http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1497254033/atheist-shoes

$59,132
PLEDGED OF $30,000 GOAL

lol

5/18/2012 1:21:13 PM

The joke is on them, see literally translated that says "I'm a jelly doughnut"

5/18/2012 1:23:12 PM

I would buy them if it said "Gott ist tot"

5/18/2012 1:36:07 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

5/18/2012 2:01:44 PM

^lolz. See, if you had those shoes then it would have "Ich Bin Atheist" imprinted in the sand.

5/18/2012 2:30:37 PM

was soll ich davon halten?

5/18/2012 2:51:32 PM

5/18/2012 3:03:21 PM

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity

5/18/2012 3:08:47 PM

lol

5/18/2012 3:33:57 PM

^^ double lol

5/18/2012 10:21:55 PM

^^^ OMFGTEHLOLOLOLOL

5/18/2012 10:47:41 PM

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2035505090/the-khans-7-inch-45rpm-mongolian-beef-record?ref=recently_launched

5/18/2012 11:00:43 PM

they obvs. need a women's version

the feminine of "Atheist" is "Atheistin": https://secure.wikimedia.org/wiktionary/en/wiki/Atheistin

5/18/2012 11:15:37 PM

no one cares

5/18/2012 11:19:07 PM

For closet/coward atheists?

5/18/2012 11:39:00 PM

^for female atheists

5/19/2012 12:04:45 AM

Yeah, I was thinking that the phrase would at least be on top of the shoe, somewhere visible

[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 12:09 AM. Reason : lol wrohg thead]

5/19/2012 12:09:14 AM

I'm sure he was trying to think of some kind of cross-like device to wear around his neck, but nothing inspired him, so he went with the shoes.

because everybody looks at the bottom of your shoes

HEY!!! I bet he could sell a TON of those to Arabs! They love throwing shoes at people. Then, if they hit them hard enough, BAM! "Atheist" imprinted right on their forehead. Then, BAM! no more head on which to have a forehead!

5/19/2012 12:18:36 AM

The kitten in the video has me lol'ing

5/19/2012 1:28:37 AM

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"^for female atheists"

my post was painfully obviously directed at the original post.

anyway, shouldn't you be worried about transgender atheists? so what is the transgender form of "atheist"? and what about cisgender?

5/19/2012 6:52:52 AM

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"so what is the transgender form of "atheist""

a-penist

5/19/2012 8:23:33 AM

5/19/2012 9:03:16 AM

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"my post was painfully obviously directed at the original post"

lol

if you google that professor passage, one of the first few results has a bunch of comments giving props/supporting/sharing the thing

5/19/2012 9:11:38 AM

I'm getting my two pairs soon!

5/19/2012 9:12:51 AM

Quote :

"HEY!!! I bet he could sell a TON of those to Arabs! They love throwing shoes at people. Then, if they hit them hard enough, BAM! "Atheist" imprinted right on their forehead. Then, BAM! no more head on which to have a forehead!"

:hearty chuckle:

[surrounded by arabs]

(quite appropos, actually... if you question anything in islam, they automatically label you an apostate/atheist... so perhaps they [arab governments] could buy those shoes and reserve them to be thrown at those who question/doubt islam... actually, strike that, as i would end up with several "ICH BIN ATHEIST" marks on my whole body )

[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 9:40 AM. Reason : ]

5/19/2012 9:37:08 AM

^ my point.

5/19/2012 9:51:18 AM

19^ hahahahahaha

5/19/2012 11:02:28 AM

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"so what is the transgender form of "atheist"? and what about cisgender?"

it depends on the current gender identity, so a trans woman or a cis woman could be "Atheistin" and a trans man or cis man could be "Atheist"

now as for "neither male nor female, or undetermined"...my guess is that German, like most languages with grammatical gender, is so androcentric that "Atheist" would be used for any atheist who is not female; now if there were a neuter form of the term (German does have neuter-gender nouns), I may imagine its co-option for non-binary individuals

5/19/2012 4:34:17 PM

I bet there are a lot of Germans today renouncing their faith in God.

5/19/2012 6:11:20 PM

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"The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly"

I lost it when I read that

5/19/2012 6:30:27 PM