman in college. Naïve I was! On the highway, some guy kept trying to get my attention in the left lane. He just kept pointing at my car, signaling for me to pull over. I freaked out because I thought something could be seriously wrong with my car. We pulled over to the side and I got out of my car to meet him. He said, “I thought I saw something fly up from under your hood, could be your timing belt that tore off. Can I check and see?” I hesitated a little but I also thought, well if I don’t have him help me, I won’t be able to drive much longer on this road. So I hesitantly gave him my keys. What ran through my mind was, well I am not going to let him drive away in my car! So I stupidly, got in the passenger’s seat while he started my car. I was really frightened and I think he could see how fearful and nervous I was. I was clutching my bag and looking to see if he were to drive away with me in the car, that the passenger’s door was at least unlocked. The he said, “ normally you’re not supposed to let stranger’s do this…”

As I was walking out of the supermarket, I passed a guy talking on his cell phone glancing at me. We briefly made eye contact for no more than a second as I walked to my car. For some reason I had this weird sense that he turned around and followed me. I never looked back though so I wasn’t sure…just a weird sense from the corner of my eye. I hopped in my car, started my car in reverse. And boom! I was right, the guy was knocking on my window. What could he possibly want? I am positive I don’t know him. So I never rolled my window down to see what he wanted and just continued pulling out of the lot.

5/10/2012 12:30:25 PM

I expect more from acraw

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/10/2012 12:35:24 PM

WELL I DID THE RIGHT THING AT THE SUPERMARKET.

The 3rd story is just weird. He was like Dahmer weird. It's always the quiet, non threatening ones who turn out to be serial killers.

5/10/2012 12:40:36 PM

i like how she left it out there and when no one bit she just told the whole story anyway.

5/10/2012 12:43:18 PM

speaking of gas station rape, stopped at a gas station in Florence, SC at about 2 or 3am one night (driving back to Charlotte), me and a girl...i think she was getting cigarettes or something, dont remember this was 10-12 years ago...i ended up going in with her cause there were some sketchy ass motherfuckers just hangin in the parking lot, eyes looked like they were all cracked out and shit

so no, no rape, but if i hadnt been there, old girl might've been fucked

5/10/2012 2:39:36 PM

till today i thought acraw was a dude.

turns out she is Olivia Munn

5/10/2012 2:46:03 PM

Yep, Olivia Munn.

5/10/2012 2:53:55 PM

Ha. Fermat and Wadhead must be the same person. He said the same thing.

5/10/2012 6:52:15 PM

o hay.

5/10/2012 6:55:03 PM

Thread is bullshit. I took the thread title literally.

5/10/2012 7:26:49 PM

lol @ 0:48

5/10/2012 8:06:43 PM

I have never gotten hit on at a gas station. I'm a high class bitch, so I only get hit on at Starbucks.

5/10/2012 8:08:26 PM

I cannot make any sense of the OP whatsoever

5/10/2012 8:27:14 PM