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ndmetcal
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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face?lite

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"A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.
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The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested the newspaper's video surveillance video, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival."


[Edited on May 26, 2012 at 11:44 PM. Reason : my bad, just saw it posted in the news of the day thread]

5/26/2012 11:43:50 PM

TreeTwista10
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i like how the video report of this made it sound like the face-eater threatened a cop and thats why he was shot, and made no mention that he was EATING THE OTHER GUY'S FACE

5/26/2012 11:44:38 PM

H8R
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cop probably thought he was dealing with a werewolf

5/26/2012 11:46:48 PM

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5/26/2012 11:47:23 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim [after being shot]"

5/27/2012 10:38:21 AM

MinkaGrl01

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Omg is that how the zombie apocalypse starts??

5/27/2012 11:29:14 AM

EMCE
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Fuck fuck fuck

5/27/2012 11:32:19 AM

Kickstand
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Hol-leee shit!! For once I am surprised by a news story!

5/27/2012 11:37:57 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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Drugs and Fantasy played out irl if true.

5/27/2012 11:57:11 AM

GREEN JAY
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stay away from bath salts

5/27/2012 12:05:12 PM

BigMan157
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holy shit it's here already?

[Edited on May 27, 2012 at 12:38 PM. Reason : this timeline is darker than anticipated, my calculations are way off]

5/27/2012 12:38:20 PM

0EPII1
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fuck...

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"A naked man found in Miami, Florida, eating the face of another naked man growled at a police officer before being shot dead, witnesses say.

About 75% of the victim's face was missing, local media have reported.

Cyclist Larry Vega said there was "blood all over the place" when he came across the horrific scene by MacArthur Causeway.

"I told him get off," Mr Vega told WSVN Fox 7. "The guy just kept eating the other guy away like ripping his skin."

He said he alerted a police officer, who warned the attacker several times to back away from the victim.

"The guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled," Mr Vega said.

Armando Aguilar, of Miami's Fraternal Order of Police, told Local 10 news: "When the officer approached... [the attacker] turned around and growled like a wild animal and kept eating at the man's face." "

5/28/2012 5:46:20 PM

Biofreak70
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I posted this on FB the other day and got absolutely 0 reaction... people don't care if it isn't dancing and singing in a highschool setting or having sex with a vampire. I got my 10/22 though, bring on the zombies!

5/28/2012 5:54:01 PM

JK
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Guess I should go ahead and order that extra box of 5.56

5/28/2012 6:33:32 PM

TreeTwista10
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what kind of drugs do you have to be on to eat somebody's nose and eyeballs

5/28/2012 6:44:47 PM

0EPII1
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and growl like a wild animal when a cop tells you stop...?

probably some hallucinogen that made him all paranoid and shit.

some links suggested LSD.

5/28/2012 6:46:17 PM

ndmetcal
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it's pcp


or a zombie virus

5/28/2012 6:47:27 PM

LRlilDaddy
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any news on if the victim has tried to eat anyone?

5/28/2012 6:48:12 PM

Kiwi
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Was the victim confined? On drugs too? What prevented the victim from fighting back? Shits crazy

5/28/2012 6:58:49 PM

ndmetcal
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"any news on if the victim has tried to eat anyone?"


No, but I can feed the zombie hysteria a little more

5/16, Hollywood, FL - Students & teachers decontaminated after mysterious rash breakout at the school
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19, Ft Lauderdale, FL - Terminal at the Ft Lauderdale Hollywood Internationl Airport is evacuated due to an unknown chemical
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/24, Broward County, FL - A second school reports the mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25, Minneola, FL - Hazmat called for incident on a school bus
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25, Miami, FL - Passenger is subdued on a flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26, Miami, FL - The story in the original post

5/26, Central Florida Greenway in FL - A Florida doctor spits blood at a cop
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27, Columbus, GA - Man bites Lowe's employees & resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

[Edited on May 28, 2012 at 7:08 PM. Reason : link for the last one]

5/28/2012 7:08:28 PM

crazy_carl
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this is so 2009

5/28/2012 7:09:26 PM

roddy
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We will all be paying for his face transplant.


[Edited on May 28, 2012 at 8:11 PM. Reason : w]

5/28/2012 8:10:29 PM

Snewf
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this is actually extremely bad

5/28/2012 8:21:33 PM

TreeTwista10
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jeffrey dahmer must've been a zombie too, thats the only thing that makes sense

5/28/2012 8:22:56 PM

se7entythree
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Dahmer didn't squat naked in public over his victim & eat him there. He took his back to his apartment like a normal serial killer/cannibal.

5/28/2012 8:53:49 PM

TreeTwista10
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i for one don't believe in zombies

*chambers .45 round*

5/28/2012 9:11:11 PM

Snewf
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Dahmer was trying to make zombie sex slaves who could never leave him

5/28/2012 9:18:10 PM

Snewf
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http://imgur.com/a/x0UQO

5/28/2012 9:20:02 PM

se7entythree
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^^by injecting acid into their brains while still alive. Not at all like what happened in Miami.

5/28/2012 10:23:35 PM

MinkaGrl01

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lol wut?

5/28/2012 10:32:18 PM

IMStoned420
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^^^ OMG fuck India so much.

5/28/2012 11:03:10 PM

Slave Famous
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Mason Verger in the fucking house

5/28/2012 11:04:41 PM

0EPII1
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151098/Naked-man-high-LSD-eats-face-victim-police-shoot-Miami.html?ICO=most_read_module

growling cannibal:


plus actual scene pictures in link

5/29/2012 6:51:33 AM

BobbyDigital
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Interesting prejudice in my mind-- when I read the story, I pictured a white guy as the perpetrator.

5/29/2012 7:20:32 AM

sparky
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me too

5/29/2012 8:19:31 AM

BigMan157
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the times, they are a changin

5/29/2012 8:20:45 AM

sumfoo1
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yeah i figured the face eater was white too.

5/29/2012 8:34:54 AM

Smath74
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when I read the story, I pictured a white guy as the perpetrator.

5/29/2012 8:44:53 AM

justinh524
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I didn't, because all crimes are committed by black men.

5/29/2012 8:47:56 AM

H8R
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it's miami. I thought cuban.

5/29/2012 8:51:58 AM

beatsunc
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cop should be tried for murder. you cant just go around shooting people. he should have pepper sprayed his ass and arrested him

5/29/2012 8:58:09 AM

justinh524
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I'm sure the guy with half his face eaten off would have really appreciated pepper spray.

5/29/2012 9:03:01 AM

Mr E Nigma
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5/29/2012 9:03:45 AM

Slave Famous
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

5/29/2012 9:05:05 AM

H8R
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could have shot him in the leg or shoulder and cuffed him

murder 2 for the cop

5/29/2012 9:06:47 AM

justinh524
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That cop infringed on that guys inalienable right to eat somebody elses face.



Also, if LSD was legal, this would never happen.

5/29/2012 9:17:47 AM

EMCE
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Sounds a heck of a lot like bath salts, or LSD. I'm guessing bath salts.

5/29/2012 9:29:05 AM

stateredneck
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http://www.mapofthedead.com/map/

In case the zombie apocalypse does happen.

5/29/2012 10:28:27 AM

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http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

5/29/2012 10:53:00 AM

justinh524
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that house is stupid.

5/29/2012 10:56:33 AM

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