punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
They are so great! 5/25/2012 2:32:22 PM
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H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
and nothing else!
 5/25/2012 2:33:40 PM
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Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
^
and sandals 5/25/2012 2:35:16 PM
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TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
why don't fewer men wear bow ties? 5/25/2012 2:37:35 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |

5/25/2012 2:37:41 PM
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dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
mostly because i have no idea how to tie one
which i feel is true of most men 5/25/2012 2:39:18 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Probably because they look fucking stupid. 5/25/2012 2:40:05 PM
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oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "which i feel is true of most men" |
Who the F wears bow ties anyway? I have a hard enough time with regular ties. 5/25/2012 2:43:13 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
I think the main reason why, for me, is because button up shirts buttoned all the way up looks odd on me
 5/25/2012 2:43:57 PM
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dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
old dudes
and dudes in tuxedos
^wow. that outfit is fucking ugly.
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .] 5/25/2012 2:44:01 PM
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TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Who the F wears bow ties anyway?" |
millions of fuckwits who think that wearing a bow tie as a curiosity will make them look good
see also: fedoras
though fedora wearers are usually way more socially awkward and think that if they add a fedora to their t-shirt/cargo shorts they will become sinatra
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 2:51 PM. Reason : -] 5/25/2012 2:50:11 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
yep, I can't see there being too many good looking out fits with bowties.... that ain't the worst of it.



 I mean the kardashian girl doesn't even make it look good

the only picture I could find I kind of like is this one

only because it looks good on her, or maybe because she looks like Urkel
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .] 5/25/2012 2:56:59 PM
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Snewf All American 63547 Posts user info edit post |
I know a bow tie designer she does really nice stuff!
she's a North Carolinian but I met her in my old neighborhood in NYC
http://distinguishedcravat.com/ 5/25/2012 3:05:18 PM
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Bullet All American 28622 Posts user info edit post |
Bow ties are pointless fashion attire. where did they get their start? who thought "maybe i should tie this around my neck and put a bow on it, for no practical reason". Same with a regular tie. I hate wearing them, although i have to at least a few times a month. 5/25/2012 3:05:38 PM
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stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
I, for one, would much rather wear a bow tie than a regular tie. 5/25/2012 3:09:37 PM
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Bullet All American 28622 Posts user info edit post |
i would too, except they look even sillier 5/25/2012 3:28:25 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
oh heck no 5/25/2012 3:37:07 PM
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Nighthawk All American 19640 Posts user info edit post |
Bow ties are all the rage up here at work, but for a somewhat valid reason. A lot of the admin and faculty types wear them, but its an issue of hygiene rather than style. They teach classes with body parts, cadavers, etc. and don't want to lean over a corpse and have their tie falling in blood. So a lot of the med school docs and admin guys rock bow ties. 5/25/2012 3:43:50 PM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, for one, would much rather wear a bow tie than a regular tie." |
5/25/2012 3:44:01 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
i don't understand why anyone would willingly wear a tie 5/25/2012 3:45:17 PM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I know how you feel.
I, too, was a small child many years ago. 5/25/2012 3:47:48 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
ties of any type are pretty dumb. they serve no purpose.
and a regular tie is a great way for an attacker to grab you and fuck your shit up 5/25/2012 3:48:17 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know how you feel.
I, too, was a small child many years ago." |
one might argue that you are a child of the establishment.
break free. throw away your ties. 5/25/2012 3:52:57 PM
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Bullet All American 28622 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, too, was a small child many years ago" |
you're saying anyone who doesn't enjoy wearing a tie is a child? that's silly. i have to wear them farily frequently to give presentations to old crusty dudes in suits, but i still think they're stupid.
^^yep. or get it caught in machinery, or shut in your car door, or get food on it or piss on it.
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ] 5/25/2012 3:53:46 PM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "http://distinguishedcravat.com/" |
those are fantastic 5/25/2012 3:56:29 PM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
^^no, whining about harmless social norms is what's childish.
BUT I DONT WANNA WEAR A TIE!!!!
*stomps feet*
I rarely wear a suit or tie, but when the occasion calls for it, I'm certainly not going to bitch about it.
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 3:57 PM. Reason : .] 5/25/2012 3:56:49 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
anyone who doesn't wear a jabot is literally an infant 5/25/2012 3:57:11 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
bc wearing a tie makes you a grownup?
 5/25/2012 3:57:41 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
i guess i'd rather be labeled "childish" than to do something i don't want to do simply because it's what everyone else does 5/25/2012 3:58:38 PM
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stillrolling All American 1225 Posts user info edit post |
fact: bow ties were invented for frat boys to wear to football games 5/25/2012 3:59:06 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
I was in ROTC, I bitched everytime, to myself/friends, when we had to wear service dress blues.... I don't give a fuck. 5/25/2012 3:59:35 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148873 Posts user info edit post |
my philosophy is if you're not wearing a tuxedo, there is no reason to wear a bow-tie
[Edited on May 25, 2012 at 4:07 PM. Reason : v except for that] 5/25/2012 4:00:25 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |

5/25/2012 4:03:57 PM
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Bullet All American 28622 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "no, whining about harmless social norms is what's childish." |
chickenshit conformist. j/k 5/25/2012 4:15:10 PM
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BigMan157 no u 103356 Posts user info edit post |
i don't wear a tie because neck circumference + significant height + significanter gut = nonsense like  5/25/2012 4:18:17 PM
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DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Someone make a thread titled: Why don't more women wear ascots? 5/25/2012 4:27:30 PM
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CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |

5/25/2012 5:35:19 PM
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TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
wendy was a fashion pioneer
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
+1 more way to attract attention to your chest and then be offended by observation of said chest 5/25/2012 5:40:15 PM
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mnfares All American 1838 Posts user info edit post |

5/25/2012 6:19:16 PM
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stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " fact: bow ties were invented for frat boys to wear to football games" |
No, no they weren't. However, I look quite dapper at football games. 5/25/2012 6:20:16 PM
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BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
mmmmmmmmmmmm lizzie kaplan 5/25/2012 6:23:11 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
because we don't want to look like Diane Keaton? 5/25/2012 7:04:03 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
TAKE THAT BACK SHAWNA!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE ANNIE HALL! 5/25/2012 7:08:41 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Usually, I am down with punchmonk, but if she's asking about bow ties because she thinks that they are awesome. . .
 5/25/2012 7:10:43 PM
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