5/19/2012 9:25:01 PM

hope he signed a pre-nup

5/19/2012 9:25:40 PM

Yeah seriously.

Not a great wedding photo. Looks like he doesn't have a chin.

[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2012 9:27:11 PM

Those are passive smiles for newly weds.

5/19/2012 9:27:40 PM

BIG SURPRISE THAT SHE'S ASIAN

5/19/2012 9:28:03 PM

^ i would be surprised if it wasn't considering his longtime girlfriend was asian

5/19/2012 9:29:44 PM

Quote :

"Yeah seriously. Not a great wedding photo. Looks like he doesn't have a chin."

if he had a billion dollars for every character in that quote...wait, he does

5/19/2012 9:30:48 PM

I'm sure that dress costs more than my house

5/19/2012 9:32:47 PM

Sam is asian.

5/19/2012 9:34:06 PM

Quote :

"The ceremony took place in Zuckerberg's backyard before fewer than 100 guests, who all thought they were there to celebrate Chan's graduation."

5/19/2012 9:37:30 PM

Quote :

"considering his longtime girlfriend was asian"

that's not her?

5/19/2012 9:39:37 PM

They have been together 9 years and started dating when they were both at Harvard

so yeah, I think thats the same Asian

[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 9:41 PM. Reason : f]

5/19/2012 9:41:16 PM

Quote :

"I'm sure that dress costs more than my house "

Lol true.

5/19/2012 9:45:30 PM

BIG SURPRISE THAT SHE'S ASIAN

5/19/2012 9:47:00 PM

THATS THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF

5/19/2012 9:59:11 PM

Asians are hot!

5/19/2012 10:23:01 PM

his wife is a chin

5/19/2012 10:26:26 PM

is it the same asian he banged in the bathroom of "the social network"?


classy lady.

5/19/2012 10:32:31 PM

I hope his pre-nup doesn't have a CHINK in its armor

5/19/2012 10:36:42 PM

i can only imagine nuts would it be to enter into a regular college relationship and a few years later he/she is a billionaire.

5/19/2012 10:36:51 PM

Quote :

"THATS THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF"

just LOL'd.

5/19/2012 11:07:51 PM

He ain't a purdy fella.

5/19/2012 11:15:12 PM

talk about marrying down

5/20/2012 12:54:29 PM

Yeah, she married down looks-wise.


This is why you shouldn't marry your college sweetheart. In case you get rich, you miss out on the chance to upgrade.

5/20/2012 1:05:32 PM

He did a shitty job for a billionaire.

5/20/2012 1:07:27 PM

if it matters to you at all that she's not in it for the money, then you almost have no choice but to marry your college sweetheart.

5/20/2012 1:38:42 PM

^

i think she's attractive enough anyways. plus, she's a smarty so at least the conversation won't get boring

5/20/2012 1:48:57 PM

she's not 23 billion dollar hot

5/20/2012 1:54:22 PM

ITT misogyny

5/20/2012 2:05:47 PM

y yall mad?

5/20/2012 2:07:35 PM

Looks good. Not hot but beautiful. Reminds me of some actress.

5/20/2012 6:59:06 PM

Quote :

"i can only imagine nuts would it be to enter into a regular college relationship and a few years later he/she is a billionaire."

NUTS WOULD IT BE!

5/20/2012 7:01:51 PM

Who gives a shit?

5/20/2012 7:38:30 PM

So I imagine he waited until his post-IPO riches were secure prior to marriage right?

5/20/2012 8:27:02 PM

yeah, i think the timing was very intentional.

good read.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/deborahljacobs/2012/05/20/mark-zuckerberg-ties-the-knot-but-it-isnt-all-love-and-roses/

5/20/2012 8:57:14 PM

Marry someone intelligent and started dating you before you got your billions.

Hire anything else you want on the side.

5/20/2012 8:58:53 PM

i wonder if he invited his friend tom

5/20/2012 9:08:20 PM

i wonder if he invited the twins

5/20/2012 10:46:22 PM

looks like she lost a bit of weight

5/21/2012 12:06:02 AM

It's not official until that status changes, z.

5/21/2012 12:25:10 AM

^beat me to it

5/21/2012 10:28:22 AM

ibtTiger Woods collapse

5/21/2012 10:33:29 AM

5/21/2012 10:40:56 AM

Quote :

"Also true to form, Zuckerberg, 28 and Chan, 27, announced their new status by updating their Facebook pages."

5/21/2012 11:03:01 AM

she got those 190% calves/legs, like other asian girls

5/21/2012 6:12:25 PM

Mark Zuckerberg is not an attractive man. You'd think with his billions he'd be able to afford a trainer and some decent clothes - not fucking tennis shoes with jeans. C'mon, bro.

5/21/2012 6:20:40 PM

in his defense, he probably just threw on the most comfortable things he could find as he rushed to deposit his next bushel of money

5/21/2012 6:23:35 PM

^^ he doesn't give a shit about stuff like that, like other typical smart self-made billionaires in the west. look at his house... very modest.

arab, indian, chinese, and russian billionaires... now that's another species. (dozens of cars, mansions, gold-plated everything, etc)

5/21/2012 6:34:12 PM

billion dollar cankles

5/21/2012 7:07:37 PM

set em up

5/21/2012 8:06:33 PM