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6/6/2012 3:03:25 PM

Things I would consider doing if I weren't a teacher

6/6/2012 3:08:08 PM

i was thinking

6/6/2012 3:20:22 PM

that doesnt seem appealing

wouldnt your balls get all stuck to the leather after a long ride?

wouldnt be a'peelin off easily one would assume.

can you imagine standing up for a jump and ripping off a section of your nut dermis?

maybe your asshole friends push the seat upwards and you sodomize yourself as you go to sit on the bicycle and your seat turns brown?

[Edited on June 6, 2012 at 3:23 PM. Reason : r]

6/6/2012 3:21:45 PM

i'd do it with a seat like this...sure, it's still gonna wedge itself in your butt crack, but the hole would allow some airflow

6/6/2012 3:22:23 PM

I'd duct tape my genitals to my stomach, reducing the risk of injury and making myself more streamlined in the process.

6/6/2012 3:24:51 PM

i mean if you get stank butt, dude man thats not a good look.

i imagine all these dirty hippies just pee while they ride. the pee hits their legs and sprays their chests, women just sit in the seat and pee all over their pubis

6/6/2012 3:25:18 PM

thanks bighit...now i've got wood

6/6/2012 3:26:02 PM

i'd get a seat with a big hole for my nuts to hang through

6/6/2012 3:30:27 PM

ha wouldnt that be awesome to hang trunk nuts from your bike seat

6/6/2012 3:31:51 PM

Yeah but what if you stopped short and flew off the bike, but your nuts stayed?

6/6/2012 3:37:23 PM

there are some things not meant to be done while nude.

biking comes to mind. at least put on some tight shorts or something.

6/6/2012 3:37:45 PM

I think jock straps should be allowed during this bike ride. For safety.

6/6/2012 3:45:45 PM