Playing bachelor for a few weeks. Total culture shock. I'm bored...talk to me.

5/13/2012 9:28:21 PM

Well I slept in..sleep till like 8:45

Then I laid in bed and watched some SNL. And then I watched some Diary of Anne Frank. Then I went to the grocery store to grab something for lunch.
Then I came home and ate it.
Then I watched some Ocean's 12.
I fell asleep during it. So when I woke up I put it back to when I last remembered. Then I fell asleep again. Then I woke back up and watched the rest of the movie.
Then my boyfriend called and I talked to him a little bit.
Then I went to walmart and got my mom a day lilly for mothers day.
Then I went to my parents house and had dinner
Then I came home and I walked down to the Tackle Box with a friend and grabbed a drink.
Then I walked back home...took a poop, and then got in bed and turned on some random show on netflix and got on my computer and here I am now.

5/13/2012 9:33:34 PM

AWESOME!!

I slept in...had a banana for breakfast
Drank some coffee
Went to Walmart and made a haul
Came home...put up stuff and put together a grill
Went to HEB for beer and home depot for air filter
Went to the pool for a couple hours
Came home...grilled chicken and had salad with grilled chicken for dinner

Got stoned...drinking a beer and now I am here

5/13/2012 9:39:20 PM

I was trying to find a picture of you earlier to show Ken your eyes. We were talking about the green eye thread and I was shocked that there wasn't a pic of your eyes in there. Can you put a pic in there, pls?

I woke up and went to church.
Went to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch (I chose it for mother's day. )
Took a nap.
Hung out with Ken and kids.
Ken and Orion are sick now.

5/13/2012 9:42:48 PM

went to Giant for a whole cart full of groceries a little after noon, and of course a hispanic lady in front of me was having trouble with some sort of check/foodstamps stuff, but the cashier was hot, so it made for nice small talk after said hispanic lady had left ... it's always hard to judge the age of grocery store workers

5/13/2012 9:45:05 PM

Woke up and struggled to find my mom's number in my phone because I was so hungover
Decided to pass back out and try it again later...thought that would be the nice thing to do for my mother
Woke up again with a cray cray headache that was only calm when I stayed still
Called my mom anyways and listened to her tell me about all the yummy food she cooked for my daddy to enjoy on Mother's Day (she's crazy like that)
Got mad because I was so hungry and hungover but couldn't fathom making the hour drive to eat that yummy food.
Passed back out with my dog
Got up & ate 2 grape wildlicious pop tarts
Found Coming to America on tv and stretched out on the sofa to watch that
Passed out after his family came to NY to bring him back to Zamunda
Woke up to find out that The Golden Child was on...got excited
Watched part of it and ended up passing out YET AGAIN
Been on the sofa watching Real Housewives & Khloe & Lamar since
Ordered a artisinal pizza from Dominos and it was absolutely fantastic
Still watching some Khloe & Lamar on the sofa

All in all it was rather uneventful

5/13/2012 9:51:10 PM

Woke up at 10:20 for no apparent reason
Internetted for an hour and a half, then collapsed for two more hours
Groggy, I awoke at 1:45 and taught myself some programming for a couple of hours
Called my melange of motherly figures and expressed my gratitude for their keen ability to keep me from injuring myself
Watched "Phineas and Ferb" and "Office Space" and "Simpsons" and "Modern Family" and "Parks and Rec" and "The Office"
And then I posted about it.

5/13/2012 9:54:25 PM

Woke up, passed back out

Woke up again, got up and watched the news

Called Ma Dukes

Girlfriend came in the living room, and we ended up fucking

Showered, got dressed, went to this restaurant in Adams Morgan for brunch

Went home, grabbed the bikes, rode around the National mall. Rented paddle boats and paddled around the tidal basin

Went home. I think we had sex again or something

Went grocery shopping

Watched a movie / made dinner

5/13/2012 9:55:54 PM

Woke up at 6:30. Got to bed at 7. Got home around 3:30. Then I took my mom out to dinner for mother's day and did some shopping. Then I fucked around on the internet and played with my poodle (not a euphemism).

