Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
I've recently taken to wearing skinny jeans because, well, I like getting laid and the women go wild for my skinny-ass legs. The problem is that whenever I pull those bad boys up, they pull my boxer briefs up with them and I get some rather unsightly underwear lines in the process. I gave up on tighty-whiteys back in high school.
What is the solution here? Commando? Silk thong? Ladies, feel free to chime in with your preferences. 7/7/2012 3:21:45 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
if underwear is an issue your pants are too tight IMO
DO NOT WANT
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Kickstand All American 11768 Posts user info edit post |
How do you avoid having a constant boner from the tightness? I have an old pair of cargo shorts that are a little tight and I constantly have to fight contact boners. 7/7/2012 3:27:58 PM
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Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
Years and years of desensitizing porn and masturbation, my friend.
But yes, boners are an inevitability when wearing skinny jeans. Hopefully they are tight enough to hold it down, but not tight enough to highlight the outline of your wang. 7/7/2012 3:31:01 PM
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CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
I've worn tight jeans for over a decade now and never had much problem with underwear. I just wear decent boxer briefs - something that fits snug the whole length of the underwear. 7/7/2012 3:36:56 PM
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dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
Boxer briefs are the way to go 7/7/2012 3:46:36 PM
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zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
If I'm wearing tight jeans, regimental is the way to go.
On another note, yours truly was sitting in Cup A Joe earlier today, wearing his favorite shorts. Yours truly didn't realize that they had worn and ripped on the inside of the leg, dangerously close to the crotch. The damn things are only four years old and have been worn to the point of fraying the seams everywhere. Yours truly was regimental and has no idea if anybody got a glimpse of his sack. 7/7/2012 3:52:34 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I typically freeball or wear panties
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/7/2012 4:04:53 PM
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BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not really a fan of boxer briefs. 7/7/2012 4:54:04 PM
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Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
find another way to get laid, imo. 7/7/2012 4:57:13 PM
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H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
^ 7/7/2012 4:57:41 PM
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Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |

7/7/2012 4:59:29 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I wear mine with nothing underneath. Pants so tight they look like they're painted on. You can see the entire outline of my dick. 7/7/2012 5:00:42 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
someone holds my pants at the bottom of the staircase, i have to jump into them. 7/7/2012 5:03:37 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Dweedle cuts the ass cheeks out of his 7/7/2012 5:05:55 PM
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H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I wear skinny ass-less chaps and a tuxedo tee shirt 7/7/2012 5:07:07 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
boxer briefs seem to work well under my tight base layer when i'm hunting 7/7/2012 5:25:45 PM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've recently taken to wearing skinny jeans because, well, I like getting laid and the women go wild for my skinny-ass legs." | suuure sailor 7/7/2012 6:08:12 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I thought only gay guys wore skinny jeans. 7/7/2012 6:47:36 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
when I was on the index page and saw that wolfpackgrr was the last poster in a thread she can't possibly know anything about I took a deep breath and clicked the thread
my hunch was right 7/7/2012 6:53:02 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 7/7/2012 6:53:42 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sorry if you dress like a gay man if you don't intend to, settledown. 7/7/2012 6:55:01 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sorry if there isn't anything in the world about which your opinion has value except advice for creepy white girls that are obsessed with Japan 7/7/2012 6:56:35 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I imagine it gets tiring being e-tuff on a website where it doesn't phase people anymore. I can recommend some other forums ripe for trolling. 7/7/2012 6:59:53 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I just don't get how skinny jeans = gay
that is all 7/7/2012 7:00:23 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Tom Petty wrote a song about this.
Freeeeee Baaaaaallin 7/7/2012 7:03:39 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I get this mental image
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm not really a fan of boxer briefs." |
My old roommate said the same thing until he decided to give it a try and bought some. He said he'd never look back.
I couldn't imagine wearing regular boxers ever again. They are seriously the worst things ever. 7/7/2012 7:15:25 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148864 Posts user info edit post |

