http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/B003CT2A6I

Why are they so expensive? apparently they cure cancer

"I recently was diagnosed with stage 3 intestinal carcinoma. I also recently purchased this cable for my new HDTV.

I connected the cable into my TV, and after watching 45 minutes of Discovery Channel HD, my cancer went into total remission, and I was cured. This cable is perfect for all HDTVs and I would highly recommend it to anyone suffering from terminal diseases. "

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2012 8:04:38 PM

seems legit

5/30/2012 8:06:16 PM

It's probably made from diamondium.

5/30/2012 8:06:48 PM

5/30/2012 8:07:56 PM

Price:$8,450.00

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_6

jesus christ



"Using these cables, and only using these cables, I was finally able to hear an auditory gem that has been long rumored among music connaisseurs - Aretha Franklin's stress-fart just prior to her high A in her recording of "You're All I Need to Get By"."

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 8:12 PM. Reason : lol]

5/30/2012 8:10:31 PM

all you need is a handful of rich idiots and you're golden

5/30/2012 8:12:59 PM

lol @ related images

5/30/2012 8:18:35 PM

Quote :

"We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives. PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can. DO NOT USE THE CABLES! We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began. Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND. No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING! WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS??? We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives. Do not use the cables! "

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 8:25 PM. Reason : better]

5/30/2012 8:21:16 PM

paging Wyloch

5/30/2012 8:25:23 PM

5/30/2012 8:41:53 PM

Ha I paid 90 dollars for an HDMI cable back in probably 2005. I had no idea.

5/30/2012 8:50:05 PM