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BettrOffDead
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8/21/2012 8:37:11 PM

AndyMac
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Plz2justify life without parole for loaning your car to someone, even if you knew it would be used for a crime.

8/21/2012 8:40:56 PM

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Oh, I have no justification, and I don't agree with the premise of felony murder as murder in the first degree. I'm just explaining the legality to you and how it functions in our society.

However, the law would say if you intended the burglary, you vicariously intended every foreseeable consequence.

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2012 8:41:52 PM

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i don't think anyone is under the impression that a florida judge is blatantly breaking the law...

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 8:43 PM. Reason : i know you go to law school and shit, and that's neat, but let's keep it relevant]

8/21/2012 8:42:44 PM

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What have I said that is not relevant? AndyMac asked how it's not been overturned by the Supreme Court, and I am explaining the idea behind it...

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 8:47 PM. Reason : v - if you say so. Also, I don't go to law school.]

8/21/2012 8:44:17 PM

simonn
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i feel like my post was pretty clear. there were only two sentences. you seem to have read one of them.

8/21/2012 8:46:19 PM

simonn
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"Also, I don't go to law school."

oh my god sincerest apologies, went to law school.

8/21/2012 11:17:21 PM

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"http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/justice/florida-rape-case/index.html?hpt=us_t5"


amirite

[Edited on July 12, 2013 at 10:20 PM. Reason : because this thread already exists]

7/12/2013 10:16:33 PM

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/21/norbert-chabannes-one-legged-naked-dies_n_3790008.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

8/22/2013 12:19:12 AM

Fermat
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gah. stop posting shit from the huffington fucking post. it's the florida of the internet

8/22/2013 1:30:06 AM

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http://touch.sun-sentinel.com/#story/fl-dunkin-donuts-assault-lauderhill-20130821/

Those concealed carry people and their superior decision making and whatnot

8/22/2013 8:27:48 AM

0EPII1
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Old, but gold
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/11/26/3-facing-prison-time-in-1m-toilet-paper-scam/

And this
http://www.wbtv.com/story/22158287/florida-honor-student-arrested-expelled-for-science-project

9/1/2013 9:28:51 PM

jaZon
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^^^^

a police affidavit said.

the police report said.

police said.

the police document said.

the document said.

the affidavit said.

the report said.

7 back to back sentences like this. LOL

^ That last one is They didn't even say what the supposed breach of conduct was.

[Edited on September 1, 2013 at 10:13 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2013 10:03:03 PM

0EPII1
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^ I thought it said something about using explosives, no?


Anyway, what is it about Florida that makes it the world capital of weird news? Is it the residents? The climate? The tourism industry? The politicians? It is all that and much more.

A Tampa Bay Times reporter explores and explains in detail.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/from-the-hunger-games-summer-camp-to-the-palm-beach-toilet-paper-scam-why-is-florida-the-world-capital-of-weird-news-8788637.html

A must read!

9/2/2013 9:17:55 PM

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http://news.yahoo.com/herpes-infected-monkeys-invade-florida-153637867.html

9/15/2013 5:23:56 PM

0EPII1
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Worst thing I have read in a long time.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-marine-found-guilty-child-sex-charges-article-1.1456800

Just when you think it couldn't get worse, it keeps on getting more and more horrific till the end of the article.

What's even more despicable than the pedophile men is the women who let men they like abuse their (the woman's) children to keep the man. They are far worse than the pedophiles and deserve nothing less than death in the most horrific manner. I would settle for the death penalty.

It is unbelievable how a mother could bring her months old infant or small toddler to a man and let him rape her child just so she can keep him. A bullet between the eyes is what they deserve.

9/16/2013 4:11:54 AM

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Two Shot, One Killed For Texting During A Screening Of ‘Lone Survivor’ In Florida


Sheriff Chris Nocco says the male victim was on his phone and texting before the movie began, which allegedly aggravated the couple behind him. An argument between the couples broke out, and the male suspect took out a gun and shot the couple sitting in front of him.

Both victims were transported to a Tampa Bay area hospital, where the man was pronounced dead. The woman reportedly has non-life threatening injuries.

The shooting happened around 1:30 p.m. at the Cobb CineBistro at Grove 16 complex on Wesley Grove Blvd.

A good Samaritan inside the theater was able to detain the suspect until deputies arrived. The theater was evacuated without incident."

1/13/2014 4:43:14 PM

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"before the movie began"

1/13/2014 4:53:44 PM

0EPII1
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http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/10/3863444/beach-shuts-strip-club-over-13.html

13 yo girl forced to dance at Miami strip club

Terrible

1/20/2014 9:44:37 PM

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pics or it didn't happen

1/20/2014 9:49:37 PM

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1/20/2014 9:54:50 PM

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Florida House candidate Joshua Black calls for hanging of President Obama.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/florida-house-candidate-joshua-black-calls-for-hanging-of-president-obama/2161944

1/21/2014 9:39:30 AM

0EPII1
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Is that even legal to say?