7/7/2012 7:16:53 PM
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settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
what's tuff about being honest about my feelings 7/7/2012 7:19:25 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
boxer briefs...drool  7/7/2012 7:43:08 PM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28508 Posts user info edit post |
i dont think skinny jeans are gay, i just think they look silly. kind of like parachute pants or acid washed jeans. 7/7/2012 9:20:58 PM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
men of thickness do not wear this shit.
also boxer briefs for life. 7/7/2012 9:24:10 PM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28508 Posts user info edit post |
im skinny and i dont wear those shits 7/7/2012 9:27:09 PM
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AxlBonBach All American 45553 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just don't get how skinny jeans = gay" |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Eg7KSRQ4s
come away with me.
i'll take you to a place where men are men. 7/7/2012 9:33:10 PM
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d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
I don't fuck with skinny jeans, but boxer briefs should do the trick, I think. 7/7/2012 9:58:31 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've recently taken to wearing skinny jeans because, well, I like getting laid and the women go wild for my skinny-ass legs." |
this is pretty LOL 7/7/2012 10:21:59 PM
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se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont think skinny jeans are gay, i just think they look silly. kind of like parachute pants or acid washed jeans." |
this. 7/7/2012 11:07:27 PM
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
I don't fit into skinny jeans. I wear upsized relaxed straight fit jeans to look like normal jeans.
My ex and I had some LOL's figuring out just how big the waist had to be for my legs to fit in them.
[Edited on July 8, 2012 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ] 7/8/2012 12:19:23 AM
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raiden All American 10506 Posts user info edit post |
Lol gay. Stop wearing skinny jeans dumbass. That shit was meant for chicks. 7/8/2012 7:07:17 AM
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red baron 22 All American 2166 Posts user info edit post |
skinny jeans are lame and hipster. 7/8/2012 9:09:40 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ 7/8/2012 9:17:31 AM
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Wolf2Ranger All American 2615 Posts user info edit post |
If you are a dude: you should know better. If you are a girl: I reccomend you don't wear skinny jeans. I have seen many girls who I thought had great bodies wear skinny jeans, and it looks like their ass and legs were mis-shaped and disproportionate. But yet in a bikin, they are smokin hot. Skinny jeans to me = muffin top generator with the added twist of making your torso seem oddly long and disproportionate. I'd say it's not work the risk, because no matter how good you look, odds are you look like a ball of clay jammed into tight denim.
[Edited on July 8, 2012 at 9:42 AM. Reason : ,] 7/8/2012 9:41:33 AM
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iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
If you have a muffin top from your jeans, they're too tight. Shop around and find a pair that fits properly. They should be snug, but not fat-pinchingly so.
As for undies:
Thongs or bikini-cut, both for men and women 7/8/2012 10:41:00 AM
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lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm sorry if you dress like a gay man if you don't intend to, settledown." | "you dress like a gay man" should be seen as a compliment~♥ 7/8/2012 1:08:18 PM
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CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
As much as I don't like Tommy Hilfiger as a whole and most of the stuff there is overpriced, their boxer-briefs are probably the best quality for the money that I have bought. They fit snug without being uncomfortable, hold their fit for years, and don't get worn down in the washing machine over time.
As a long-time skinny jeans wearer they have my seal of boxer-brief approval. 7/8/2012 1:28:16 PM
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wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
baggy jeans are so 90s
get with the times, you bunch of corncobs 7/8/2012 2:36:55 PM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28508 Posts user info edit post |
skinny jeans are as silly as 50" jncos 7/8/2012 2:44:20 PM
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d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Skinny Jeans Cause Health Problems For Men
Quote : | "According to a new survey of 2,000 British men, tight-fitting jeans can cause urinary tract infections, twisted testicles, bladder weakness and long-term health consequences.
The study, conducted by TENA Men, states that although many celebrities, such as Jude Law, Russell Brand and Joey Essex, favor fashionable skinny jeans, 10% of men surveyed reported experiencing an unpleasant adverse effect due to wearing tight-fitting jeans." |
Quote : | "Results from the survey indicated that 50% of men suffering from skinny jeans experienced groin discomfort, more than 25% suffered bladder problems, and 1 in 5 men experienced a twisted testicle.
In addition, the survey revealed that 1 in 4 men wore skinny jeans on a regular basis simply because they look good or to show that they can still fit in them.
40% of men reported that they would rather look stylish than be comfortable, and 3 in 10 men reported experiencing discomfort from skinny jeans." |
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/247826.php 7/13/2012 2:44:46 PM
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ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |

[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 2:46 PM. Reason : tf?]
7/13/2012 2:46:29 PM
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