aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Just DLed it. It's pretty epic.
My name is Hung Jun from China. I have a mom and dad, older brother and older sister. Everything is cool, then I turn 9 and this happens:

Not really sure what to do. I'm assuming my best chance of survival is just to roll with it, but my happiness is going to take a major hit. It was my best stat, too. 
Here's a torrent for it, if you are interested in playing.
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3746813 ] 6/17/2012 11:45:25 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Sweet Life so far. Let me recap my diary:
Age 9: Molested Age 10: Molested Age 11: Molested
Age 12: 
This game doesn't mess around.] 6/17/2012 11:55:40 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Died at the age of 48 from infection.
Basically molested until I moved out at 18. Got married, aborted a kid, had two kids, then became an alcoholic.
Pretty full life. 6/18/2012 12:26:39 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Now I'm a girl from Japan. Check the stats:

Super athletic, plus I'm hot. I have a good feeling about this life. 6/18/2012 12:29:56 AM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
the fuck is this shit? 6/18/2012 12:33:18 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Lived to be 84 this time. Bladder cancer got the best of me.
I got to be a professional athlete for exactly one year. After 40, you are too old for that. Had a son who turned into a schizo and committed suicide. My husband was pretty boring. Same job for like 60 years. 6/18/2012 12:56:03 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |

6/18/2012 7:49:20 AM
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Snewf All American 63547 Posts user info edit post |
I lived well into my 80s as a woman in India I worked as an artist and political activist got arrested twice and went to prison for 3 years 6/18/2012 8:36:40 AM
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BIGcementpon Status Name 11321 Posts user info edit post |
^^Looks like you got screwed ba-dum-ch--- 6/18/2012 8:41:25 AM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Age 9: Broke wagon wheel Age 10: Mother died of dysentery Age 11: Died attempting to ford the river 6/18/2012 8:53:21 AM
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dalecooter All American 524 Posts user info edit post |
I've yet to be abused but I did die at 35 in the bahamas from illicit drug use I figured being a musician I could handle it oh well so long Mr Clarence Fox 6/18/2012 10:23:31 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck. Born in Russia with great musical ability. Finally get into college.
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Bitch hit me with a brick.
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BigMan157 no u 103356 Posts user info edit post |
Retaliate violently. 6/18/2012 12:06:24 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I left the marriage. I was playing a character I created and was making bank as a doctor. I didn't want to go to jail.
Bitch still got half my stuff though. 6/18/2012 12:20:19 PM
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stixman All American 3608 Posts user info edit post |
my first person died at childbirth...lame
[Edited on June 18, 2012 at 1:51 PM. Reason : ...] 6/18/2012 1:51:37 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Made it to 74 years old in Vietnam. That's damn fine living.
No school, but I was making bank as a policeman. Invested 100M Dongs in a stock that turned into over 1B dongs. That's a lot of dongs. Emigrated to New Zealand so the last years of my life wouldn't suck as much. There are like 10 floods a year in Vietnam. 6/18/2012 5:00:38 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Are there sound effects? I want a sad trombone Wamp-Waaahhhh if I get raped or murdered. 6/18/2012 5:02:51 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
No, the game is only like 7MB so it's pretty barebones. 6/18/2012 5:06:42 PM
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Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
Don't you get it?? If you die in the game you die for real 6/18/2012 5:07:37 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Had another good game.
Born in Mexico. End up gay. Become a Mexican Doctor. Move out to California to find a boy toy. No gay marriage because this game was made in 2007. Way too much expendable income. Finish with a net worth of $65,000,000. 6/19/2012 12:49:19 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Topped $1,000,000,000 in net worth. I was some redneck from Alabama named Tina who got raped at 15. Couldn't find a husband but found stocks that paid off greatly. Died alone at 86. 6/19/2012 1:49:42 AM
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LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "100 MILLION
DONG
INVESTMENT" |
6/19/2012 2:05:26 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I never thought I'd be happy to see this message.

Growing up shit poor in Tanzania. Father molests me for years until I move out on my own. I get engaged to a guy and my parents say they'll write me out of their will if I go through with it. Of course I go through it. I live in Tanzania; my parents don't have any money. Next year: Your Dad dies of AIDS.
LMFAO 6/19/2012 10:31:54 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
downloading this now, looks like fun 6/19/2012 10:44:44 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
haha, woman living in Brazil with a post-graduate degree in Business...
Only falls in love with those who are unemployed or scavengers of used goods...
Girl, you need to lose these zeroes and get yourself a hero! 6/19/2012 11:19:53 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I thought it looked fun too.
I was mistaken.
I was a relatively rural chinese woman who lived a generally boring and unsuccessful life, got held back in school like 5 times (then expelled from trade school), got married and had a kid pretty late, and died of mouth/ovarian cancer in her 50s.
She was a smoker for about 3 years and an alcoholic for a while, and used illegal drugs in her younger years. She quit all those things but once she got cancer she started them up again, withdrew all her cash from investments and blew all her money on a lavish lifestyle until she died. 6/20/2012 11:36:23 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |

Born in Nigeria.
Stunting like my Daddy.
6/20/2012 11:48:45 AM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Born in US. Check the stats:

I have a good feeling about this game. 6/20/2012 12:29:09 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
my schizo husband in Rwanda just offed himself, thats really gonna fuck up our monthly income
i have a gay son, luckily his boyfriend just got a job
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i died at age 52 of alcoholism, luckily throughout my relatively long life in Rwanda, I was never raped] 6/20/2012 12:47:32 PM
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mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
I like reading your people's life stories. 6/20/2012 1:47:12 PM
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CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
this is hysterical. keep the stories coming. 6/20/2012 1:58:51 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Indonesian boy. 99 Athletic Ability! Then this:

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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
made a kid with amazing athleticism, strength and endurance from Little Rock...ugly as sin and dumb as a brick...not smart enough to get into college, can't turn into a pro athlete, ended up getting hooked on illicit drugs and alcohol, had a stroke when i was 31, turned to religion, died in a car wreck at age 37
i need to make a really hot chick who is born in some middle eastern country and see if i can get raped, and then stoned to death for being raped] 6/20/2012 4:54:00 PM
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Nighthawk All American 19640 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2067098/0017045651472/
2010 is supposed to have a much better GUI and a lot more features. 3D face, can start a business, and links with Google Maps to show where you live. Just FYI I am checking it out now. 6/20/2012 5:10:56 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Lived to 88 with the Indonesian kid.
Professional Athlete from 18 ->30. I thought I was making a lot of money. I mean, I still didn't have a telephone in my house, but I was doing a lot better than my fellow countrymen. Try to emigrate to Italy to make real pro athlete money. Not even close to enough saved to make the leap. Barely had enough to sneak in illegally, which is usually 1/10 of what a legal emigration costs. Then get this, illegal citizen working as a pro athlete and they still make me do mandatory military service for a year. Do that, get married, but too late to have kids, I guess. Years go by and go from athlete -> entertainment technician -> military sergeant -> teacher's aid -> fortune teller.
Wife died of Diabetes a few years before I kicked it. 88 is still my longest lived life though.
Edit:^ DLing now, will give a shot later today.] 6/20/2012 5:11:46 PM
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Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
^^doesn't work on win 7 64 bit  6/20/2012 5:45:06 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
works on Vista, but not very well...some of the graphics don't show up...like I can see the sliders and attribute bars, but not the text that says what they are 6/20/2012 6:01:05 PM
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slamjamason All American 1833 Posts user info edit post |
LOL I am a 13 year old Indian girl with 99 conscience and 1 appearance
And I just went blind at the age of 23 
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "doesn't work on win 7 64 bit" |
works fine for me. win 7 64 as well. did you run it as administrator?
Also, I don't like the gui of the 2010 game. It was nicer when everything was available all on one screen. This one has too much empty space and it's annoying to flip through categories for basic info. 6/20/2012 6:33:13 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
if you get a job as a Beggar, can you request a raise every year? 6/20/2012 7:05:56 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |


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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
grew up in japan, met a lovely girl and had a beautiful daughter...then wife died at age 23 from a heart attack...found a new girlfriend...she just left me though, i guess she didn't like the fact that we emigrated to Kabul, Afghanistan and I was drafted into the military after taking a job as a shoe repairman 6/20/2012 8:41:07 PM
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aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
I tried 2010 again and the interface is too messed up. The new features aren't worth the hassle.
I'll keep my goiter in 2007. 6/20/2012 9:08:31 PM
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occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |

It's like golf, amirite?
6/20/2012 9:23:46 PM
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ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
2010, start a business, always become a billionaire 6/20/2012 9:28:39 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148871 Posts user info edit post |
i may have died from a seizure at age 34, but my husband beat the pussy up enough where i'll have a nice legacy of terrorist babies
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
^ lmao 6/20/2012 9:48:59 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Born a male in india, lived a generally happy life as a police officer despite my wife constantly abusing me and hitting me with bricks. I finally left her when I was 60 years old an remaried, lived until the ripe old age of 90. 6/20/2012 9:52:50 PM
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Crede All American 7339 Posts user info edit post |
How do you make your character healthier? Eat more and don't live in a shitty country? 6/20/2012 10:08:50 PM
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