1/21/2014 10:46:28 AM

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http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Florida-Keys-Man-Arrested-for-Firing-Flare-Gun-at-Neighbor-in-Boat-Dispute-241144491.html

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"Soto, who appeared to be intoxicated, said if he had more flares he would have fired more times and told the deputy he "is not afraid to kill," the sheriff's office said."


1/21/2014 10:56:06 AM

Klatypus
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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/student-kicked-out-of-school-for-performing-in-porn/-/1637132/24027014/-/8vuaed/-/index.html


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"A Florida Teen Has Been Kicked Out Of School For Doing Gay Porn To Support His Struggling Family
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oh, ok

1/21/2014 1:22:10 PM

0EPII1
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-in-florida-charged-with-having-sex-with-dog-9044214.html

1/21/2014 8:37:57 PM

BJCaudill21
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^^ I feel like that should go in the pussification of America thread

1/21/2014 9:25:52 PM

ncsuapex
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When has Florida ever kept it classy? #imeanreally

1/21/2014 9:33:40 PM

Scuba Steve
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

1/21/2014 9:44:44 PM

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http://bgr.com/2014/08/13/worlds-stupidest-criminals-siri/?utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=dailyheadlines

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"Siri is a lot of things to a lot of people, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen it as a potential accomplice to murder before. 9to5Mac has a nice roundup of news surrounding the trial of a Florida man whom prosecutors are alleging murdered his roommate and then asked Siri for some advice on how to dump the corpse.

In court on Tuesday, prosecutors presented some fresh new evidence in the trial surrounding the alleged 2012 murder of University of Florida student Christian Aguilar by his roommate Pedro Bravo. As part of their case, prosecutors revealed that Bravo turned on Siri and told the personal assistant that “I need to hide my roommate.”

As has been shown in earlier easter eggs, Siri then came back with the following response: “What kind of place are you looking for? Swamps. Reservoirs. Metal foundries. Dumps.”

9to5Mac says that Apple has seemingly removed this response and now when you ask Siri for help hiding a body, the digital assistant only responds by saying, “What, again?” It seems that Apple engineers had put the original “advice” in as a joke because they figured, hey, no one would really be stupid enough to ask Siri for advice on where to dump someone’s corpse. Sadly, it appears they were mistaken."

8/13/2014 11:25:39 AM

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http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/Florida-Man-Masturbated-With-Stuffed-Animal-in-Walmart-Cops-279278812.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CTBrand

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"A Florida man is facing indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges after police say he masturbated using a stuffed animal inside a Walmart.

Employees told officers they saw Johnson grab a stuffed toy horse and go to the bedding department, where he committed the lewd act, police said.

He then put the toy back on a shelf, contaminating other items that couldn't be sold, police said. The entire incident was caught on the store's camera system.

Johnson fled the store but was caught nearby."

10/15/2014 12:09:13 PM

0EPII1
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Entertainment for hours

http://m.mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year

Post the one you think is the most bizarre after reading just the headlines

12/31/2014 5:14:38 PM

stategrad100
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#40 was about delivering that welfare check undoubtedly

Not only are you on welfare and my tax dollars are feeding your babies, now you are punching the mailman when he has no more obamacares for you.





Ocala Star Banner: "The mailman told Officer Kyle Drawdy that Smith approached the driver's side of his truck. The postal carrier said he tried explaining to Smith that the reason he did not receive any mail was because there was none for him. The mailman said Smith got angry and struck him with an open fist at least three times on the right arm. Smith, he said, then walked away from the vehicle, picked up a broken chair or stool and threw it at the mail truck."

12/31/2014 5:44:37 PM

wolfpack2105
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not enough time to get a job....plenty of time to attack mail men and cut gaps in your eyebrows.

1/1/2015 2:08:02 AM

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It may be three years too late, but I just wanted to share that Beethoven is an idiot and Felony Murder conviction has nothing to do with the foreseeability/intent analysis, as its application is restricted to a causation analysis in virtually every jurisdiction. He blended 1st deg murder / FM together in a way that is mind boggling (likely due to reading wikipedia).

I completely believe him when he said that he does "not go to law school."

The doctrine is premised upon the lack of intent. He correctly stated that "premeditation" is not required (as would be required for a 1st deg murder conviction), and he is on the right track, but the legal theory is based on imputing intent to the co-felon even if there was no foreseeability or intent to either kill another human or that another human would be killed.

Beethoven said

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"Murder is a foreseeable consequence of burglary."