5/13/2012 10:01:15 PM

woke up
showered
went to church
called my mom while walking to my car afterwards and she was calling me at the same time
lol'd with her when we finally got each other on the phone
I told her Happy Mother's Day
She told me her sister (my aunt) just passed away this morning
drove to Pine Knoll Shores to spend the day with her
drove back to Raleigh
talked to a few friends on the way back
still kinda numb

5/13/2012 10:20:29 PM

I totally forgot to say I called and texted people to say Happy Mother's day.

5/13/2012 10:24:07 PM

Wokeup
Passed out
Woke up
Passed out
Woke up and realized I was on my freind's couch
found sportcoat, and put on shoes
drove to gym/work
turned off alarm
showered/changed
drove to get breakfast
ate in office
did reports and worked all afternoon
signed up for last semester of classes
filled out a late graduation form
signed in to other job's network and worked for the 4 hours
got take out
now I'm watching Mad Men

(yes, i'm still in my office)

5/13/2012 10:32:03 PM

friend's couch

5/13/2012 10:34:48 PM

Played soccer
Bought a few groceries
Showed my friend how to change out his BMW valve cover gasket and not pay the dealership $400
Unloaded dishwasher
Called Mom, Aunt, and Aunt to wish them happy mothers day
Watched Game of Thrones
Doing a load of laundry

5/13/2012 10:35:43 PM

I'm waiting to move to my new apartment.

1. Slept til 12
2. went to Ihop with a friend
3. Found a minibike by the dumpster and brought it in to charge
4. watched golf
5. played with mini-bike
6. watched golf
7. friend left, i watched IRobot on tv
8. got some pizza, watched tv
9. got on the computer


[Edited on May 13, 2012 at 10:42 PM. Reason : called my mom too]

5/13/2012 10:40:27 PM

It's too late to edit but my post was supposed to say got to work at 7.

5/13/2012 10:41:31 PM

Woke up at 10:30, stayed in bed until 12
Ate an amazing pesto chicken salad & artichoke sandwich
Called my mom
Took a nap
Ate some macaroni salad, found some trashy tv
Finishing a bottle of wine opened last weekend

5/13/2012 10:55:59 PM

5am - Wake up, shower, eat, vitamins
6am - Leave for one of our client sites
6:30am - OMFG photog needs a mouse and with the sister company's growth all the mice are skittering away to the four corners of the earth.
7am - Wal-Mart opens, charge in, get mouse, continue to site
7:30am - Photog arrives, equipment transfer between train consists. Aided by the lovely train crew.
8:30am - Train placed at depot for boarding. Hop off and walk back to engine house.
8:45am - Get off phone with boyfriend and boss and staff and clients, etc. Discover train crew scratching head while gawking at my trunk.
9am - Leave engine house after crew collaborate and give up trying to fix my trunk. They were very bored. One of them even climbed in with a flashlight and closed it on himself. He is a very big man and this goes to prove I can fit a human body in the trunk easily. I have pictures.
9:15am - Call mom, happy mother's day, how are you doing? Fine, I just cleaned the whole house. Wow, glad she's taking the day off to herself.
11am - Train returns from trip, train crew meet consist for mechanical adjustment.
12pm - Lunch and leave Hyannis for Falmouth - Spohr Gardens.
Unknown - Arrive Falmouth, survey site and determine angles / formals areas / settings / timing. Nap oh yeah.
2:30pm thru 10pm - Wedding photography
11pm - Arrive home, back up 1400 images on external hard drive, edit teaser for bride and groom's friends on Facebook
12am - Snoozoids



[Edited on May 13, 2012 at 11:07 PM. Reason : pic]

5/13/2012 11:01:35 PM

ate at squids and watched the Grey on dvd


listened to some good hip hop and went fishing

[Edited on May 13, 2012 at 11:08 PM. Reason : e]

5/13/2012 11:08:28 PM

I forgot ab Squids. I used to go there all the time w my parents

5/13/2012 11:19:54 PM

dude why are there so many old people?

5/13/2012 11:20:17 PM

i hung out with my wife most of the day

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/13/2012 11:22:31 PM

Woke up to all of the friggin smoke alarms going off in my house. Wife wanted to make muffins for the boys and there was some residual grease on one of the empty slots.

Turned off smoke alarms.

Had a muffin.

Played some Halo.

Snipped a rose for wife. Gave wife MD present.

Showered.

Went to Boston Market.

Went to Costco for some foodstuffs.

