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"A Texas woman repeatedly stabbed her fiancé after receiving only a card and flowers from Walmart for Mother's Day, investigators say. Paige Parkerson, 20, is charged with first-degree felony murder in the death of Clifton "JR" Barkin, the 22-year-old father of her two children, according to the Daily Mail. Barkin's mother, Evetta Wright, received a call from Parkerson early Monday morning informing her that Barkin was dead. "Paige told me that she killed JR," Wright told the Beaumont Enterprise. "That he was dead." Wright last saw her son at 11:30 p.m. the previous night, when she dropped him off at the home he shared with Parkerson, according to the Enterprise. Just before that, Wright had driven Clifton to Walmart so he could purchase flowers and a Mother's Day card for Parkerson. Wright believes that her son's fiancée attacked him because she expected a more lavish gift. Parkerson, whose Facebook page lists her favorite quotation as, "if looks could kill i would be da murder of all my haters," was arrested shortly after her phone call to the victim's mother, the Houston Chronicle reported. She is currently being held at Jefferson County Jail on $75,000 bond. The couple's children are now staying with relatives."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/paige-parkerson-clifton-jr-barkin-murder-cheap-mothers-day-gift_n_1521040.html

This seems like a perfectly acceptable response to a disappointing gift.

5/17/2012 1:28:25 PM

[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 1:29 PM. Reason : WHO STABBED JR?]

5/17/2012 1:29:15 PM

nice edit comment

5/17/2012 1:32:44 PM

Must have been carnations

5/17/2012 1:33:28 PM

da murderer of all my haters

5/17/2012 1:34:24 PM

5/17/2012 1:36:11 PM

what the story doesnt tell you is directly before the stabbing he had treated her to a "kfc famous bowl."

obviously, "homey dont play dat."

5/17/2012 1:36:45 PM

whoa...seriously? Insane story is insane if this is true.

5/17/2012 1:43:08 PM

dropdeadkate exposed!?!?!

5/17/2012 1:46:02 PM

i smell a new segment on springer

5/17/2012 1:46:28 PM

haha jefferson county

5/17/2012 1:46:55 PM

I was kind of surprised it didn't happen in Florida lol.

5/17/2012 1:47:25 PM

Today we all da murder of our haters.

She wasn't his mother anyway.

5/17/2012 1:51:23 PM

I'm amazed that a 20-year old mother of two would make a bad decision like this.

Wow. Her facebook is amazing:

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"Dese bills aint no b*#ch mayne salute 2 all da independent women out dere making dat money n tryna provide 4 ya house hold wit out da chid support tanf n laying on ya back just 2 get da rent paid n da bills paid ! Lol"

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"Just leavin da fair had a blast wit my fam aka my n laws great weekend church n da morning shower 4 me n a bath 4 my baby so gn fb im tired rip 2 my granny josephine da funeral was great."

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"Change of plans going get my son from woodville cuz his daddy want 2 take us 2 da fair 2morrow cant wait 2 c my lil man mama miss her baby needed dat break dow i aint lian lol"

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"Thinkin bout my job n wat i want 2 do 2nite go out 2 eat wit bae have i nit cap wit him r chill wit my n laws hmmmmmm....... We shall see lol"

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"Thinkin bout how much fun i had @ mother n law house last nite n dis morning my ily n laws #gottaloveem read 4 bae 2 put me 2 sleep so gn fb redi 2 catch myzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs mayne"

From JR's:

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"U dnt look like a tree to me so y u actin shady homie plz disrespect me all I nd iz a reason whoop everybody azz up n diz fukn club an den im leavin haha"

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"Im out an I'm still on my grind pussy niggas dey know who I'm tlkn bout, my heata gon but 380 on da market fuk wit me if u wnt tu haha get (burnt )"

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"Chillen at da hospital my girl tryna get dis script 4me"

5/17/2012 2:07:12 PM

ethnic shenanigans

5/17/2012 2:15:58 PM

^^jcg15 exposed?

5/17/2012 2:22:01 PM

^^^Can someone translate that shit?

5/17/2012 2:32:56 PM

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"i aint lian"

LOLZ thats my favorite part

5/17/2012 2:39:18 PM

lol at him posting about prescription fraud on his Facebook.

5/17/2012 2:41:30 PM

I tried to read those posts and I was like

5/17/2012 3:00:18 PM

lol @ newf

5/17/2012 3:06:11 PM

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"plz disrespect me all I nd iz a reason whoop everybody azz up n diz fukn club an den im leavin haha"

DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT THAT WAY FOR YA, DID IT CUZ?

5/17/2012 3:19:02 PM

oh he left all right

5/17/2012 3:24:07 PM

more like:

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"Im out "

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"Chillen at da hospital morgue my girl tryna get dis script 4me don' kilt me"

5/17/2012 3:26:31 PM

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"^^^Can someone translate that shit?"

hold on i speak jive....

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""Dese bills aint no b*#ch mayne salute 2 all da independent women out dere making dat money n tryna provide 4 ya house hold wit out da chid support tanf n laying on ya back just 2 get da rent paid n da bills paid ! Lol""

translation...."BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

THAT'S ALL ANY WOMAN SAYS

SAME FOR THE REST OF THAT JIBBERSIH EBONICS SHIT!!

[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ...]

5/17/2012 3:40:56 PM

I thought crystal mangum was in jail

5/17/2012 3:42:06 PM

Damn wtf

Perfect gift for her would have been some literacy classes and a time machine.

Hope the kids are raised to become human beings, and that she goes away for life.

