Name things you are proud of. Are you smart? Do you drive a nice car? Got a hot girlfriend? Gotten a promotion at work lately? Feel free to brag, that's what this thread is for.

5/15/2012 7:34:04 PM

all of the above, and then some

5/15/2012 7:34:40 PM

I'm proud of my large dong

5/15/2012 7:36:17 PM

I'm proud that I've paid for a blowjob but never pussy

5/15/2012 7:39:01 PM

yup

[Edited on May 15, 2012 at 7:39 PM. Reason : damn...talk about timing]

5/15/2012 7:39:12 PM

im proud that i gave diva some whiskey instead of drinking it myself

5/15/2012 7:44:57 PM

I am very proud of my children and their happiness. While I know that some of that happiness is just how they came into this world, I like to think that my husband and I have something to do with it.

5/15/2012 7:46:52 PM

^^I'm proud that he's a really good guy

5/15/2012 7:48:52 PM

5/15/2012 7:56:50 PM

I refused a massive raise to help save my company money.

5/15/2012 7:59:20 PM

i did not order the large fry!

5/15/2012 8:14:46 PM

prediction: freshmonkey waits until this thread gets to page 2 and reveals that she has recently been penetrated.

5/15/2012 8:19:21 PM

freshmonkey is totally a dude.

5/15/2012 8:20:07 PM

oh who am i thinking of?

5/15/2012 8:21:11 PM

crackmonkey

5/15/2012 8:22:11 PM

^^FreshMonkey

5/15/2012 8:23:03 PM

^^ that's it.

i'm not changing my post though.

5/15/2012 8:25:56 PM

Completed grad school with a 4.0 GPA, got a good job that I'm good at, and happily married to a professor no less.

5/15/2012 10:07:50 PM

Where did you get married? I didn't think the union was legal in your or any neighboring state.

5/15/2012 10:14:58 PM

have a perfect baby girl.


non-biased of course.

5/15/2012 10:16:07 PM

I now have my Master's and am graduating with a job

I taught my dog how to flip something off his nose and catch it

5/15/2012 10:17:51 PM

^^^Boston

5/15/2012 10:33:53 PM

Got a huge pay raise with new job.

5/15/2012 11:11:26 PM

I have a dual monitor setup.

5/15/2012 11:12:54 PM

nothing. i'm going to hell

5/16/2012 12:12:52 AM

I am proud of my education/degrees i have made, my current job (Captain select and I fly AH-1W supercobras for the marine corps), and the tons of ridiculous ass ive had in the last 3 years.

5/16/2012 12:25:55 AM

I'm proud I was a firefighter, realized a dream and got to help people, I'm proud of the good I've done, and how sometimes it overshadows the bad. I'm proud that I have friends today who except me for who I am and can call on me for anything.

5/16/2012 1:47:33 AM

I broke my personal record of damaged property when the Caps were eliminated for the fifth year in a row. Also, my last two girlfriends were rather gorgeous. And my writing seems to be taking off.

Go me.

5/16/2012 3:24:39 AM

THANKS Jimmy

5/16/2012 7:33:44 AM

I gave my old pokemon collection to my little cousin. He is 15. He sold it for $3500 and he bought jeep wrangler that he is fixing up with the money.

5/16/2012 8:59:30 AM

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

5/16/2012 9:04:53 AM

My family and new job.

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ]

5/16/2012 9:09:18 AM

Proud of my son

I did really well at work last week when we had a mock audit that audited everything that I am responsible for. Was highly visible to management

5/16/2012 9:20:51 AM

my girlfriend
my family
myself


the regular stuff.

5/16/2012 9:28:18 AM

Quote :

"I refused a massive raise to help save my company money."

I think your priorities are off. You could have used that money for something better than helping your company save money.

Quote :

"THANKS Jimmy"

Uh oh were you >= 3 girlfriends ago? I'm guessing 3 from your comment.

5/16/2012 9:31:09 AM

Right now, I'm proud of my boyfriend for being smart and dedicated. I'm proud of myself for losing 10 pounds and staying motivated.

5/16/2012 9:32:35 AM

Like investing in my future? See the circle there?

Yeah he's calling me ugly I think. I may be wrong though. Depends on how many girlfriend's he's had. Which I shouldn't be worried about. But he knows I'm sensitive about being ugly so he better watch it because I STILL HAVE HIS BLANKIE.

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 6:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2012 6:46:34 PM

5/16/2012 6:51:47 PM

Quote :

"Spontaneous Keep it classy, D 27055 Posts user info edit post I broke my personal record of damaged property when the Caps were eliminated for the fifth year in a row. Also, my last two girlfriends were rather gorgeous. And my writing seems to be taking off. Go me. 5/16/2012 3:24:39 AM cddweller All American 20658 Posts user info edit post THANKS Jimmy "

OH SNAP! So much for keeping it classy.

5/16/2012 7:30:35 PM

Quote :

"Like investing in my future? See the circle there? Yeah he's calling me ugly I think. I may be wrong though. Depends on how many girlfriend's he's had. Which I shouldn't be worried about. But he knows I'm sensitive about being ugly so he better watch it because I STILL HAVE HIS BLANKIE."

I wasn't calling you ugly. Can I get my blankie back? And my night light? And Pussy Flufferkins?

5/16/2012 7:35:36 PM

Um yes you were and no

5/17/2012 8:25:05 AM

I am really good at my job. I have surrounded myself with good people.

5/24/2012 9:09:47 PM

I will be debt free before I am 30

5/24/2012 9:15:54 PM

^ Nice!

5/24/2012 9:16:29 PM

drama!

5/24/2012 9:18:16 PM

I'm a pretty good cook and bowler

5/24/2012 9:57:36 PM

I am fucking funny and can build cool shit.

5/24/2012 10:04:13 PM

^^ I read that as 'I am a really good cock blower' at first glance


dammit

5/24/2012 10:05:10 PM

NC State

5/24/2012 10:08:30 PM

I spent an hour and a half at the gym letting a trainer kick my tubby behind and can't wait to do it again!

5/24/2012 10:09:47 PM