http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/06/27/kate-upton-reportedly-booted-from-santa-monica-pier-for-showing-too-much-skin/?intcmp=obnetwork

6/28/2012 12:43:41 PM

she can never show enough skin

6/28/2012 12:44:39 PM

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 12:49 PM. Reason : no boobies though ]

6/28/2012 12:49:36 PM

worst pr move evar....

6/28/2012 1:01:02 PM

This bitch is getting annoying as fuck.

6/28/2012 1:07:17 PM

^ hahaha... bah, this food is TOO good! that game was toooo awesome, SO annoying! holy fuck, the deal I got on this badass house was toooo damn good... blach!

6/28/2012 1:09:29 PM

She has the shape of a girl next door...i mean she's cute and all but what's the big deal

6/28/2012 1:27:23 PM

This place never ceases to amazes me with some of the most jaded motherfuckers on the planet

6/28/2012 1:31:58 PM

I'm not sayin she ain't a beautiful girl, there's just nothing about her that "strikes" me...usually when a girl gets a lot of press for her looks it's because she's put together in a somewhat unique or exotic way, or at least is the pinnacle of feminine form

To me she's just kinda par for the course

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 1:44 PM. Reason : in the context of popularly-beautiful women, that is]

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 1:49 PM. Reason : fuck a phone]

6/28/2012 1:42:49 PM

pointy elbows syndrome

6/28/2012 1:43:49 PM

Quote :

"this food is TOO good! that game was toooo awesome, SO annoying! holy fuck, the deal I got on this badass house was toooo damn good... blach!"

Quote :

"This place never ceases to amazes me with some of the most jaded motherfuckers on the planet"

winnARS!!!!!

6/28/2012 1:44:25 PM

i agree.

she's obviously gorgeous, and if i pass her walking down the street i'm looking twice, and she's better looking than any girl i've been intimate with... but she is not the hottest woman on the planet. she doesn't even have hips.

6/28/2012 1:46:22 PM

Fuck it...


Omg holy shit she's so bangin imma spank it furiously until the next hot chick falls out of the press!!

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ^ this ]

6/28/2012 1:46:55 PM

no... fight the good fight w/ me.

6/28/2012 1:47:28 PM

I don't even know who she is

6/28/2012 1:47:33 PM

Oh i am, i am.

6/28/2012 1:48:51 PM

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"she doesn't even have hips"

I said this a while back and got called a jealous hater

6/28/2012 1:49:24 PM

@posters ITT

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 1:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/28/2012 1:49:35 PM

you people will argue about ANYTHING

I mean fucking ANYTHING...

6/28/2012 1:49:59 PM

^^^ not by me you didn't.

6/28/2012 1:50:41 PM

No one is actually arguing in here though

6/28/2012 1:51:28 PM

^^oh no not to you

just in the pointy elbows thread

6/28/2012 1:52:22 PM

She's hot. Just leave it at that. Don't need your useless comments beyond that.

6/28/2012 1:52:40 PM

haha, W. D. Price and The Useless Comment

National best seller right here folks

6/28/2012 1:58:01 PM

6/28/2012 2:01:34 PM

Once again, it's her personality, or at least perceived personality since obviously none of us know her, that makes her super hot. It's like Cameron Diaz, she was never hotter than when she was Mary.

6/28/2012 4:03:37 PM

bullshit...

thicker CD in the mask was where it's at

6/28/2012 4:05:02 PM

God, the internet is a fucking drag.

