because everything is better with benny hill:

5/21/2012 5:48:30 PM

a little tumble dry never hurt anyone

5/21/2012 5:51:10 PM

This shit is going to pop into my head tomorrow during a meeting and I'm going to LOL to myself. No regrets though, this shit is hilarious!

5/21/2012 5:51:27 PM

what provoked him to want to put the baby in there? I wonder if the kid's shirt or pants were wet and he thought by closing him in the dryer for a ffew seconds with the door closed would work instead of all the work it takes to take off the baby's clothes

5/21/2012 5:52:44 PM

another example that everyone needs to be a parent, and regardless of what anyone says, they are capable of making responsible decisions in the best interest of the child- always

5/21/2012 5:55:27 PM

later he died.

V exactly what I was expecting.

[Edited on May 21, 2012 at 6:00 PM. Reason : V]

5/21/2012 5:57:55 PM

Who else what 100% expecting this?

5/21/2012 5:58:50 PM

^that's what I was expecting

5/21/2012 6:00:56 PM

^

5/21/2012 6:02:42 PM

^^yep

5/21/2012 6:07:51 PM

^, ^^ & ^^^


this.

5/21/2012 6:08:09 PM

we need a bigger character limit on thread titles

5/21/2012 7:05:46 PM

http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2012/05/21/baby-placed-inside-clothes-dryer-by-father-horrifying-video/

5/21/2012 7:17:23 PM

ITT people don't know the difference between a front loader and a front end loader.

5/21/2012 7:24:12 PM

Those kids are all "Amurica, Fuck yeah!!"

5/21/2012 8:42:27 PM

Quote :

"In the silent footage from the laundromat's security camera, the dad scoops up the diaper-clad toddler, shoves him head first into the front-loading washer, and shuts the door. He and the mom seem amused at first, but panic quickly sets in when they realize that they can't get the washer door open. It's locked automatically, and the tot is trapped inside as the washer starts to run. (Warning: The video is disturbing). "

even better than I thought.

5/21/2012 9:39:14 PM

This is pretty tame compared to 4chan parenting fail threads

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/21/2012 9:40:03 PM

and now live with Nancy Grace

5/21/2012 9:42:19 PM

So, I don't know why you'd put your kid in a washing machine at a public laundromat. I can definitely see some retard doing it at home to take a stupid picture for FB or whatever, but a public place where everyone is there to witness your stupidity.

And second, isn't there an off or pause button on the damned machine. I've never seen a machine that couldn't be stopped without a key, but I haven't spent a lot of time in laundromats.

5/21/2012 9:45:54 PM

poor kid.

5/21/2012 10:01:45 PM

Quote :

"And second, isn't there an off or pause button on the damned machine. I've never seen a machine that couldn't be stopped without a key, but I haven't spent a lot of time in laundromats."

the ones I have been to do not let you control it once you shut it so people don't have accidents and liability issues.

5/21/2012 10:06:49 PM

the ones I have been to do not let you control it once you shut it so people don't have accidents and liability issues and kids put inside by their parents can't escape.

5/21/2012 10:08:42 PM

5/21/2012 10:10:28 PM

Quote :

"because everything is better with benny hill:"

5/21/2012 10:13:45 PM

Quote :

"Mexicans dont have? any right to judge blacks, they are all criminals, drug dealers."

ahahahahahahahaha man i fucking love youtube

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/25/2012 10:54:40 AM

i was also expecting the tractor.

5/25/2012 10:59:43 AM

My favorite comment from page one (of comments)

Quote :

"ALL I CAN SAYS IS….THOSE BLACKS IDIOT IN THE VIDEO IS ONE DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT.. NOW THAT POOR KID GOING TO HAVE "BRAIN DAMAGE" IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN SINCE HIS HEAD DIDNT FULLY DEVELOPE… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST… did his parent drop him when he was a kid???? Maybe that? why he an idiot"

Hahaha, pot meet kettle.

