is committing a very slow version of the classic "suicide by cop" scenario

6/16/2012 11:37:53 PM

HEY GUYS, I HAVE A GUN *WINKIE*

6/16/2012 11:39:47 PM

I REALIZE A BREAK-IN HAS OCCURRED AT THIS ADDRESS AND THE COPS WILL BE BY SOON TO INTERVIEW MY ROOMMATE

COINCIDENTALLY, MY ENTIRE GUN COLLECTION NEEDS CLEANING

I SHALL WHISTLE WHILST I WORK

6/16/2012 11:42:08 PM

DONT MIND ME, I JUST HAVE LOTS OF GUNS NORMALLY KEPT IN A SAFE UNLESS COPS ARRIVE

6/16/2012 11:43:40 PM

THESE ARE THE GUNS I HAVE ALREADY CLEANED

THESE ARE THE GUNS THAT I STILL NEED TO CLEAN

AND THIS IS THE GUN I AM CURRENTLY CLEANING

6/16/2012 11:47:38 PM

THEY MUST BE CLEANED, ITS IMPORTANT, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD RESTS ON THE CLEANING OF THESE GUNS

6/16/2012 11:48:59 PM

DEEZ gunzz

6/16/2012 11:51:56 PM

word up.... I just shatted upon myself. just a little bit.

6/16/2012 11:56:24 PM

sup to thee

this thread was made possible by a shared wavelength

6/17/2012 12:00:58 AM