Came home.

Played MW3 while wife slept and boys played Halo2.

Made some waffles for din din.

Ate said waffles.

Went to Farm Fresh for some more food.

Came home.

Made oatmeal raisin cookies for my grandfather (he's coming with my folks tomorrow).

Put the kids in bed.

Watched The West Wing with wife.

got on TWW.

fell into a black hole.

5/13/2012 11:23:17 PM

I have no idea!!!

5/13/2012 11:23:43 PM

Woke up on Grandma's sofa bed
Didn't go to church because she didn't feel well
Ate a bowl of strawberries for breakfast (nothing in the house for breakfast because we were supposed to eat brunch at church)
Sat around being really lazy
Ate chicken salad for lunch
Sat around being really lazy
2 hour drive back to Raleigh
Went up stairs, unpacked, and internetted
Friends came over
Went to Mellow Mushroom and had a hawaiian pizza, add avocado
Came home, drank hot tea with tons of lemon and honey
Sat around being really lazy
Came upstairs to go to bed, but I'm coughing so much that I'm internetting again

5/13/2012 11:25:53 PM

Got up at like 11:30.
Showered and got dressed.
Went to Bada for a budget meeting for a project I'm working on.
Got a free burger.
Finished the meeting at around 3:30.
Beat the flash game Hambo 2.
Came home and made potatoes au gratin from scratch. I used a veloute instead of a bechamel cause I was out of milk but it came out alright. I think I'm going to try making a pot pie soon.
Had a dinner of bbq tempeh, squash & zucchini and potatoes au gratin.
Watched Abraham Lincoln VS. Zombies.
Beat the flash game Hambo 1.
Sent some emails.
Looked at some RSS feeds.
About to watch Family Guy.

5/14/2012 1:24:48 AM

I'm also playing bachelor.

Woke up.
Did laundry.
Cleaned around some.
Worked on a programming project I'm playing with.
Called Mom.
Went sailing for a few hours.
Went to grocery store.
Ate dinner.
Watching some TV.
Probably go to bed soon.

5/14/2012 1:32:17 AM

Got up at 11, which is exceptionally early for be because I rarely go to bed before 3.

Listened to a Felt record I hadn't pulled out in a while after reading an article about Felt in the latest Mojo.

Worked from 1-6.

Drove to my parents' house and made dinner for my mom.

Watched the Phoenix/LA game.

Went to my girlfriend's house for an hour or so.

Went to the bar and had a beer so I could say hi to some out of town friends.

I've been at home watching Sports Night since then.

Tomorrow I have two separate band practices, a cookout at my boss' house (walking distance from mine, which rules), and a hockey game to play in.

5/14/2012 3:07:17 AM

thanks for the read guys!

5/14/2012 1:37:22 PM

I woke up, drove to work, got my work for the day done a lot faster than I expected, got Chick-fil-a for lunch, and am now internetting until my meeting at 3 since I can't get anymore work done until I receive the paperwork from other people.

5/14/2012 1:38:44 PM

i woke up to motherfucking water pouring into my apartment from every overhead vent.

remodeling the upstairs unit obviously went very wrong, assholes!

is this splash mountain or my home? I DONT KNOW.

5/14/2012 2:49:55 PM

Whomp whomp.

5/14/2012 2:50:35 PM

I have been working in the rain all day, so I decided to say fuck it and come home.

Had some serious marathon sex Saturday night. Just to sum up, she let me put it in her butt

5/14/2012 2:54:49 PM

that wasn't today

(humblebraggin' up in this thread)

5/14/2012 2:56:18 PM

sorry, I haven't been online all weekend.

5/14/2012 2:59:45 PM

it's ok

i've been off tww for three weeks and find that nothing has happened, changed, or in any way draw me back in.

and yet, here i am.

5/14/2012 3:04:44 PM

TWW is cruel that way.

Even when she has nothing to offer, you can't leave her.

She's like a girlfriend that got fat and doesn't blow you anymore. You know you should just walk away, but you stick around because you "know she will change."

Trust me p'shoes, she won't change

5/14/2012 3:08:39 PM

Congratulations on the wedding. I hope your wife know she got a player for life. And thats no bullshitting.