5/25/2012 11:27:30 AM

what's the deal with putting random ? marks in the middle of a sentence?

i am? conFUSE

5/25/2012 11:36:07 AM

5/27/2012 1:52:46 PM

Only this is a parenting WIN.

5/27/2012 3:05:32 PM

Texas Mom Accused of Trying to Sell Infant for $4,000

Quote :

"Megan Heichelbech thought she was responding to a standard adoption ad earlier this month, but her gut told her something was wrong the day she was supposed to buy a plane ticket to bring 4-month-old Eden back to her home in Florida. "It was not an ad to urgently sell the baby," Heichelbech told ABCNews.com, adding that the costs and fees were similar to the ones that applied when she adopted her 5-year-old daughter. Heichelbech answered the original ad on June 13, and said it asked for $6,500. She said she and the baby's mother exchanged photographs, emails and text messages. The ad read, "I'm in search of an great family for my son. He is four months old and he is african american and hispanic. I can no longer care for him the way he needs to be. We are living in a womens shelter now. Im working with an adoption agency so there is an adoption fee they have set up. I believe its $6,500. Thank you and god bless." However, when Heichelbech asked for the names of the birth mother's adoption facilitators and attorney, she never got an answer."

Quote :

"The birth mother -- whom police have not named but who lives in Dallas -- told Heichelbech to come get Eden, bring an ID and as much as she paid for her last child, which was $4,000. The Texas woman claimed the whole exchange would take 30 minutes. Knowing the paperwork could take days, Heichelbech called Child Protective Services in Texas to ask about proper procedure, assuming the baby's birth mother just didn't know them. "I called to ask them if I could find out ... if it's not legal at this point, what do I need to do to make it legal?" Heichelbech said. That night, detectives called her and said they suspected the woman was trying to sell her baby for cash. Dallas police arrested Eden's mother Friday on charges of child abandonment with intent to return, according to WFAA, ABC's Fort Worth affiliate. An apartment manager entered a Shadow Ridge Village apartment that day to collect rent and found Eden alone. His mother was charged with a state jail felony, and the infant was taken into protective custody. Heichelbech, who had all her paperwork in order and was expecting to bring home a baby, is devastated. She said CPS wants to try reuniting Eden with his family before any adoption can occur, but they said they'd keep her in mind. "My 5-year-daughter ... keeps asking me, 'When is he coming home?'" she said. "I keep saying, 'Well, he's busy right now.'""

see tww parents, you are not that bad

6/24/2012 8:04:15 AM

Quote :

"The Camden County prosecutor's office says this was not an intelligent choice, to put the baby in the washing machine, but it was not a crime. How's the mother feel? “I'm pissed,” she says “I was mad cause you shouldn't put a kid in the washer. at the same time, he was just playin’ around.” As for the baby-sitter, mom says she won't be babysitting any more. Meanwhile back at the laundromat, the owner says she knows it's ridiculous but she's actually thinking of putting up signs to protect herself from liability that read “do not put kids in washers.“ "

6/24/2012 2:55:21 PM

With the 10594504853 child neglect and negligence laws available to use, they can't find one to use against them?


AMAZING

6/24/2012 3:04:32 PM

just leave them alone and let darwin do his thing

6/24/2012 3:09:58 PM

^I agree, but I'm amazed that someone didn't pressed charges.


I mean... look at this thread:http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=628586

Talk about being charged with nothing!

[Edited on June 24, 2012 at 3:15 PM. Reason : .]

6/24/2012 3:15:37 PM

^^ It doesn't work. See <-----

6/24/2012 3:36:11 PM

rednecks postin tractors ITT

6/24/2012 3:46:21 PM

I too was expecting a picture of a tractor with a loader on it.

6/24/2012 11:01:21 PM

it's safer than taking a 6 year old to a midnight showing of a violent movie.

7/21/2012 7:44:02 PM