6/28/2012 4:05:21 PM

^^ no way, she looked Mexican or something there. Much hotter as a Norweigan or whatever the fuck she was

6/28/2012 4:08:21 PM

jesus

from a site that worships the female users it does i cant believe the things i am reading in this thread

6/28/2012 4:09:50 PM

Ftr i know nothing about her personality and the first 60s of her giggling and shaking her tits around in a "pam anderson tribute" do not make me inclined to believe i should give her any extra credit

6/28/2012 4:44:45 PM

what happened to the red-blooded men of America....

men all think and post like their wives have henpecked them to death

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 4:46 PM. Reason : e]

6/28/2012 4:45:46 PM

Hey man Ive treated far less photogenic girls than her like royalty and been proud to do so. Kate upton is still a fine looking girl, all I'm sayin is that for all the attention she gets you'd think she was something beyond your typical attractive wealthy blonde. I'm standing my ground on this one big guy

6/28/2012 4:52:20 PM

She's far beyond typical in a world where all blondes look the same

Far far far beyond

I think she is the best looking SI girl ever

And I'm a fan of brunettes and reds!

6/28/2012 4:56:23 PM

Gonna have to go with marisa miller off the top of my head, as far as blondes go anyway

6/28/2012 5:08:20 PM

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"and she's better looking than any girl i've been intimate with..."

NO SHIT?!

6/28/2012 5:13:46 PM

Quote :

"i know nothing about her personality and the first 60s of her giggling"

the last part made the first part invalid (once again, we are talking about perceived personality, not actual since we dont know)

6/28/2012 5:18:39 PM

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"This bitch is getting annoying as fuck."

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"She has the shape of a girl next door...i mean she's cute and all but what's the big deal"

I have to agree. She'd rank higher with me if she didn't act like a tardmo.

6/28/2012 5:25:41 PM

6/28/2012 5:31:09 PM

^^^ah, but her participation in said video to begin with doesn't exactly preclude her from falling squarely in the privileged-white-blonde, I'm-cute-therefore-I'm-special pile

Dime. A. Dozen.

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 5:31 PM. Reason : carat]

6/28/2012 5:31:27 PM

what do you want her to do? quietly and mysteriously look at the camera? whisper some shit in some foreign accent? give me a hot girl who isnt afraid to be goofy as fuck any day

6/28/2012 5:32:15 PM

yeah and her boobs look like half-inflated waterballoons held up with tape in her bikinis

6/28/2012 5:33:36 PM

^^you aint never lie

she looks like she could actually hold her own hanging with a group of men that are actually being men

6/28/2012 5:34:51 PM

6/28/2012 5:38:06 PM

To be fair, all I've ever seen of her is either in this thread or a GIS thereafter.. she could be an accomplished Harvard scholar or a bastion for civil liberty for all I know. Taking the leap of faith to assume she's not, though--I guess if all you have going for you is looks then by all means act like a braindead coed on spring break, at least you'll have fun. There's an entire world that exists between vapid attention whoring and the feaux sordid composure of which you speak, particularly one of class and individualism.

But I'm outta my league here anyway, I like'em curvy and a little weird.

6/28/2012 5:43:24 PM

i mean shes like 19 lol

[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 5:48 PM. Reason : e]

6/28/2012 5:47:58 PM

^^ thats what's odd to me in your outlook... to me she seems more of an individual than any of the other models in recent memory. She just seems like a normal, fun, goofy chick who happens to be hot as hell, and not fucking Gisele Bundchen or 99% of the other models/swimsuit/random hot celebrities who walk around with the "I know I am hot as shit, all must bow to me" attitude all the time (which I gathered from various 20 second clips over the years, but hey, its all we have to go on).

Maybe its because you are a bartender and are constantly surround by drunk chicks when you cant be equally drunk because of your dedication to your craft so you are burned out on goofy, fun chicks

^ that too hahaha




[Edited on June 28, 2012 at 5:51 PM. Reason : d]

6/28/2012 5:49:10 PM

Y'all know I'm playin right

I'd knock her socks into next week and tell eeeeeeverybody


She's an SI swimsuit model for chrissakes what do you think i expect

6/28/2012 5:53:02 PM

haha its cool man! I'm playing too!

I LOVE DICK!

6/28/2012 5:54:09 PM

Oh, btw..

6/28/2012 6:02:10 PM