5/14/2012 3:08:40 PM

Quote :

"and yet, here i am."

here you are

5/14/2012 3:17:27 PM

i'm not ashamed to say it, I want to hear more about dje's marathon sex adventure. was this her first time in the butt? how did it go?

fuck, double post.

5/14/2012 3:18:35 PM

yeah spill it DJE

5/14/2012 3:19:49 PM

lol, definitely not our first time

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 3:51 PM. Reason : nice edit, faggots]

5/14/2012 3:22:12 PM

i havent fucked a girl in the ass in like a decade

5/14/2012 3:26:13 PM

^^lol, wild times.

5/14/2012 3:48:24 PM

5:30am - wake up, fumble and flail, wash and brush and munch and vitamins and smooch and slam
7:30am - arrive Newport RI sales office, commence 5-role job. Meeting. Recommence.
5:00pm - rip away and meet boyfriend down on the boat. Interviewed executive chef for PR. Photography outside at the stern. Then bullshit for half an hour.
7:00pm - dinner at Tito's Cantina
9:49pm - crashhhhhhh

5/14/2012 9:49:27 PM

Oh man. Some of you old people really don't act your age...

Anyway.

I woke up at 9 AM yesterday.
Started my day right with 2 lines of coke. Went and got some Bojangles to go with it. Skipped out on the sweet tea as I'm trying to cut my caffeine back.
Played MW3 for about 3 hours straight. Straight up owned some noobs.
Dropped some acid.
Spoke with Bob Dylan for what seemed like 6 hours. We wrote a song together called Comin to the Times. Its got a bit of a rock melody to it, paired up with his signature story telling lyrics. He sang lead but I had backup.
John Lennon came in around half way through the session and he showed me the Walrus. He complained some about how Yoko Ono was being a bitch and he said that May Pang gave good headriti. He thought it was a bit racist that Yoko would let him have May, but he was straight with it. We covered Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds with Bob Dylan. Epic.
I tried to get Paul McCartney and John back together, but man, they still bicker. Paul was like John is a stuck up twoodler, whatever that means. I don't speak British. John couldn't take Paul's egotism, but overall, we made progress.
I came on TWW and argued with wolfy in the top left hand corner of the screen. That son of a bitch called me a bad poster. I knocked him the fuck out.
Then I went on my other laptop and did some stuff. It got a little fuzzy. I think the Goatse guy and I discussed our inner feelings (and no, not what he's feeling in his inner rear) as we debated what it means to be a man. I ended our discussion by calling him an ass stretching queer.
I then met Jesus. I think he sucked my dick. I found a load on my bed sheets...
I finished my day under the stars as I went on a space exploration. I refocused the hubble telescope.

Man, what a day.

5/14/2012 11:44:54 PM

woke up
ate breakfast
went to work
ate lunch
worked
had workout shake
ran sprints
participated in judo class
lifted
sparred with lifting partner
hit heavy bag
ate moes while planning a kayaking trip
went home
catching up on tv

5/15/2012 3:04:18 AM

Monday went a little like this:

Woke up late as fuck
Forgot I needed gas so I was even more late to work
Thought I was crazy late and only ended up being 10 min late...fuck yeah
Thought about poking my eyes out every other minute I was there
Left at 1:15 to come back to raleigh for my friend's mom's memorial service...sad packie
Grabbed some fries from Wendy's after the funeral...fed my emotions like whoa
Went home changed clothes & took the pup out
Drove to the other side of Raleigh to babysit
Couldn't focus on the kiddies because I was in so much pain
They walked on my back to make me feel better
Went to Kroger and bought some ice cream, sorbet, cheese cubes, & a kit kat bar because I'm stressed & borderline depressed like whoa (NO CLUE WHERE THIS CAME FROM)
Ate said ice cream & popped an oxycontin so I could go to sleep
Was jolted outta bed that that wicked storm
Now I'm about to pass back out

5/15/2012 3:20:01 AM

so far:


showered
walked the dog
currently eating breakfast and playing on tww
next: work
Later: maybe swing home to pick up my dog to get him a free ultrasound
more than likely doubles tournament tonight
dinner
bed

5/15/2012 7:17:44 AM

Went to some arts festival in Plymouth
Nap / snuggle / unmentionables
Fish chowder and fruit smoothies
Missed 20 phone calls

5/27/2012 9:58:32 PM