5/17/2012 4:02:49 PM

I don't even understand how your grammar and spelling can be that fucked up

5/17/2012 4:08:11 PM

i mean this is why bitches need to be slapped more often, honestly.

theyve been reared to expect men to trick for them at every turn. This dude probably spent his time and money on his real mother that actually means somethin to him, this psychotic bitch was probably nothin more than some jump off that he knocked up

if you slap em more regularly they aint gonna expect flowers to say the least

another way to say it is "under promise, over deliver"

[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 4:09 PM. Reason : s]

5/17/2012 4:08:46 PM

and maybe if these punks werent so worried about this gun or that gun they could actually stop a knife attack by some chickenhead that weighs 90 pounds

5/17/2012 4:11:48 PM

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"About Paige Carmel complexion 5/5 aint neva scared 2 say wats on my mind r do wat i say ima do texas raised beaumont bound fly dan a bitch n my plan n life is 2 get rich if u on my level dan u deserve my time but remember i get retarted if u fuck wit mine dis da end of my bio bottom line!!!"

5/17/2012 4:40:33 PM

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"Dese bills aint no b*#ch mayne salute 2 all da independent women out dere making dat money n tryna provide 4 ya house hold wit out da chid support tanf n laying on ya back just 2 get da rent paid n da bills paid ! Lol"

I'm not having any problem paying these bills. It is awesome for all of us independent women working hard to make money for our children despite lacking child support. Thank you so much to President Clinton (the first black president) for signing the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, and for also inspiring me to sleep for money.

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"Just leavin da fair had a blast wit my fam aka my n laws great weekend church n da morning shower 4 me n a bath 4 my baby so gn fb im tired rip 2 my granny josephine da funeral was great."

I really enjoyed my time at the Fair and church with my in-laws. It feels good to have a shower and give my baby a bath. I'm tired now so I'll say good night to everyone and, oh, I almost forgot my grandmother died.

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"Change of plans going get my son from woodville cuz his daddy want 2 take us 2 da fair 2morrow cant wait 2 c my lil man mama miss her baby needed dat break dow i aint lian lol"

My son's father will be picking us up to take us to the fair tomorrow. I really appreciate him taking his son so I could get a much-needed break. It's true.

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"Thinkin bout my job n wat i want 2 do 2nite go out 2 eat wit bae have i nit cap wit him r chill wit my n laws hmmmmmm....... We shall see lol"

My job is on my mind right now, as well as my plans for this evening. I will probably go out with Bae, have a night cap with him and spend some time with my in-laws. I think.

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"Thinkin bout how much fun i had @ mother n law house last nite n dis morning my ily n laws #gottaloveem read 4 bae 2 put me 2 sleep so gn fb redi 2 catch myzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs mayne"

I really enjoyed my time with my in-laws last night. And I'm tired.


From JR's:

Quote :

"U dnt look like a tree to me so y u actin shady homie plz disrespect me all I nd iz a reason whoop everybody azz up n diz fukn club an den im leavin haha"

I am having a problem with a guy who is trying to dress like a tree. I think he is a trouble maker. I hope he doesn't disrespect me because I don't think I would have a hard time to teach him some manners. Then I would leave.

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"Im out an I'm still on my grind pussy niggas dey know who I'm tlkn bout, my heata gon but 380 on da market fuk wit me if u wnt tu haha get (burnt )"

unintelligible

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"Chillen at da hospital my girl tryna get dis script 4me"

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Ouch, my stomach hurts and is bleeding. I was very busy today at work, so I stopped off really quickly at Walmart to buy some flowers and a card for my fiancé. When I went to her house to give them to her, she was NOT pleased. She grabbed the knife and started screaming at me! "Why don't you give me something better, my darling love?" She was yelling that while she was moving the knife up and down into my bowels. Now I'm at the hospital hoping this lovely nurse will help me not die.

5/17/2012 4:56:55 PM

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"Paige told me that she killed JR"

Well that's one great mystery of the 1980's resolved

5/17/2012 5:16:36 PM

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" I am having a problem with a guy who is trying to dress like a tree. I think he is a trouble maker."

5/17/2012 5:26:05 PM

5/17/2012 5:27:40 PM

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"Im out an I'm still on my grind pussy niggas dey know who I'm tlkn bout, my heata gon but 380 on da market fuk wit me if u wnt tu haha get (burnt )"

I am leaving. I have to go back to work. I came across some bullies tonight, they know who I am referring. I have misplaced my firearm, thank goodness I can obtain a replacement on the black market. If the bother me again, I will come back and shoot them... after payday.

[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 5:39 PM. Reason : s]

5/17/2012 5:38:50 PM

Ahahahahaha kdogg

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"I don't even understand how your grammar and spelling can be that fucked up "

I DON'T KNOW BUT IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

5/17/2012 6:00:18 PM

5/17/2012 6:02:47 PM

kdogg++

5/17/2012 6:16:10 PM

kdogg(c)

5/17/2012 6:18:48 PM

kdogg(c)++

5/17/2012 6:19:35 PM

saddest thing about this story is the stupid motherfuckers procreated

5/17/2012 9:15:06 PM

5/17/2012 9:19:40 PM

http://pancocojams.blogspot.com/2012/03/puttin-on-black-online-black-talk-code.html

5/17/2012 9:33:24 PM

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"and, oh, I almost forgot my grandmother died."

haha

5/17/2012 9:46:56 PM

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"BLACK FACEBOOK SPEAK"

5/18/2012 10:55:49 AM

do you have to manually "correct" autocorrect in order to type like that

5/18/2012 11:08:54 AM

Maybe there's a keyboard app for typing like an idiot.

5/18/2012 11:09:47 AM

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"do you have to manually "correct" autocorrect in order to type like that"

no you just have to be a complete fucking idiot

5/18/2012 11:18:45 AM

set em up

5/18/2012 11:26:06 AM