hahahahaha

Quote :

"DMX: “Motherfucka, I’ll rip your butthole outta place”"

http://unintentionalgayraplyrics.tumblr.com/

6/5/2012 3:24:12 PM

you can say whatever you want as long as you say [nohomo]

6/5/2012 3:25:29 PM

http://snacksandshit.com/

6/5/2012 3:26:27 PM

Byrn Stuff. Good find.

6/5/2012 3:27:56 PM

My husband is laughing his butt off at snacksandshit.

6/5/2012 3:54:37 PM

Biggie said a lot of pausible shit
DMX has a ton
Canibus has some questionable bars

but rappers get a pass if they spittin though

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 3:56 PM. Reason : e]

6/5/2012 3:55:55 PM

"I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face, but I won't, cuz you'll probably wanna stand in his place"

6/5/2012 3:57:17 PM

Quote :

"Let my convertible marinate on the avenue."

ahahahehaha

6/5/2012 3:57:31 PM

Quote :

"She had a miscarriage, I couldn’t cry though, 'cause you & I know she was only my side ho"

lol thats actually pretty good.

i think the guys on that site are a little nitpicky and probably arent actual fans of hip hop

Quote :

""This is not no Sandra Bull." Wale, Lotus Flower Bomb Hey man, I'm not really sure what you could be thinking on this one? Do you mean "bullshit" when you say "Sandra Bull"? If so, that is about the most retarded slang word you could ever make up. First off, Sandra Bullock isn't even known for being a liar, ya know? At least you could replace "bullshit" with something like "This is not no Dicky Nixon". Otherwise you're simply going off the fact that her last name kinda sounds the same as the word you want it to represent... AND that's some straight preschool shit. Nahmean? Filed under: Raps in riddles, Makes up words "

i mean come on, she starred in love potion number 9. The greatest emcees shorten words fuck off



[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 4:01 PM. Reason : kl]

6/5/2012 3:58:36 PM

Snacks and Shit is hilarious, especially the classifications/descriptions.

"I was born with a dick in my brain."

No. No, you weren't.

6/5/2012 3:59:23 PM

I'm loving that site!

6/5/2012 4:00:19 PM

Quote :

""With a douche pack, you're making my nose react." KK, Meledy For a V by DJ Quick"

6/5/2012 4:00:22 PM

ok im finding some good ones

Quote :

"??I walk around the club. Fuck everybody." Lil' Wayne, I'm On One by DJ Khaled So... why are you there? Go home. Filed under: Buzzkill "

hahah

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 4:04 PM. Reason : s]

6/5/2012 4:03:34 PM

snacksandshit.com is clearly written by a woman/women. the commentary is terribly unfunny.

6/5/2012 4:14:59 PM

^that was my impresssion


every comment is about "insecurity" and they seem against any sort of bravado or telling a bitch to shut the fuck up.

Quote :

""She got a FUPA, it don't matter I'm still scoopin' her." Oh really? That's disgusting, man. Now I have to wait an hour before I eat anything. "

if you are a man, you know this feelin weve all been there...women are all "yuck" about it

Quote :

""Where you and your mens at?" -Nas, Made You Look This is a good thing to say if you want to start a fight with a bunch of dudes, or what you say on the phone when people are late to your gay orgy. "

and this idiot completely misses the lyrics. he is not even asking a question

LOL, most of this site is crap but there are a few good lyrics selections

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 4:20 PM. Reason : h]

6/5/2012 4:17:19 PM

Who cares. It's funny to women then. We get to laugh too

I find lots of "dude" humor to be stupid & basic. I just find my funny somewhere else

Can we all agree on the cheezburger cats though?

6/5/2012 4:24:50 PM

yes we can bud

keep in mind that this is interesting enough that I am still reading them when most of yall are already most likely over it

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 4:26 PM. Reason : r]

6/5/2012 4:25:30 PM

What exactly does I'm on One mean anyway?

/white

6/5/2012 4:32:50 PM

Quote :

""Make me the motherfuckin' president... I'll make the White House a ho house." - Too $hort, Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin' There is hardly a sentence that would single-handedly fuck up your chances of being the President of the United States more than this one. But... how about: "

Barack Obama's already done this.

6/5/2012 4:37:10 PM

Bryan Safi thought of this long ago~♥: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBkYdUgl3-M

6/5/2012 5:40:53 PM

Quote :

""I like breathing." Dr. Dre, The Watcher Because you can't always rap about how you like jewelry and cars and bitches. Filed under: So basic."

6/5/2012 6:06:37 PM

6/5/2012 7:29:13 PM

i'm pretty sure dmx's lyrics are intentionally gay.

6/5/2012 8:37:27 PM

^ How you gonna explain fucking a man?

6/5/2012 8:38:01 PM

"head up ya ass, i'ma have to headbutt you"
-lil wayne

6/6/2012 9:58:27 AM