When the actual rule is that the court will examine whether the actions of the co-felon both proximately and actually caused the death of another. The foreseeability analysis is taking it a step too far as the common law analysis examined whether the felony committed was (1) inherently dangerous to human life and (2) whether the co-felon proximately and actually caused the death

Courts never reach a foreseeability analysis because the Felony-Murder rule is dispositive as to whether or not it was foreseeable that death would occur. The offense is restricted as to whether or not someone committed a felony and then died as a result, not if it was foreseeable, otherwise there would be no rule.

[Edited on January 1, 2015 at 3:26 PM. Reason : ]

1/1/2015 3:11:11 PM

Kurtis636
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" struck him with an open fist "


What?

1/1/2015 5:52:41 PM

NCSUam0s
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http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/287731041.html

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"Two sisters — one 15 and one 11 — were arrested in Florida and charged with murdering their 16-year-old brother, authorities said Tuesday. One teen, 15, was arrested and charged Monday after she fatally shot her brother with a handgun she grabbed from her parents' bedroom, the Columbia County Sheriff's Office said. Her sister allegedly "assisted" in the killing and was arrested Tuesday afternoon, the sheriff's office said. Their parents have also been arrested and charged with child neglect, according to a statement from the sheriff's office."


[Edited on January 7, 2015 at 3:13 PM. Reason : Also, http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/07/justice/florida-fratricide/index.html]

1/7/2015 3:06:39 PM

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7/6/2015 5:05:52 PM

Kurtis636
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Couldn't tell if that was a punch or just a really solid open handed smack. Need the frame by frame breakdown. What a total dipshit either way.

Also, what was her damn problem? Dude didn't really seem to do anything that warranted getting screamed at, threatened, and punched.

[Edited on July 6, 2015 at 7:19 PM. Reason : asdfsd]

7/6/2015 7:15:14 PM

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Women need to learn you can't hit people and expect them not to hit you back just because you have a vagina. I'll be glad when the court system catches up and starts charging both parties in situations like this.

If a woman did that to me, I'd of done the same thing. I bet she will never punch another man in the face.

7/6/2015 7:36:57 PM

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7/6/2015 9:45:29 PM

0EPII1
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DON'T READ

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3243868/Florida-man-ripped-girlfriend-s-intestines-shoved-hair-iron-inside-body-screamed-ex-husband-sex.html

VERY GRAPHIC



Easily the worst thing I have read in the past couple of weeks.

How could a human do that???

I wonder how much pain she went through

9/22/2015 6:53:16 AM

Dentaldamn
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^ that's insane.

Also that bar looks awful. Everyone is a loser in that situation.

9/22/2015 7:14:50 AM

JP
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LOL, why is this state so loony?

9/22/2015 9:35:23 AM

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" Dude didn't really seem to do anything that warranted getting screamed at, threatened, and punched."


He laid hands on her first from what I can see from that video.

9/22/2015 11:11:56 AM

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she's trying to push his arm off the bar with her leg before she turns around and confronts him.

9/22/2015 12:59:25 PM

HUR
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Seriously what the fuck goes on in ones head when people "in-the-moment" do shit like this. Obviously he's not completely psycho-nuerotic as he is attached enough to reality to realize that he fucked up thus calling police and was found weeping over the body. Still though what sort of short-circuit occurs in ones brains that in the moment that this seemed like a good idea and that there wouldn't be life altering consequences for something so petty.

9/22/2015 1:11:45 PM

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she pushes him with her leg, tries to body check him out of the way, says something that I assume is not friendly, turns around and pushes him away with a forearm then raises her other arm and makes a fist in a threatening way, he grabs her right fist, then she kicks and punches him

9/22/2015 1:12:55 PM

0EPII1
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Don't try to get free puppies off of Facebook, you might end up getting shot to death in front of your little kids and wife.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4597004/Dad-shot-dead-answering-Facebook-ad-offering-dog.html

[Edited on June 13, 2017 at 5:44 AM. Reason : ]

6/13/2017 5:42:27 AM

0EPII1
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"Police: Video shows teens watching, laughing as man drowns

AP | Published — Friday 21 July 2017

COCOA, Florida: Authorities in Florida say a group of teens watched and laughed as a man drowned in a retention pond last week.

Jamel Dunn drowned in a retention pond in the city of Cocoa on July 12. Cocoa police say they later discovered a group of teens recorded the 31-year-old’s drowning on video. The video was released by the state attorney’s office Thursday and audio was published by Florida Today. The teens can be heard laughing at Dunn, telling him he’s going die and they weren’t going to help him.

Police identified and interviewed the five teens involved. Cocoa Police Chief Mike Cataloupe calls their actions “utterly inhumane and cruel,” but says criminal charges won’t be filed because state law doesn’t require people give or call for help when someone’s in distress."


Question: If you saw one of those teens drowning, would you help them?

I would, and then I would hope the guilt of not saving the guy they didn't save will consume them for the rest of their lives, or ideally, that it would spur them to devote their lives to helping others.

7/21/2017 5:35:10 PM

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