ComputerGuy (11:14) : My box isn't green yet...I can't rock your world....just send me a message and I'll make your wildest fantasy come true
ComputerGuy (11:14) : Ask dropdeadkate



Sooooooooooooooooooo?

5/22/2012 11:15:48 PM

Countdown to kick in the balls... 3... 2... 1...

5/22/2012 11:19:28 PM

oneshot, you ignored me itcb, but i think you're super cute.

5/22/2012 11:20:04 PM

48?

5/22/2012 11:21:39 PM

sorry, its hard to follow the chat at top sometimes... was finishing up the bbq I got tonight with my friend

lol, some reason I thought you were a guy dating elise for some reason. oh lawdy... anyway, haaaaaai

5/22/2012 11:22:07 PM

Teehee, bb is my boyfriend

5/22/2012 11:23:00 PM

lol

i'm a girl. a murried girl who is dating elise, who will soon be another murried girl.

yes, hai! i totally saw your photo in the face thread and you're definitely cuuuuuuuuute.

5/22/2012 11:23:19 PM

this is almost certainly a fantasy/delusion on ComputerGuys part

5/22/2012 11:24:13 PM

that's a paddlin' stabbin'

5/22/2012 11:32:41 PM

I don't get it

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/22/2012 11:43:33 PM

every day she wears the same thing
I think she smokes pot

5/22/2012 11:47:14 PM

Sorry but I can get better dick than a guy who needs a porsche to feel like a real man

K thx

5/23/2012 3:57:19 PM

ey girl i can boil water, when are you picking me up?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/23/2012 3:59:31 PM

I don't need a Porsche to feel like a man, I enjoy nice things and can afford it.


I can't help it if you can't handle a man that is successful is well endowed.


Get back into the kitchen and learn how to cook, you rude bitch.
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5/23/2012 4:03:39 PM

I am 6' plus in heels. I like vehicles that i can fit into without smacking my forehead on my knees

5/23/2012 4:06:54 PM

It is a proven fact that well-endowed Porsche owners don't exist anywhere other than professional sports.

^ I just bought a GMC pick-up truck, crew cab.

[Edited on May 23, 2012 at 4:07 PM. Reason : a]

5/23/2012 4:06:56 PM

Im 6'2"


Trust me when I say I enjoy luxury over sporty.

That said, I didn't buy the porsche for it being a bit tight like a tunes in can.

5/23/2012 4:13:04 PM

High heels can be a very formidable weapon.

5/23/2012 4:17:06 PM

ey, yo gurl, lemme get dem digits

5/23/2012 4:29:18 PM

Quote :

"High heels can be a very formidable weapon."

For stabbing maybe, but "cutting" is more DDK's style.

5/23/2012 9:33:38 PM

I love this thread with all of my heart.

lololololololol

5/23/2012 9:36:09 PM

Quote :

"tight like a tunes in can"

5/23/2012 10:10:40 PM

Quote :

"TUNES IN CAN"

5/23/2012 10:11:56 PM

damn autocorrect on my iPad.

5/23/2012 10:13:44 PM

what's the best way to cook a....
fuck, why am I asking her?

5/23/2012 10:14:56 PM

so did this douchebag hit? cause that would be upsetting

5/23/2012 11:32:58 PM

haha bitch please

can I a get a hell no?

5/23/2012 11:34:05 PM

but he's well endowed...

[Edited on May 23, 2012 at 11:35 PM. Reason : LOLOLOL I can't help but laugh]

5/23/2012 11:35:15 PM

and he doesn't enjoy tunes in a can

5/23/2012 11:35:47 PM

Quote :

" I like vehicles that i can fit into without smacking my forehead on my knees "

You act like smacking your forehead on your knees isn't desirable...

5/23/2012 11:38:30 PM

im sorry i asked. but you know how girls are







dumb

5/23/2012 11:39:57 PM

I'll holler

5/23/2012 11:43:13 PM

Ddk is a raging bitch that gets pissed about the slightest shit

It's funny.

5/24/2012 12:05:00 AM

DNL and DDK

5/24/2012 12:08:27 AM

All redhead girls tend to have the same personality anyway. It's true, seriously, think about it, it's true.
They are all beautiful and incredibly hard to deal with. And they act ridiculous like dudes or something. Seriously wtf.
[/chauvinism]

5/24/2012 12:14:01 AM

yea I'm a brunette

5/24/2012 12:16:23 AM

Well you make a fine redhead too

5/24/2012 12:17:00 AM

And I'll be blonde by this weekend

holler

5/24/2012 12:17:59 AM

I'll holler

5/24/2012 12:18:32 AM

DNL tapped that...

officially consider my offers to DDK WITHDRAWN.

Might have rethought about it...
until....

5/24/2012 12:46:20 AM

:stab:

5/24/2012 1:00:59 AM

41

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/24/2012 1:21:12 AM

oh god don't make yourself blonde

5/24/2012 1:46:46 AM

Can I give you a high five?

5/24/2012 1:51:33 AM

^x5
Because we all know that women's vaginas are proprietary and immediately bear the name of the man who inserted his penis in it for the rest of their lives.

Once you stop worrying about shit like that there's more ass to go around for everyone.

It's thoughts like these that make women act stupid like they have the only vagina on earth. And then you move on and bwn her sister and make her be like wtf you were supposed to care about my vagina not another woman's!

5/24/2012 7:27:40 AM

ddk is actually a classy lady, even if she portrays a psychopathic wench on the internets

5/24/2012 7:41:07 AM

so hot

so mean

5/24/2012 8:10:19 AM

This is DDK?

wow, now I know why she wants to stab most men

5/24/2012 8:39:25 AM

ttt

7/6/2012 4:16:57 PM

set em up

7/6/2012 4:18:20 PM